Thank you for reading. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. It brings me endless pleasure to know you're reading this, and that you're having fun, babe.

And thank you...

To my lover, partner in crime, fellow adventurer, and biggest fan. Thank you for all the encouragement and perspective and love and cocktails. I could not have accomplished this without your support. I love you. And if there's a single pun in this book, I blame you.

To Wright Club. Thank you for reading every draft. For picking apart every line of dialogue and every plot point. For telling me exactly which chapters made you horny, and for being some of the most creative, hilarious, and encouraging people I know.

To my boy in the Fang Gang. Thank you for being my second biggest fan and Sloane's first. Hope you're ready for the next episode.

To my cats. Thank you for keeping me company during late nights and long hours of writing. You keep it cozy. Especially when you sit on my keyboard.

And to you, Philadelphia, you crazy son of a bitch. Thank you for adopting and inspiring me. Don't ever change.

P.S. Greg & Isla will return!