Chifuyu using his authority as the second-in-command acted quickly, by appointing someone to take me to a high-end store to purchase some acceptable clothes for the Toman Admin meeting, because apparently walking in wearing a school uniform seemed like a big fat no-no.

Sadly the subordinate that was sent out with me knew nothing about teenage fashion and instead was eyeing all the skimpy dresses he could find.

"Are you out of your goddamn mind, do I look like a hoe to you that is trying to seduce some rich criminals at the age of thirteen? Unbelievable step aside, I will ask the shop assistant to pick out something for me instead." So I turned to the woman in question and made my demands as brief as possible, leaving the shell-shocked adult behind.

"I have no clothes to wear for a fancy occasion that will take place in roughly half an hour, can you please pick out something simple, cute yet elegant but easy to move in, thank you." After asking about the budget she looked like a woman on a mission, with her expertise she managed to find a perfect outfit, even picking out the right sizes from the get-go.

She chose something simple with monochromatic colors, just a white blouse, black pants, and a black blazer on top.

"Accessories?" She asked briefly as I nodded, wanting something on top of my head. She came running with a purse and white bow that she clipped on the back of my hair.

"Greatest service." Then I turned to Takemichi's subordinate.

"Once you pay for everything we shall run back." it felt quite exciting to be the one giving out orders to some middle-old guy.

When we reached the entrance, I got to hear something intriguing. Using mere signals I made the guy head inside as I was eavesdropping on someone's phone conversation.

"Yes boss, Takemichi is trying to bring his niece to the meeting... no sir this is the first time any of us have met her...Her name? Michi... yes I will call the guys and let them know to allow her entrance." Once the call ended I scurried quickly inside, but when we were waiting for the elevator and saw the dude heading back I acted like normal.

I barely managed to put my school uniform on the table, before I was dragged along by Chifuyu and then packed inside a black car.

"I have good news guys, looks like we won't need to rack our brains or perform some espionage acrobatics for me to get inside."

"How come?" Chifuyu asked as I was quick to update him on what I heard.

"Crazy, I been here for less than 2 hours and already spotted a mole that directly reports to Kisaki."

"I see, but isn't a kid like you even feeling an ounce of fear? After all, you soon will enter a den filled with criminals."

"Please Chifuyu, I believe the ones that should tremble in fear should be them... after all I make miracles happen whenever I go." Causing Takemichi to grab my hands while pleading with me.

"Please Michi, behave..." It looked like he was worried I would either enact or say something incredibly stupid.

"Sorry I'm a slave to the system, and its mission is to bring chaos into this world of mortals," I spoke in the most ominous voice, which only scared him further.

"We're all gonna die!" Talk about being melodramatic.

"I told you I will protect you, you're my other half after all." I sent him a finger heart.

"But I thought the only one for you was Hinata..." Chifuyu spoke up, but by his expression, I could tell she was already deceased.

"No no, what she means by other half is that we are both captains of the 6th division."

"Yes gotta have someone to take responsibility when I laze around."

"Michi!" I just laughed.

"Joking, joking. After all, you won't be able to control my harem... or perhaps you can seduce them as well, what do you say, partner?" Takemichi groaned, maybe he wasn't keen on telling jokes to ease the atmosphere in here.

"Harem?" Chifuyu asked completely baffled.

"Ah, there is just this bunch of weirdos that call themself my harem, even having a boyfriend haven't discouraged them from giving up."

"Looks like your world is a lot crazier than whatever I remember."

"Yea you probably would faint if you saw how I treat Mikey." He gulped before he finally found the courage to ask.

"How?"

"Like a baby, he calls me mom."

"Takemichi is she pulling my leg?" Chifuyu asked the only source he thought he could trust at the moment.

"Nope, there is even this one guy that Mikey calls dad, thanks to her... what was his name again?"

"Ran Haitani." Chifuyu gasped but we couldn't go into more detail because we arrived at our given destination.

At the entrance we were questioned about my identity, once Takemichi reluctantly admitted I was his niece, we got a free pass to step inside.

"Easy," I said, giving them a thumbs up, as we stepped inside the dining area, we quickly caught the attention of the other attendees.

"What the hell Takemichi, why are you bringing a kid inside, who allowed this?" I didn't understand why Pah-chin was so heated.

"How do we respond, tell the truth, throw in a lie or make a curve ball they never expected?" Takemichi looked at me like I was indeed insane.

"You know we can hear what you say..." I ignored what Smiley said to me, he shouldn't butt in when people make elaborate strategies.

"Actually I got this." I patted Takemichi's shoulder and cleared my throat while confidently announcing.

"Haven't you heard, it's 'bring your kid to work' day." Chifuyu just facepalmed.

"At this point, you may as well tell them the truth." Looks like the system was eavesdropping and took his words to its robotic heart. Ding, a mission that could get me in trouble.

'Would you rather insult everyone gathered here or tell the truth?'

"Sorry Takemichi, the god of chaos has spoken... the truth is I'm here to see if any of you remember my adorable face... but considering your reactions-" I didn't even get to finish my sentence, because Chifuyu put his hand over my mouth as if he knew I was about to call them useless dirt-bags.

"Michi, enough!" And then we heard Hanma laughing his ass off.

"That's one interesting kid you have there, you plan to involve her in our business?" Wow compliment from the adult giraffe, yet it looked like Pah-chin didn't hold the same sentiment.

"Takemichi you sure your niece is mentally stable?" Did he really just insult my intelligence? I ripped Chifuyu's hand away to put this guy in check because how dare he. I spent so much money on bribing the police, and not only he forgot about the ordeal but he dares to insult me on top of it?

"Don't worry about me, worry about your eyebrows instead!" Suddenly he slammed his fist onto the table while challenging me to a fight outside.

"What you wanna freaking go?! Yeah, let's I'm gonna show you who's boss!" I rolled up my sleeves but got immobilized by Chifuyu that quickly stopped my movements.

"Are you really about to fight a kid, that shares the same amount of brain cells as you do?" And who asked for Kokonuts opinion exactly?

"Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke." I guess my audience became bigger now when Smiley joined the laughing track.

"Takemichi keep your niece in check! Before I lose it!" Was Hakkai threatening me? With those nasty table manners. I giggled, causing him to rise his eyebrow.

"No sorry I didn't know I was in a barn all of a sudden."

"I think she just called you a pig." Smiley pointed it out and then added.

"No please go on, I haven't laughed like this in ages. For a mere kid to own so many of our admins, is hilarious."

"And what makes you think she will spare you?" Hanma pointed out as I was eager to question.

"Wait peachy boy, is the marvelous prize, touching your hair, if so I wouldn't mind...but I must say I liked your clown hair better, so fluffy just like cotton candy." And silence, did they believe Smiley this guy would suddenly explode or something because his hair was mentioned?

"Oh~ How did you know I was part of a circus trope?" He questioned, as I screamed at top of my lungs and climbed Chifuyu like a tree.

"Protect me, I smell an IMpasta!"

"What?" The two guys I came with, questioned.

"Impostor, this is not who we think it is... he's not picking a fight with me, let's first grab some salt, and let's exorcise this demon wearing human skin!" Who would have thought Smiley would be the one laughing the loudest.

"I should hire you for a stand-up comedy show, I have never seen a better clown in town." I relaxed my body.

"False alarm, false alarm guys, the situation is under control, we are safe, I was wrong." I cleared my throat while additionally adding.

"Also I'm a jester, one that only performs for the royal family, so in case you want to see me performing, you need to throw a grand ball." I glanced at Takemichi that seemed ready to pull out all his hair at this point, but then I saw a weird spark in his eyes.

"Soldier, step down! And zip your mouth for the time being." I took a step back and saluted while yelling.

"Sir! Yes sir!" And then I stood there like a soldier waiting for its command.

"Who would have thought this would be so easy," Chifuyu muttered as Takemichi let out.

"Sorry about that, she was spoiled by her parents." I mean he wasn't technically wrong. The meeting finally continued, but it only led to more fights that I wasn't involved in personally, but at some point, I moved to Smiley's side and tried to touch his hair while he kept on swatting my hands away.

And then it happened, Kisaki entered the stage.

"Having fun aren't we." People stood up immediately and bowed while saying.

"Good Evening Sir!" He must have loved having so much power. Hanma was the first to lick his shoes.

"Have you seen, someone let this kid inside?" Since I was standing right next to him all he had to do was point to the left.

"I know, I allowed our subordinates to let her inside." I looked smugly in Chifuyu's direction as he rolled his eyes at me.

"I was curious... but all I see it's an annoying gremlin." Chifuyu basically send me a warning to not start a useless fight, but I got irritated by his smug smirk plastered all over his face.

"And I bet people feel relief when you step out of the room." He kept his smile on, but anyone smart enough could probably tell it was all just an act.

He started to quote some nonsense right after, maybe something about respecting the elders or whatever making him sound like a boomer, but a tiny shining thing caught my eye, and everything from there on happened so quickly. I heard a terrible bang sound, that made my ears hurt, Takemichi yelling my name, and the smell of gunpowder?

"I found a coin... what is going on?" As I was rising up something told me to move my head to the side. And that's when I heard another loud noise as my eyes traced the movements of a bullet that scratched my cheek.

Warning sirens were echoing in my mind and the system quickly asked me to choose my weapon of choice either a fork or a knife. I finally witnessed Kisaki holding a gun aimed at me the other guys seeking cover behind the table, so I quickly grabbed the three-point utensil and launched it with all my strength at Kisaki's hand, which penetrated his skin. He dropped the gun pretty quickly and I used Smiley and Hanma shoulder's to jump over the table and grabbed the gun before anyone else could.

And put Kisaki into a headlock with my free hand, aiming the gun at his head with the other.

"Play stupid games win stupid prizes I say."

"Holy shit! What was that?" Smiley asked to the point I could see his eyes open. In no time some men ran to our side asking me to drop the weapon or they would shoot.

"What you guys want to find out who is faster?"

"Aghhh how came this to be?" Takemichi asked losing his goddamn mind.

"Boys we playing by my rules now, you going to phone anyone I tell you to." They were shocked about the fact I knew so many names from the organization, but no matter who I tried to speak with they didn't seem to have known me. Mucho was useless apparently he didn't have any contact with the Tenjiku boys. And it was impossible to reach Mikey.

"This unreliable son..." I muttered.

"Is this girl an assassin of some sort?" Pah-chin asked as Pe-yah keep agreeing it must have been the case, but no I only managed to leave unscathed because of my high luck.

"Shit no one seems to know about me... but before we move on, Chifuyu let's ruin Kisaki's reputation! My promise became null with him, once he tried to shoot me."

"What do you mean our promise, I don't even know you!" It looked like Kisaki was not pleased someone humiliated him to this point, it being a little girl at that.

"Wait what are you talking about?" Chifuyu asked as I quickly gave his instructions.

"Just reach into my purse and take out my phone, I'm gonna leave here with a bang." And so he took out my pink flip phone, but Hanma couldn't hold his tongue back.

"What's with the model? Are you stuck in the past?"

"Yes 2005 to be exact, now Chifuyu search for photos." Let's say his face was filled with shock once he saw all my couple pictures with Kisaki.

"Well, that's shitty... I guess you will break up with him... anyway is that what you meant?" Kisaki's face went all pale when he saw his younger self dressed as a maid, stepping on no one else than Hanma.

"Did you photoshop this? No one will believe you this is real!" Everyone came closer curious about what Kisaki was so furious about.

"I don't remember this ever taking place, but this is freaking hilarious!" Hanma admitted, and he snatched my phone away from Chifuyu.

"You have more?!" He asked and started to go thru my gallery.

"Wait, wait... what the hell Kisaki you never said anything about having a girlfriend... what is this about." Everyone's jaws dropped when they saw the pictures I took.

"Michi I told you to behave..." Takemichi whispered silently, but apparently, this wasn't the end of it all.

The door suddenly got destroyed and the only thing I could utter was.

"The hell are you doing here?!"

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Any guesses as who that may be?