《Teenage Dirtbag -South Park Creek》Road trip
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Todays the day. Me, Craig and the gang are going to the Grand Canyon. I'm so flippin excited. I'm practically bouncing off the walls. I guess I do that everyday.
But since it's Friday I technically have to go to school. So, that's a bummer.
I walk downstairs with my backpack and coat on.
"Hey Mom. Hey Dad" I say grabbing my thermos
"Hey kiddo it's gonna rain so why don't you get an umbrella?" My Mom says. I simply respond with Kay.
"Raining. Rain like sharp little bullets coming through the sky like Zeus's weapon that he-" I cut my dad off
"DAD! We talked about this! No more metaphors!"
"Sorry" he lightly says, sipping on coffee
"It's weird" I say not looking at him
I walk out the door grabbing my yellow umbrella. The sky was pretty. It was dark. But calming. I close my eyes and sniff the air. It smelled like wet grass, dew and dirt. I love rain and thunder. People assume I hate thunder because I hate everything else loud and scary but I actually really like it.
I start to walk down the sidewalk and I hear thunder in the background. It was light yet powerful. I'm so poetic huh? A light drizzle starts pouring and I pull out my umbrella. I smile at the big dark sky. I probably only like the darkness because of my goth days.
My smile slowly fades as I think of Craig and Kenny. Ugh.
I shake my head so I can get the image of Craig and Kenny cuddling out of my mind. Ugh that was disgusting. Kenny is nothing but a washed up stoner! Wow okay that was mean even inside my own head. God, I'm a dick. At least no one can hear me. No one can hear my jealousy. Even if they can see it. I'm so bad at hiding my emotions.
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When I arrive at school I walk to my locker and put my bag, thermos and umbrella in there. I close it and see Wendy leaning up against the locker besides mine and I jump, I swear like 10 feet high.
"GAAH! WENDY WHAT THE FUCK!" I squeal
"Hahaha sorry I just had to" she says as she pulled me up.
Wendy sighs "look, I'm sorry if I've been kinda bossy lately" she runs her fingers through her short fluffy black hair and looks away
"Girlfriend troubles?" I smirk
"Yes, exactly! Red has been up my ass lately"
I smile and she glares at me "not like that you perv"
"I didn't say a thing" I say still smiling
"Well I mean also like that" I give her a high five "but she's been so angry lately I mean I gave her chocolate and everything! I gave her medicine and her favorite kind of soup"
"Wait hold up" i say "are you ngh talking about her on her period?"
"Well yeah?"
"And you didn't come to Bebe?"
"She's been acting weird ever since me and red got together" she rubs her arm and looks up at me "we never hang out just the two of us any more"
The bell suddenly rings
"Oh shit gotta go! Bye! Text me!" I scream through the messy hallway.
Class goes by painfully slow. Lunch was amazing. Me, Wendy, Bebe, butters, Red, Craig, clyde, token, and jimmy all sat at one table and I had a blast. It's probably lame to say blast. Whatever.
Finally the clock comes to three. And we all scurry out the door.
"Man I'm so excited!" Clyde yelled, jumping up and down
"Clyde you sound like a beluga whale" Craig told him. Jimmy laughed.
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Clyde simply responded with a middle finger. Token laughed.
A little bit later we were all in Clyde's car driving down the highway. We all laughed at jimmys corny jokes. Clyde made us play stupid games like truth or dare: car style. Half an hour into the car ride, Clyde was still driving, token and jimmy fell asleep somehow, and Craig, Well Craig had his legs on my lap and was reading a book. I wasn't complaining. Like at all. I loved this so much. His legs are so nice oh my lord. Why must he be so adorable making random faces at diffrent parts of the book without saying a word.
"Okay everyone out!" Clyde yelled as he closed the car door.
I fell asleep somehow. I looked to my right and craig was sleeping with his head on jimmys shoulder and his legs still in my lap. I almost cried it was so cute.
I shook them to get them awake
"Wha-whaa?"
"We're at the motel guys" I whispered
I heard soft ohs coming from jimmy and Craig.
Token and Clyde were already in the motel.
"Okay guys" Clyde said as we walked in "So there are only two beds and a pull out couch"
"We have to figure out who's going where" token stated
"Well I'm not sleeping with Clyde" Craig told the room
"Why? We're bros" Clyde whined
"You kick. Hard."
"Okay clyde will sleep on the couch?" Token asked
"Yes" the whole room said simultaneously. Well the whole room said except for token.
"Okay jimmy who do you want to sleep with?" Token asked
"A-a-a-a prostitute"
"Jimmy" token half laughed
"Bu-but I w-would like- I would like to sl- sleee- sleep with you t-toke-token"
"Why?"
"You're a pea- peaceful s-sleeper"
"Dude, it's so calming watching you wake up" clyde said already on the couch
"You watch him wake up?" I said
"Okay, I know that sounds stalker-ish-" clyde was cut off by Craig
"- that is stalker-ish"
"BUT he wakes up like he's in a Disney movie and I swear on the bro code I accidentally watched you wake up"
"Guys let's go to bed" Craig told everyone looking out the window
I nodded. Wait. Wait hold on. If Clyde's on the couch. And jimmy and token are sleeping together. Then that means..
"Hey tweek you comin?" Craig asked in the covers.
I blushed and nodded "Yeah, Yeah" I squealed inside my head. I'm probably not going to be able to sleep, I thought.
But when I got in the covers Craig touched my elbow with his and I actually fell asleep.
A fucking miracle.
Craig is a fucking miracle.
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