I can't believe it! I can't fucking believe it! I was out with some coworkers of mine at my fairly recent job, you see. We all gathered and went to karaoke, and hey, this is a great way to show off my singing abilities. We were all drinking alcohol and going at it! Singing Queen, Beatles, Disney songs and all kinds of shit. Like, it was really fun! There were a lot of songs I didn't know that everybody else got really into and I just listened to them, getting into the groove. So, it's my turn. I play my own song. I like this one a lot. The beat's going and I got my rap game in gear. People were really enjoying it! And then I had to say "nigga faggot" because that was in the lyrics. When I said that, everybody stopped and gave out this long "Ohhh!" One of the guys there shouted "Stop, stop, stop!" and grabbed the mic out of my hands and told me I had to leave. They didn't let me finish my song! Everybody stared at me in disgust as I was forced to excuse myself. There were songs everybody sang which had "bitch," "shit," "fuck," "kiss my ass," "fuck you," "suck my dick," "fuck you all night," "worship Satan," and all these other vulgar words and phrases, but if I say "nigga faggot," I'm causing trouble! I don't understand this at all! How is it worse? It's in the lyrics! You're supposed to say "nigga faggot"! Nobody bats an eye when the actual artist says it, but when I say it, suddenly it's like I ate a live baby in front of everyone! It's madness! I did nothing wrong! I remember playing Halo on Xbox Live and we've said all kinds of profanity! I mean, so many things I can't say here. Nobody got banned or said anything like, "Oh no! He said the F-word!" Nobody did that! When did people get so freaked out by this kind of stuff! I. DON'T. AAAGGGHHH!