My eyes flutter open. I read my alarm clock.

6:00 am.

"Uuugggh" I say getting up.

School starts in 2 hours so I might as well start exercising. I know schocker. I exercise. I don't really participate much in gym but I love to exercise at home. I put my Queen station on Pandora and slide on my boxing gloves. Under pressure by queen starts to come on just as I'm working up a sweat and I attempt to sing along as I beat the black punching bag. I wipe my sticky blond hair out of my face as I hear "Damn reminder me never to get in a fight with you". I nearly fall backwards as I stare at craig leaning against my doorway.

"fUCK!"

"Craig oh my fucking god I thought you were going to abduct me." I say getting back up.

He laughs and helps me get up.

"So what are you doing here?" I ask

"There's no school today soooo we thought we'd pick you up."

" There's no school today?" I ask looking out the window. It looks fine.

"It's too hot apparently" Craig said leaning against my door again with his arms folded. He looks pretty hot himself. Wow I need to stop thinking with my dick. He did look nice, I'll say that. He wore lose cargo shorts and a tight grey pineapple shirt. Instead of wearing his normal hat he wore a light grey SnapBack with a tiny rainbow on it.

I snap back to reality and think about what he just said. "Wait, we?"

Before he could respond Clyde, token and jimmy appeared out of nowhere. "Haaaaay Tweek" clyde said poking his head out the door frame.

"You box?" Token asks

"Oh yeah I kinda do it to release anger and stuff" I say "but I'd nevertheless get in an actual fight though"

"Why not?"

"Bloods icky"

When we all walked out of my house I saw Clyde's new mini van in my driveway.

"Wait aren't you gonna tell your parents where you're going?" Craig asks.

"Okay one, I don't even know where we're going-" I was cut off by Craig "you know what I mean" I take a sharp breath through my nose and continue "two, my parents are drug addicts. You think they care?"

Okay that may have been a little to deep for this mood right now. Token and jimmy stare at the ground questioning reality and all they could say was "damn"

We get in the car and token starts driving. There are eight seats in the car. Craig attempts to poke at the radio but Clyde slaps his hand. Craig flips him off.

"Okay where are we going?" I finally ask.

"On a road trip" Craig says with magic in his voice.

"S-starks pond" jimmy says in the far back seat.

"It's not a road trip if it's in a 10 mile radius craigory." Token says, not taking his eyes off the road.

"Oh shit I should have brought my bathing suit huh?" I snap my fingers. Damn.

"Don't worry we got you" Craig says and throws me a pink and white floral swim suit from his duffle bag. "We wanted to surprise you." He shot them a look.

"We're here!" Clyde says practically jumping from the car.

I get out and all the cool kids are there if you know what I mean. Stan, Kyle, kenny, Bebe, Wendy, Gary, butters, red, Heidi, cartman, Annie, Kevin, and of course us. So that puts a total of 16 kids. Not including me. I walk over to a outhouse and get changed. I'm still so confused as to why the hell craig came all the way to my house to pick me up. We have been talking a lot lately. I'm not complaining I just don't understand.

My thoughts are inturputed by pounding on The door. "Hurry the fuck up you black ass hole!" Cartman. I roll my eyes and walk out with my clothes.

"Tweek! Tweek! Over here!" I see Bebe jumping up and down. I jog over to her.

"Hey girl"I say

"I had no idea you'd be out here! You usually don't leave the house"

"Rude" I tell her "but factual" I tell her how Craig kidnapped me and forced me to have fun.

She laughs and looks over at the pond. Stan is talking with Gary. Kenny is doing a cannonball while cartman and Clyde scream for him to splash Stan. My eyes start to drift where Bebe is staring and I see red and Wendy talking.

"Man did Wendy ditch u to talk to her girlfriend?"

She smiles at me and says "yeah but I don't care I got youu" she lightly and awkwardly punches my arm.

"That sucks dude." I really think about Wendy and red's relationship "I mean yeah she hangs out with red a lot but red is really trying to help Wendy chill out"

" I know what you mean" she smiles at the ground "still can't believe she convinced Wendy to get a piercing"

I laugh at the memory of Wendy walking into school the next day while me, butters and Bebe freak out. Well it was more me than anyone"DId yOu GEt cLOned!?".

"Did you ask out Craig yet?" Red is walking up to us with Wendy around her arm.

"No. But I will. Soon" Bebe replies while looking at Craig.

He's swimming in the pond. He's smiling. That's weird. I start to think it's cute, until I realize who he's smiling at. He's smiling at kenny while kenny is doing his 'I wanna hook up' face. I don't know why but my blood starts to boil. I know Craig is straight but there is something about Craig looking at him like that. Craig is obviously trying to be mean but he's smiling like him flipping kenny off is playful.

"I still don't see why you like him" red breaks the short silence

"you do know he used to pick his nose and eat it right?" Wendy asks with a smug smile

Red laughs and says "used to?"

I smile but my smile quickly turns into a look of shock as I'm being dragged by Clyde. "Clyde what the fUCk?!"

"Dude Craig and kenny should not be talking like that" he crosses his arms and is angrily looking at Craig. I sigh and pat him on the shoulder. Clyde is probably just jealous of kenny. He doesn't want to lose Craig as a friend. I understand and tell him Craig won't abandon him. Clyde looks at me with a mix of confusion and anger on his face. But when he walks away I can only see sadness.

Is he okay? Did I say something?