I've never been so tired in my life and I died at some point. Its like I wasn't made to exist like this I was meant to lay on a bed and be fed grapes while some oiled hottie fanned me with a giant leaf. But no be a vampire they say. It's so cool. Lies. And then it's expensive too? Hate it.

"Here." I say throwing Bree and Andrew the new phones I got them. "Don't break them or you're out of luck."

"Why?" Andrew asks.

"So that when my name pops up on the screen you answer it."

"I know how a phone works."

"Well then why are you asking me?" He rolls his eyes. "Anyway did you plan on going to college?"

"Did you?"

"Nope. I was always bound to be a artist." I tell him. "Come on we're going to the house of white."

"Why?"

"I wanna learn more of Kate's power and they're leaving tonight."

"Just don't test it on me."

"Or me." Bree says from where she lays upside down watching friends.

"I would never Bree." She smiles at me and Andrew gasps. "I make no promises to you."

"I will fight you."

"Come at me bro."

-

"What does one buy for a teenager who got turned into a vampire as a way to get back at his dead sister's girlfriend for his 18th birthday?" I ask dad and Billy who are cuddled up on the couch.

"Therapy." Dad deadpans.

"Boo next." I say sitting on the chair. "Seriously I need good ideas."

"Therapy is the best thing for that boy and you know it."

"Billy help me out here."

"A bed friend." Billy says and dad slaps his arm.

"You old geezers are no help." I say laying back. "I need fun ideas and ones that don't involve prostitution."

"Then you're out of luck." Ughhhh now I have to think for myself. Which is just so much work. Way too much. "Do vampires even celebrate birthdays?"

"They celebrated Bella's." I shrug. "It turned out shitty but they tried. Besides me being forever 18 does not mean you get to skip my birthday."

"There goes my plan." Billy mumbles.

"Rude." He smiles at me. "Maybe I'll pull an Emmett and buy him a house."

"He got you a house?" Dad yells sitting up. "When was this?"

"Well he showed it to me a three days ago."

"So that's it you're moving out?"

"Ha no." I shake my head. "You can't get rid of me that easily. I'm here forever, literally."

"Sigh." Billy says. Like literally says the word.

"Yea and with supernatural hearing so no hanky in this my home."

"What if I just kick you out?" Dad asks.

"You would never."

"Whatever."

"Sigh." Billy says again.

"I will wheel you down a mountain."

-

Did I buy a cake for someone who can't eat it? Yes. Was I sitting on the Cullens front steps lighting 19 candles? Also yes. Don't question me I have literally 13 seconds before midnight hit. Why the Cullen house? They have a bigger garbage, duh.

Alright it's time I stand and walk into the kitchen where Andrew is sitting very grumpy.

"Happy Birthday!" I yell from behind him and he jumps.

"We're dead idiot." He says but there's a little smile on his face.

"Ah I don't care." I hold the cake closer to him. "Hurry before I start singing, and make a wish." He rolls his eyes and blows out the candles.

"I'm gonna ask, why such a big cake when nobody here eats?" Calvin asks and I roll my eyes.

"18th birthdays are important." I say. "Besides if I didn't how would I do this?" I ask and then smash the cake on to Andrews face. Don't worry I didn't get it on any fabric furniture.

"I hate you." He says wiping cake off his face.

"So you don't want your super cool birthday present I slaved away on?"

"No I want the gift."

"Exactly come on then." I lead him out to the garage where there was a beautiful blue 1969 Chevy Camaro. "Happy 18th loser." And yes I did put a giant red bow on it.

"No way." He says.

"Way dude." He looks over at me. "I know I'm amazing." Now I'm a semi hugger, Andy is a anti hugger so no I was not prepared for him slamming his body into me at full speed.

"Thank you." He says and he sounds so happy like honestly happy.

"Happy Birthday."

-

"Guess what?" Emmett says while I work on a drawing for my next client aka Alex, who should be here in 20 minutes.

"You love me?"

"Yes but this is something else."

"Tell me."

"There's a thunderstorm tonight."

"Wow it's gonna rain? In Forks? Wild."

"Ha ha you're so funny babe."

"I know honey."

"You guys are gross." Lani says as she passes by.

"You guys gonna play baseball then?"

"That's the plan. And I've already called dibs for you on my team."

"I don't play sports Emmett."

"But it's vampire sports." He whines and I can't help but snort. "Babe come on."

"No, I'll go watch this time but I'm not playing." I check the time, I'm so behind on drawing today. "I'll be a cheerleader."

"Outfit and all?"

"If you want." I shrug. "I can pull it off."

"And after that I can." He winks at me.

"Ewww." Alex says. "Have you no shame?"

"No." I tell her. "We doing color or just black and grey?"

"Just some blue and green."

"Cool cool, sit I'm almost done drawing it."

"Alex don't you think baseball with vampires would be cool as fuck?" I sigh and shake my head at him. "And if you could wouldn't you want to play with them?"

"Me yes but we all know Cel isn't made for sports." She tells him and I nod at her.

"Alright strip and turn." I tell her getting up to get gloves. "Time for this spine work." She laughs and turns around to straddle the chair before turning her hoodie to be backwards to its open in the back. "I just want you remember when you're old that I shaved your back and not Leah."

"Yea but I sit on her face not yours."

"And that's also because of me and my ability to befriend two sides of a war."

"Okay okay I'll be a loyal servant of you and make you an alter."

"Good." I say. "It's stencil time stand up."

-

"God I'm so fucking good at my job." I say wiping down the tattoo for the last time. "And my lettering? Amazing." I throw out the paper towels and push my chair back. "Go look at Leah's new view." I stand and start to breakdown the station.

"It's hot." Alex saying grinning at me. "But god that shit hurt more than a mother fucker."

"Hey if Alex comes then will you play?" Emmett asked.

"No."

"But babe."

"No."

"Fine."

"Can I still go?"

"Yea keep me entertained." I tell her.

"Sweet."

-

I am in fact wearing a cheer uniform. Where did I get you ask? Paul. Now why did Paul have one? I don't even want to know but it's clean, like smells like detergent clean sooo a win. I guess. Yes I have Pom poms too.

"I'm gonna puke." Alex groans from where she sits on the dirt with her head between her knees. "That was horrible."

"I offered to drive you in the Jeep." I remind her. "But no you wanted me to run you here. Now look at you dizzy."

"I've learned my lesson." She groans.

"It's time." Albert calls out. Bree is playing umpire with Esme while Andy is on Emmett's team. We watch as she pitches the ball and Jasper hits it just as thunder struck.

"Holy shit." Alex says grabbing my arm. "This is insane." We continue watch and honestly Alex cheers more than I do. I literally only watch sports for my dad and Emmett and understand none of it. They're lucky I love them enough to do that. We watch as Alice gets ready to pitch but then stops and looks over at me.

"What is it Alice?" Carlisle asks.

"There's complications."

"With what?" I ask her.

"Vivian and the baby." She says and I swear Alex's heart stopped beating.

"Celeste can you get her to a hospital?" Carlisle asks and I nod.

"Let's go." I say and grab Alex before running towards the Rez. "Hang on." I tell her as I speed up more, we were further out to play baseball. I swear it's a bad idea with them. I grab my phone and call Paul.

"What up?" He answers.

"Where's Logan and Vivian?"

"At his house why?"

"I'll let you know soon." I hang up and turn to get to woods behind his house. We get to the forest line and I let go of Alex before we rush at a human speed to his door.

"Are you okay?" Alex asks as we burst in to the front doors.

"Yea why?"

"Nothing." I say not wanting her to panic. "Logan can I talk to you outside?"

"Okay?" He looks at Viv who just shrugs as Alex goes to sit with her. "What's up?" He asks when we get outside.

"Alice saw there being complicated with the baby." I tell him and use my training with Jasper to keep him calm. "I don't want her to panic but Carlisle thinks we should get her to the hospital asap."

"Okay." He says but it sounds pained.

"Don't worry it'll be okay." I tell him putting my hand on his shoulder.

"Hope so."

-

Apparently we got to hospital right on time because when we got there they found the baby was being suffocated by the umbilical cord. Cue an emergency c-section, and the whole pack plus imprints and Angie in this god damn waiting room.

"Hi I'm looking for a Celeste and Jared?" A nurse says as she approaches us and we stand. "Hi follow me." Obviously bitch. We follow her to a room.

"Hey guys." Logan says as the nurse lets us in before walking out. He's holding the baby who's heart beat is strong. Thank you god.

"Oh my god." Jared whispers and runs up to them as I go towards Viv who looks tired as fuck. I kiss her forehead, always gotta kiss the homies.

"You okay mama?" I ask her and she nods. "You did good."

"Cel come meet him." Jared whispers and I move to go see the baby. I would be balling right now if I could be.

"Whats his name?" I ask as Jared hands me the baby.

"Marco Born." Vivian says with a giggle. "We're still debating a middle name."

"Celeste is a good one." I joke smiling at Marco.

"So is Jared."

"Shush Jared." He rolls his eyes.

"Well aside from that we thought you guys should be the first to meet him, so we could ask if you guys would be the god parents."

"Really?" I ask Logan and he nods. "It be an honor."

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Cel and Logan's growth is just chef's kiss

They're my second fav friendship after Cel and Paul obvi

Vote and comment pls

Love ya

-Rebel

Also I when this is done obviously and I'm more done with the Rosalie fic I wanna do Jasper if people want it so lmk.