That Time I Got Sent to Another World Where All of the Girls Are Super Hot and Super Into Me Because I Am Super Strong and Have Very Powerful Abilities that God Gave to Me Because Me and Them Were Friends When I Was in Grade School and God Is Actually A Loli Who is Also in Love with Me Because I Am A Super Epic Person Who Will Defeat The Demon Lord Who Threatens The Entire World but the Demon Lord Actually is in Love With Me and the Demon Lord is a Super Hot Busty Babe Who is Actually Just Trying to Get My Attention Because I Have a Cellphone That Can Contact the Internet and Can Get Anything Shipped To Me Within 2 Days But I Barely Need It Because I Am Actually the Most Strongest Guy Alive Because I Have Super Strong Powers Like Being Able to Lift Your Mom Really Easily Which is Nearly Impossible Because Your Mom is So Fat But is Actually A Secret Anime Busty Babe Who is Really into Me Because I Am Super Cool and Better Than Your Dad Because He is Super Lame Which I Am Not:

Issue 22: That time I was resurrected in another world and signed up at the Adventurer's Guild

I did a few laps of the city on my skateboard before I remembered that my parents house was back on Earth. Damn... I guess I'd have to find somewhere else to stay the night.

Well, the first place that I could think of was probably also one of the best options! With that in mind, I popped a Double Backflip+Benihana+360 as I flew through the air and landed in front of the Adventurer's Guild.

"Wan! Are we staying here for the night, Master?" Wanda asked. "Is your house too far away, wan?"

I shook my head. "I don't have a house, Wanda. I might look into getting one maybe, but I'm not sure if it would be affordable; I only have infinite money."

She nodded. "Wan! You can always do the Emperor's Big Dungeon Challenge," she suggested. "It's a big contest where you go into a dungeon and do a whole buncha killing, wan! The winner gets a house!"

"Hmm..." I mused. "That sounds really interesting, and I want to hear more about it, later. We can wait until it's directly relevant, so that I can forget that I already heard about it right now, and let somebody else give me an exhaustively detailed explanation later."

Wanda nodded in agreement, her dog ears flopping cutely atop her head. I gave her a headpat just for being cute. Now then...

I looked around the Adventurer's guild. It looked like they had already cleaned up most of the debris from my fight with Skeletony! The only indicator that anything had even happened was the gaping hole in one of the interior walls, from where I blasted him. Somebody had put up a crime scene ribbon that read 'Bless This Mess', fencing it off.

I walked over to the prize counter, and waved to get the attention of the receptionist, who was busy chewing gum and reading a book.

"Hello," I asked her, "how many tickets do I need to rent a room for the night?"

She looked me up and down and rolled her eyes, indicating that she was super into me, but also tsundere.

"It's 100,000 tickets for a room," she informed me. "But, you can also rent rooms with real money if you're at least bronze rank, and you can get rooms for free if you're gold rank."

Wanda furrowed her brow and went Wanda-ing off somewhere. Thankfully, she'd earned my trust in the hour or two I'd known her, so I'd let her be for now.

"How do I become Bronze Rank?" I asked. "About how many dudes do I have to kill?"

She sighed, probably overcome by how handsome I was. I averted my eyes in part to spare her from being overcome with lust, but also because I just realized she was a girl and I forgot that I was supposed to be awkward and shy to better let readers self-insert themselves into my handsome shoes.

"You have to get ranked up over there at the sign-up counter," she explained, pointing to a hot busty anime babe in an impractically skimpy uniform, who was working behind another counter across the room. "It's not just 'killing dudes'."

"Soo..."

She sighed again. "Around 50 or so. But you need a card first."

I thanked her and gave her a gold coin to remember me by, then headed for the other counter. It was already nerve-wracking enough to talk to a cute girl, but talking to a hot busty anime babe in skimpy clothing? I was doing everything I could not to burst into treats.

"Hello~" the guild rep said as I walked up, her bell earrings ringing as she gave a quick bow. "How can I help you today?"

I tore my eyes away from her cleavage and stammered, staring down at my toes. "C-card..."

"Oh, you want to register with the guild?" she asked. "Are you planning on becoming an Adventurer?'

I froze, my mind whirling like a small dog on a merry-go-round. An... Adventurer?! I had completely forgotten that that was a possibility! My mind raced as I thought of all the cool adventures I could go on! I could find a lost cat! I could go murdering a bunch of bandits or ugly humanoid monsters! I could rob some ancient ruins! Instantly, my inner chuuni took over, and I activated [Cringe Invulnerability], completely removing my shyness and shame.

"Yeah!" I shouted, slightly louder than necessary. "I wanna go on a big damn adventure!"

"Great!" she said, "Go ahead and fill out these forms!"

She slammed down a stack of paperwork on the table. Sigh... I knew that mind-numbing bureaucracy went with wild, freedom-loving adventurers like orange juice went with graham crackers, but it was a little different when I was the one who had to do it. Well, it looks like I had no choice! I had to bite the bullet and get [Bureaucracy Supremacy] with my [Instantly Learn Skill] skill.

I nodded to myself and activated my new skill, attempting to instantly fill out the forms!

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Hm? Artes? That word appeared again. I wasn't sure why I couldn't use [Instantly Learn Skill] to get that ability, but it was making me a little peeved off! I instead had to rely on [Bureaucracy Supremacy] to get me through the twenty pages of forms manually, and rushed through them, filling them out in a full 1.3 seconds. What a waste of time!

I dropped the forms back on the desk, and flashed the receptionist what I hoped was a winning smile. I was excited to see what my rank would be! I turned and leaned against the desk while watching the various adventurers eating and drinking and talking and brawling and such.

"Master, wan!" a cute voice called from the side. I turned and saw Wanda running into the room, carrying a massive armful of tickets. "I found some tickets!"

Whoah! That looked like it had to be at least 100,000 tickets at a glance!

"Where did you get those?" I asked her.

"Wan! Where do you think I got them?" she asked coquettishly.

I scratched the side of my face while I thought about it. "Hmm. Skeeball?"

"Let's go with that, wan!" she replied.

I laughed to myself and patted her head. "But, I don't think we'll need those, since I'm very powerful. I'll probably wind up getting Gold Rank at least."

"All done~" The receptionist announced, slapping down a card on the counter. I grinned a smile and lifted it up, but my smile soon unsmiled as I stared in horror at the card. My photo was terrible! And, to make matters worse... I looked at the ranking and my eyes bulged out like a cartoon wolf to get a closer look at what it said. I - I couldn't believe this!

Hiro Protagonist

Class: No Class Entered

Faction: No Faction Entered

Sex: Yes Please

Age: 18

Blood Type: A++

Rank: Chert Rank

They had given me the lowest rank possible?!