《groovy - steven hyde》041
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"you guys are so much fun to hang out with." caroline said.
donna, jackie, isabella and caroline were all hanging out in the basement.
hyde had been telling isabella how caroline was crazy so she felt a little uneasy.
"we really are." jackie said.
"so what does cosmo say about me? i'm a gemini." caroline said.
"of course you are." isabella mumbled while painting her fingernails.
"um... okay, the twins, two people trapped in one body. so you're like a split personality." donna told her.
"if you ever say that again, i'll kill you." caroline said making the other girls look at each other.
"i'm kidding. you guys, i'm psycho, remember? whoo hoo!" caroline said.
"wow, that was... that was really good. i almost wet myself." donna said before getting up and walking away.
"all right, all right. enough small talk. so, is fez, like, an amazing kisser?" jackie asked her.
"jackie, don't make me blush." caroline said.
"no, she's only asking because when she kissed him, he did this thing with his tongue." donna said.
"oh, yeah." isabella said.
"you kissed fez?" caroline asked.
"oh, my god. it was so nothing. he had this stupid crush on me." jackie told her.
"shut up! if either of you ever touch my boyfriend, i will hunt you down like animals. understand?" caroline asked as they laughed.
"you're kidding, right?" donna asked her.
"i don't think she's kidding." isabella whispered.
"you're kidding, right? i'll scratch your big, dumb eyes out! got it?" caroline said before walking out and slamming the door.
"oh, my god." donna said.
"i know. her nails are beautiful." jackie said.
"hyde wasn't wrong about her." isabella said.
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"she was scary. really scary. okay, exorcist scary." donna told fez.
"if looks could kill, donna, jackie and i would be dead right now." isabella said.
"fez, you have to break up with her." jackie said.
"okay, you three are overreacting. she is a little loony, but she wouldn't hurt you." fez said.
"hey." caroline said walking into the basement.
"hello, my sweet girlfriend." fez said as caroline went to kiss the top of his head.
jackie and donna placed their hand on fez' thigh which made caroline grab their hands.
"we've been over this!" caroline shouted.
"caroline!" fez said.
"touch fez and die!" caroline said.
"stop it! these are my friends!" fez told her.
"oh, really? did they shoplift 30$ worth of indelible ink markers and wrote your name on every inch of their room? every inch! did they?" caroline asked.
"um... did you guys do that?" fez asked the three girls.
"no." isabella, donna and jackie replied.
"well, there you have it. um, caroline, i have to break up with you." fez told her.
"why? and don't say it's because i'm crazy. because i'm not crazy." caroline said.
"oh, no... oh, no. of course not. it's just, um... it's just, um... donna and i are in love." fez said.
"what?" caroline said.
"oh, my god!" donna said.
"run." isabella whispered to donna.
"ew!" jackie said.
"yes, we are freaky for each other. please, tell her. please!" fez said.
"what if she tried to kill me?" donna asked him.
"you're a giant. you can take her." fez replied.
donna leaned in and she kissed fez making caroline upset.
"oh, my god. you're really breaking up with me?" caroline asked him.
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"is that okay?" fez asked her.
"fez, i just want to say that you will never be as happy as you were with me! ever. and until you realize that, i'll be seeing you. and by i'll be seeing you, i mean that i'll be watching you. but you won't know it. except i just told you, so you do know it. anyway, this isn't over!" caroline said before leaving.
"whew! sure am glad that's over." fez said.
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donna had gotten tickets for ted nugent for the whole gang.
isabella was sitting in between donna and fez. her and hyde both agreed it would be best for them not to sit beside each other so the others wouldn't be suspicious that something was gong on between them.
"fez, what's in the box?" donna asked seeing he had a box on his lap.
"counterfeit concert t-shirts. me and hyde are going to sell them after the show." fez explained.
"oh, how entrepreneurial of you." donna said.
"hey, you see, i figure with the original concert tees going for 15$, we sell ours for 10$. that turns a 50$ investment into 250$." hyde said.
"where'd you get the 50$? i thought you were broke." eric asked him.
"i sneaked it from your candyland stash. so if you think about it, it's all profit. okay, fine. can i borrow 50$?" hyde asked making isabella laugh.
"hey, you wanna see what 50 stolen bucks can buy?" fez said holding up the shirt.
"tad nugent." isabella said.
"fez, its ted nugent." hyde told him.
"uh huh, tad nugent." fez replied.
"no, man. i'm saying ted." hyde said.
"i'm saying tad too." fez told him.
"no, you're not. it says tad." hyde said.
"i know it says tad. i'm the one who put it on there. i don't know why we're fighting what's the problem here?" fez asked.
"because the shirt says tad." hyde said.
"exactly." fez replied.
"but the a should be an e." hyde said.
"that's not how you spell tad." fez said.
"no. that's how you spell ted." hyde told him.
"oh." fez said.
"these shirts are useless. now forman's out 50$." hyde said.
the lights went out. the event was starting making everyone get up and start cheering.
after the concert was over, everyone went back home.
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hyde and isabella were sitting in the el camino, they were parked at fatso burger while they ate food.
"so, forman is getting donna a promise ring." hyde told her.
"yeah, i heard kelso is getting jackie one. where's mine?" isabella asked making hyde's eyes go wide.
"uh..." hyde trailed off nervously.
"i'm messing with you, moron." isabella said making hyde feel relived.
"thank god. you know, forman is an idiot. getting a promise ring is serious stuff." hyde said.
"yeah, hopefully donna won't get scared off." isabella said.
"yeah, no kidding." hyde replied.
"so, what are you doing tonight?" isabella asked him.
"i'm taking fez cruisin' for chicks." hyde said.
"damn, i wanted to make out... i mean hang out, tonight." isabella said.
"well, i guess we'll have to do all our hanging out now." hyde replied.
the two of them put their burgers down and they started making out.
they had only been dating for a week but everything was going smoothly.
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