《Helluva Harem》Rigged Game
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Little Duck: Right, you know the deal. Keep the beacons up, keep the demo units away. If the back doors open you get a bonus, if not defend that thing with your life. Kicking the clown car now.
[As the gates open up you expected a flood of demons and other sorts of horrors to peer through but your met with nothing. Not a single scream, gun fire, or the sounds of rioting. Pure silence. Velvette looks Worried but you told her to keep her cool.]
Little Duck: Something's not right, those mucks were supposed to show up.
[Suddenly all communication was cut off from Little Duck, your only left with static.]
Y/n: The fuck is going on?
Velvette: I don't know but it starting to freak me the fuck out.
Lucifier: I should say it is quite scary!
[Velvette jumps back from the sound of Lucifer's voice, you only watched the darkness in front of you.]
Lucifer: Though, it's much better than fighting off those explosive little bastards don't you think, with out them it's an easy win.
[Appearing from the Darkness was the king of hell himself, his grand appearance. Of course you stayed cautious, but you eased off as soon as you saw Charlie behind him.]
Charlie: Hey Y/n, how's your day?
Y/n: It's been alright, got invited here, didn't know we were gonna compete for something.
Lucifer: Speaking of that something, [Taking out a wooden box.] This is yours now. Plus a bonus, the real reward will be at your place shortly.
[Lucifer walks up to you and hands you the box. He simply smiles.]
Lucifer: Think of this as a reward for your survival. I think taking out a good chunk of prides mercenaries and other sorts of beast is a sign of power. Someone that I personally would be willing to work with. While we're here, you and I should discuss some more important matters.
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Y/n: Which is?
Lucifer: What is your relationship with my daughter?
Y/n: I'm her...Bodyguard?
Lucifer: Cut the bullshit Y/n, We all know her little girlfriend is the one who protects her, so what are you to her. Are you trying to usurp the throne from her, trying to get into her pants? Are you playing with my daughters heart!?! WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVE!
Y/n: I DONT KNOW, YOUR PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT!
Lucifer: Then tell me this Y/n, would you like to Charlie here on a date?
Y/n: Yeah...
Lucifer: Perfect, I've already set you up on a date at Lulu World. The whole place to yourselves, of course you can invite plus ones since a park for only 2 people would just be straight depressing. you'll be staying there for one week with her and who ever you bring. Oh and Y/n, please do be nice to her. The last time she dated a guy didn't end so well for her.
Charlie: Don't mention that... Rather forget about it.
Lucifer: Right... Welp. I'm off! If you need me I'll be throwing porn mags of the pearly gates of my fathers stupid fucking play palace.
Charlie: I'll see you later Y/n, do you want me to pack your stuff when I get back to the house?
Y/n: No it's fine, I'll do it myself. Just relax today, and prepare for tomorrow.
Charlie: Thank you.
[Before Charlie left she gives you a peck on the cheek, smiling as she walked away. You couldn't believe that Lucifer, the prince of hell, is the reason you finally got a date with her.]
Lucifer: Little Duck, the games over, 7 rounds.
Little Duck: Mucker...I wanted to see them fight. Had high hopes for the big one.
Lucifer: Just let them out. I'm sure they would like to relax.
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[Little Duck opens the exit to the Arena, Alastor was impress by your alleged 7 rounds, Vox only looked more pissed.]
Velvette: So Y/n, let's see the fruit of our labor.
Y/n: Right. [Opening the wooden Box] It's...It's an arrow...
[Nothing was special about it. It was in a wooden display case. Neatly placed on top of a silk fabric. It had a complex design on the arrow tip itself, and a golden glow, but overall it was just an arrow.]
Velvette: Really? This is what we played for? Just a shitty decoration?
Vox: Guess it wasn't worth fight after all...
[Valentino stood there quietly. He didn't want to say a thing while Vox was around, it would only make him more angry.]
Alastor: Y/n! Let's celebrate your first win! I've got to say your full of surprises. You look like you didn't even break a sweat even with limiters.
Y/n: I'll tell you on the car ride home...
[After getting Angel and Husker back to the limo, you explained to Alastor on what actually happened in the arena. Alastor only laughed until you reached your house.]
Alastor: What a hilarious situation, the three V's are at each others throats and you get away with just a decoration and the actual reward.
Y/n: kinda wanted to play though, But Wanted to see how it would've panned out if I didn't use my powers.
Alastor: Oh Y/n, you do know that limiters wouldn't work on you. All your powers are... Foreign. You won from the start.
Y/n: Damn...
Angel Dust: Hey! Let me see the arrow, I wanna see if I can incorporate the arrow into and outfit.
[Handing the arrow to Angel Dust, you watched him just stare at the arrow before he hands it back to you.]
Angel Dust: I can definitely do something that can just make the gold on that thing pop. You think I can pull it off?
Y/n: Knowing you? You can make something extravagant.
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