I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 2133
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Chapter 2150: 2150
Chapter 2150: Kill the Pig
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
An Lin almost wept in joy at this moment.
I’ve finally succeeded! It truly wasn’t easy…
Judging by the end result, all of his sacrifices had been worth it.
However, just as he prepared to explain himself, he suddenly saw the Dragon Sparrow Sword flash before his eyes. The brilliant radiance of the sword almost blinded him.
“Shameless cheater! Eat my sword!”
The sword slash contained an overwhelming Vermilion Bird Origin Energy as it slashed down at An Lin.
In fact, the might of this slash caused the onlookers within a radius of several thousand kilometers to feel an ice-cold and overwhelming killing intent.
Before An Lin could even react, the Dragon Sparrow Sword had already slashed into his chest.
Rip!
The blade left a massive gash in his chest.
At the same time, the profound sword intent contained within the slash sent him flying high into the air.
“Ahhhh…! It hurts!” An Lin yelled in pain. “Xiaolan, stop! Our little act is already finished!”
Our little act is finished—this was a secret message that only An Lin and Xu Xiaolan understood.
This was a signal to stop their act.
Afterward, they would be able to explain their actions to everyone and inform them that this had only been a little act. That way, An Lin could regain the reputation that he had lost.
It could be said that they had already planned everything out.
An Lin felt extremely aggrieved about suffering a wound because he had shouted the secret message a moment too late. Now that he had hurriedly called a stop to the act, however, he was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief.
However, what he saw was another slash whistling closer and closer to him…
“Shameless cheater!”
An Lin wore a stunned expression as the Dragon Sparrow Sword slashed down again.
The sword projection stretched for several thousand kilometers, so powerful that it even tore through the sky.
A huge and bloody cross appeared across An Lin’s chest. At the same time, he howled in pain as he was sent flying countless kilometers into the distance.
The onlookers couldn’t help but shiver in apprehension upon seeing this.
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“This… They’ve started to fight?”
“Such terrifying domestic violence!”
“Ptui! This can’t be considered domestic violence. This is the fate that all cheating men should suffer!”
“These attacks are so powerful that they can most likely cause severe wounds to even Heavenly Gods. This is the first time that I’ve witnessed such fearsome domestic violence…”
The onlookers all exclaimed in astonishment.
Compared to the astonishment of the others, An Lin was the most stunned of them all.
Hadn’t he signified for her to stop? Why wasn’t Xiaolan stopping?
“Xiaolan! Cut! The performance is over!”
An Lin thought that perhaps Xiaolan hadn’t heard, so he immediately shouted for her to stop again.
“No, the performance isn’t over!” Xu Xiaolan replied as she slashed at him again.
An Lin: “???”
Just like that, countless bursts of formidable sword intent started to surge through the sky. What accompanied these attacks were the agonized wails of An Lin, as well as the supportive cheers of the countless people in Yue Tong City.
…
The next day.
The fearsome domestic violence over Yue Tong City finally came to an end.
Afterward, Xu Xiaolan and the heavily bandaged An Lin explained their actions to the Heaven Crushing United Army that was stationed in Yue Tong City. They explained that it had just been a small act. At the same time, it was also a warning to those disloyal partners that the fate of being disloyal was to be hacked to death and condemned by the masses.
In the end, raucous applause rang out across Yue Tong City.
The Heaven Crushing United Army indicated that this was an extremely riveting and realistic performance and that they had all learned a lot from it. At the same time, they also expressed eager anticipation for Xu Xiaolan and An Lin’s next performance.
…
Inside a courtyard of chirping birds and fragrant flowers.
A heavily bandaged man gazed at the sky with a melancholy expression.
This man was none other than An Lin.
Why had Xu Xiaolan chased after him with a sword? Why had she asked him such a question before attacking? He didn’t dare to ask her. However, Xu Xiaolan’s explanation afterward was simply that she was too engrossed in the performance.
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Anyone with half a brain could tell that this was a lie. Xu Xiaolan had definitely wanted to attack him.
At this moment, he finally understood the reason behind this…
Indeed, even though it had been for his mission, asking Xu Xiaolan to publicly play the role of a woman who had been cheated on was taking things too far! No woman would be happy with such a role!
However, this realization only caused An Lin to feel more bitter and regretful. This realization had struck far too late!
To think that he had been so overjoyed upon cooking up this plan before… In the end, he had only succeeded in digging himself another hole—this was the beginning of a new tragedy…
It’s all the system’s fault! It’s always assigning me these f*cked up missions!
An Lin clenched his jaws in anger upon thinking of the system.
However, regardless of how angry he was, he still had to collect his prize.
An Lin undid his bandages and cast his gaze toward the dazzling prize wheel in the system.
This was none other than the God of War Dreamy Prize Wheel!
He had a single lottery ticket, and he was extremely excited to spin the wheel.
This prize wheel was shrouded in a dreamy and mysterious glow, and it looked especially beautiful and profound. Just its appearance alone already made it seem several classes higher than the previous prize wheels that he had spun. No wonder it was called the God of War Dreamy Prize Wheel!
Its name was impressive, and its appearance was even more impressive. Following this logic, the prizes that it contained should have also been incredibly impressive.
If he could obtain a profound weapon, that would definitely be of immense help to him for his future battles. Thus, An Lin had extremely high hopes for the prize wheel.
With these enthusiastic thoughts in mind, An Lin started to use his mind to spin the prize wheel.
The prize wheel started to spin, and An Lin’s emotion also started to spin with it. Although he couldn’t see the prizes listed on the prize wheel or where the pointer was pointing, he was still feeling incredibly nervous and excited.
Finally, the prize wheel came to a gradual stop.
A pleasant and heavenly voice sounded in his ears.
“Congratulations, host! You’ve successfully obtained one dreamy present!
“The Dreamy Bubble Wand!”
There was a flash of colors as an item suddenly appeared in An Lin’s hands.
This was a large tube that glowed with a dim golden color. There was a rainbow-colored liquid inside, and the mouth of the tube was clogged with a guitar-shaped wand. There were two small ovals on the end of the wand.
Dreamy Bubble Wand?
An Lin’s mind instantly went blank.
He felt like he had misheard.
Without any hesitation, An Lin used his divine sense to scan the item before him. However, he discovered that there genuinely wasn’t any powerful aura contained within it.
He was unwilling to give up, and he retrieved the bubble wand from the tube before taking a deep breath and blowing into the two transparent and shimmering ovals.
Countless shimmering bubbles instantly started to rise from the two small ovals. These bubbles hovered in the air and shimmered with extremely gorgeous colors as they were hit by the rays of the sun. In fact, they even refracted rays of dream-like light.
This was an extremely beautiful and dreamy scene.
An Lin was transfixed by this scene. In fact, there were even tears rolling down his cheeks.
“As it turns out, the items give out by the prize wheel…
“Are actually this dream-like…
“But what do I need this for?”
An Lin’s hand was trembling as he gripped the bubble wand.
He raised his hand and jabbed at a bubble. The shimmering bubble instantly popped upon contact. Colorful lights exploded outward like a brilliant firework. This was an especially dreamy sight.
These bubbles were extremely beautiful, even though they were only temporary and fragile…
He had ruined his own image and even been ferociously beaten by Xiaolan. Yet… this was all he received in exchange?
Regardless of how beautiful the bubbles were, bubbles were ultimately nothing more than just bubbles!
An Lin felt like his heart was also about to burst like the bubbles before him.
Trash system!
You’ve destroyed my life!
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