I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 2322
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Chapter 2322
Chapter 2322: I’m Actually a Battery
“Recharge?” The Battling Buddha was also baffled upon hearing this.
After wrapping Heavenly God Min He in chains, Little Xie wasn’t in a hurry to kill him. Instead, she watched the nearby Heaven Crushing United Army pummeling the Heavenly Human Tribe United Army, and she explained slowly, “Indeed, recharge. I’m going to use him to recharge An Lin.
“I have an extremely unique ability that allows me to absorb the dao power of Heavenly Gods through a peculiar method. I can then deliver this dao power to An Lin.
“During this process, An Lin will not only become stronger, but his energy will also be replenished at a rapid rate. Thus, this is a process of recharging. It can allow An Lin to become full of energy and vigor again.”
The Battling Buddha finally understood what was going on. He couldn’t help but feel astounded.
Heavenly God Min He also understood what was going on. He couldn’t help but feel shocked to the core!
In fact, he could hear the sound of his heart shattering.
Forgoing his evil ways and returning to the embrace of his master? What a f*cking joke! Just how naive had he been? This was the cruel nature of reality!
As it turned out, he, Heavenly God Min He, was nothing more than a battery?!
The surrounding powerful beings were also stunned when they figured out what was going on.
“So that’s how it is. I was wondering why Battle God An Lin sent such an important weapon in the Evil-Slaying Sword over to help. As it turns out, she’s here to absorb the dao power of the Heavenly Gods.”
“Gasp… She can even absorb the dao power of Heavenly Gods? This kind of ability is simply heaven-defying!”
“Then what are we waiting for? Hurry up and capture the Heavenly Liquid God as well! He can provide God An with a recharge!”
The powerful beings were all extremely worked up at this moment.
Meanwhile, the Heavenly Liquid God wanted to unleash a string of curses.
“Little Xie, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and absorb the dao power of Heavenly God Min He to help Brother An Lin recharge!” the Battling Buddha said in excitement.
Little Xie shook her head and replied, “Not yet. Although killing Heavenly God Min He now will allow An Lin to become more powerful, An Lin’s energy is already at full charge. Thus, killing Heavenly God Min He will result in an excess of energy and thus create wastage…
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“As such, I’ll kill him when An Lin’s energy is close to being exhausted.”
Heavenly God Min He’s eyes were wide with shock and disbelief.
Right now, he didn’t even possess the right to choose his own life and death?
Moreover, he had to act as a reserve recharger?
Humiliation! This was true and utter humiliation!
“Ahhhh…!” Heavenly God Min He roared in fury, and a wild power suddenly erupted from his body, yearning to shatter the chains around him.
However, the chains suddenly pulsated with a black light, releasing a pure darkness that instantly engulfed all of Heavenly God Min He’s released power. It didn’t give him any chance to resist and go wild.
Meanwhile, the battle in the distance was already reaching a conclusion.
The Heaven Slaying Sword of Light tore the Undying Heavenly Human’s headless body into two.
Yun Mengying, Michael, Demon Lord Ling Gu, and the other powerful beings transformed into the most terrifying beings as they wantonly wreaked havoc inside the Undying Heavenly Human’s body. Tens of millions of Heavenly Humans were mercilessly slaughtered, and after a brief moment, the spell formation that maintained the Undying Heavenly Human eventually dissipated and fell apart.
Lan Xiaoni immediately charged forward, and using her overwhelming power, she quickly captured the Heavenly Liquid God. She then used her immensely powerful Heavenly Water Power to tie him up.
“Sword Spirit Little Xie, I’ve also captured a battery. Here, use it to recharge Big Boss An Lin!” Carrying the Heavenly Liquid God like a sack, Lan Xiaoni flew over to Little Xie and generously handed him over to her.
The Heavenly Liquid God was so enraged that he felt like vomiting blood.
Had the mighty Heavenly Gods already fallen to a state of being referred to as batteries?
“Thank you,” Little Xie said as she accepted the Heavenly Liquid God. Out of concern for safety, she added several more layers of dark chains around his body.
At this moment, the Heavenly Human Tribe United Army had already been completely wiped out by the Heaven Crushing United Army.
The Heaven Crushing United Army finally achieved a perfect victory over the Undying Heavenly Human!
Some members of the Heaven Crushing United Army were grinning with delight, while others were crying tears of joy and whooping in happiness.
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Their enemy had been overwhelmingly powerful, yet they had still managed to obtain such a comprehensive victory. This was an extremely significant victory for the Heaven Crushing United Army.
It was also because of this that they released their emotions without holding back. Some were laughing heartily, while others were shedding tears of joy. There were also some who were loudly shouting the names of their deceased comrades, telling them that they had won. They had achieved a comprehensive victory.
Little Xie gazed at the myriad of rich emotions that the soldiers were displaying. Their emotions were different, yet it was without a doubt that they all had hints of joy and delight on their faces. In fact, there were even expressions of gratitude and respect on their faces as they looked toward her.
Her aloof and chubby face gradually became gentle.
Little Xie shook her head, and she didn’t look at the soldiers anymore. Instead, she focused her attention on her connection with An Lin. An Lin’s battle was still the most important battle.
The West Sea Heavenly Ark had been destroyed.
The Undying Heavenly Human had also been killed.
The Heaven Crushing United Army had successfully completed their mission.
As such, they now had more time and energy to focus their attention on the battle in the distance. This was a battle that was rampaging with colossal primal beasts, each of which was powerful enough to annihilate an entire region…
Boom!
The void was shattered by a furious fist.
This fist smashed through one thousand five hundred kilometers of the void.
Two colossal primal beasts wailed in anguish as they were obliterated by An Lin’s fist. A Nine-colored Divine Horse had been too close to this collision, resulting in half of its body also being destroyed. It plummeted into the ground, and its hooves continued to kick in the air.
There were sixty-three colossal primal beasts surrounding and attacking An Lin, and almost all of them had been brutally killed by An Lin at some point in time. There was no exception.
As they gazed at An Lin, their expressions were already completely different from before.
Although they could infinitely resurrect, their painful and agonizing memories couldn’t be erased. In fact, these memories would be deeply imprinted in their minds.
Upon seeing this, an uncanny smile tugged at the corners of An Lin’s lips.
“Little Xie… it’s time to start…”
He transmitted his thoughts to someplace hundreds of thousands of kilometers away.
A faint smile spread across Little Xie’s face as she suddenly stabbed the Evil-Slaying Sword into Heavenly God Min He’s heart.
Vanquish The Heavens and Slay All Evil—Ultimate Dao!
At the same time, An Lin suddenly started to move!
He started to charge at the Heavenly Life Goddess with no regard for anything else!
“Roar!” a Primordial Flaming Lion roared in fury as it lunged at An Lin.
An Lin extended a finger at the Primordial Flaming Lion.
The Primordial Flaming Lion shuddered upon seeing this finger. Not long ago, it had been struck by An Lin’s Finger of the Heavenly Dao, with An Lin’s finger stabbing into its head and penetrating all the way through its body. This petrifying memory was still fresh in its mind.
However, while the Primordial Flaming Lion faltered, An Lin suddenly retracted his finger. He then transformed into a dark shadow as he leaped through the Primordial Flaming Lion’s flames and waltzed into the distance.
The Primordial Flaming Lion was a brutal beast who stood at the pinnacle of those who wielded the fire element. However, it also possessed a glaring weakness, whereby its awareness of its enemy would become weaker the closer that they were to it.
After passing the Primordial Flaming Lion, a Primordial Vampire Wyrm that was sanguine red in color appeared before An Lin. Its murderous aura surged through heaven and earth.
Flames suddenly burst to life in An Lin’s palm.
The Primordial Vampire Wyrm shuddered upon seeing this. It recalled the torturous pain of being charcoal-grilled by An Lin.
Seizing this opportunity, An Lin shrouded himself in a barrier of scalding-hot holy flames as he dashed past the Primordial Vampire Wyrm like a meteor.
This Primordial Vampire Wyrm was a speedy and merciless beast. However, its weakness was fire!
Just like that, the flaming An Lin successfully dashed past the Primordial Vampire Wyrm at an incredible speed!
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