《The Bartender at the End of the Universe》Ch 305: Creeping Around a Hot Chick
Advertisement
"Bbbbrah."
Nugget grumbled on her nest of blankets and pillows. All atop the large bed like a makeshift pyramid. While sitting there, she shifted and readjusted herself.
Her skin was almost completely covered by bandages. She looked more like a mummy than a chicken at the moment.
CREAK
The hinges groaned as the door to the room opened just a crack. A floppy ear slipped in, and was followed by a tiny demon.
Og'drimun, slid into the room and put his little paws on the door. But it wouldn't budge. He groaned as he shoved the door harder, but still it wouldn't close.
So, he flew up into the air, and to the other side of the room. He leaned back, and then flew forward as he tucked his head down.
Wham
Slam!
He crashed into the door headfirst, and was knocked back as the door was slammed shut by the force of his tackle.
He spun onto the ground and slowly sat up. His head spun around as he let out a pained groan.
Og'drimun shook his head and then slapped his cheeks. Then, he quickly looked up towards the bed.
"Oh no..." he whispered.
But as he peeked over the top of the bed, Nugget was still sleeping. He let out a relieved sigh and wiped his furry brow.
With slow, careful movements, he pulled himself up onto the mattress. It squeaked slightly under his weight. But, Nugget still didn't move.
With each step, the bed groaned under his weight. He winced with each movement. Then he stopped and let out a sigh before he slapped his forehead.
Instead of walking on the mattress, he flew up into the air. He circled around the wrapped chicken as he stroked his chin.
The tiny demon crossed his arms and frowned as his eyes scanned Nugget and her nest.
Advertisement
With a firm nod, he licked his lips and got right up next to Nugget. Slowly he reached his hand forward and slid it in-between her and and the comfortable bed.
He gulped, but kept reaching further and further down.
He lifted his eyes up to look at Nugget's face, but she was still sleeping. His eyes shifted from her and to her hips. Back to her face, and down to her hips again.
He took in a deep breath and shook his head as he let it out.
"Here goes nothing." He whispered to himself.
Then, he dove headfirst down the side between her body and the pillow blanket makeshift bed. He squeezed forward and down more and more, until his tiny body disappeared completely.
Nugget was moved up and down as Og'drimun crawled around underneath her.
"Dang it!" Ogdrimun yelled in anger as he shot up from underneath Nugget like a bullet.
He put his paws up on his face and slowly dragged them down in anguish. "Agh! Not a single egg? What's going on!"
Nugget's eye flung open and she turned it directly to the tiny demon.
Og'drimun had his back to her, but as her gaze settled on him, he froze in place. Slowly, he turned around and gave her a weak smile. "Uh? Meow?" He said.
Nugget glared at him and seemed to be daring him to come closer.
Og'drimun gulped and waved at her. "So, uh...I just thought I'd check on you. Yeah, that's it. Just a checkup. That's all. And what do you know? You're in perfect health."
Nugget shifted her missing leg underneath her and stretched up her neck even taller.
It felt like the temperature in the room had slowly started to increase.
"Right, well...I'm going to let you sleep, alright?" Og'drimun said. "I'll just get out of your hair...or, uh feathers. Hah. Hah."
And in a snap, Og'drimun bolted towards the door. Again, he slammed headfirst into it. But, quickly recovered and began to desperately tug at the handle until it finally released, and he shot out of the room.
Alone again, Nugget watched the door for only a moment before she readjusted and curled in on herself again.
Advertisement
Accidentally a Shrine Priestess
Sophie Birch wakes up to a strange blonde woman claiming Sophie promised to be her “priestess” and honestly the whole thing goes downhill from there. Classes? Levels? Mana? Wait – on top of all of that, this place doesn’t even have coffee?! In which our heroine wakes up in a fantasy world and wishes she had spent more time playing video games instead of reading all of that romance manga. Accidentally a Shrine Priestess is a cozy progression fantasy story with very light LitRPG elements. Updates on Saturdays ~9AM PST.
8 202Happy Christmas!!!
A short story for Santa's Gift Exchange party. This is 5k+ words story, divided into 5 chapters and an epilogue, with a first person POV, and a light plot line. Actually it's really just a simple story that wants to share some filling experiences on such holidays. Special thanks to my gift exchange partner, @btwonderkid, and his lifting message: "It was a nice heartwarming story..." Thanks to you, too. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!
8 125Pioneer 0: Rise of the machine in a world of sword and magic.
In the year of 2062, Earth is destroyed by a massive nuclear war as a result of years of power struggling and multiple conflicts between various nations, 12 billion lives was lost on Earth, followed by 40 million humans on Mars's colony, humanity went extinct, followed by their faithful robot army as the machine rust away and crumble down to nothing in the passage of time. All but one machine, an planetary explorating and colony constructing robot designed by a mega-conglomerate before the nuclear war on Earth and forgotten because of the same war, one unimportant piece of technology resting on the right spot and the right time when the Earth exploded, the blast created a rift in space and time, tossing the machine to a parallel world, a world of sword and magic, a world of gods and devils, heroes and demon kings. A world for the forgotten machine to awaken and carry out its duty with only one unknown directive: -Live
8 212X-men: First Class Reader Insert
(Y/n), Raven, and Charles are foster siblings with superpowers. Them, along with new friends, are going to stop world war three. Highest rankings: #2 xmenfirstclass, #1 siblingrelationship, #37 x-men, #37 charlesxavier, #66 xmen, #460 sister, #766 adventure, #760 readerinsert
8 97Camp Camp ~ includes a new LGBT character :)
A new camper arrives at Camp Campbell and Max thinks the new camper seems to be here under suspicious circumstances. Max does some digging and pulls up this new camper's history with two other camps.I think it would be cool and amazing to have a transgender character in Camp Camp... this is just a cute idea I had one sleepless night. If you have any suggestions on what I should change or add let me know :)*Please know the image is not mine - the original artist can be found here https://funcdyscat.tumblr.com
8 175Mixels Outtakes/Bloopers
These are concepts of outtakes/bloopers that could've been the perfect form of comedy and could've saved the Mixels show.
8 101