If this chapter is automatically reposted on E A S T T A L E . C O M and if you happen to be reading it there, you now know that this book was stolen and you need to stop reading it there right now. Fuck you for reading it there in the first place, and fuck you, E A S T T A L E . C O M, for stealing my book. I tried sending a copyright infringement notice, but your email address doesn't fucking exist, so fuck you twice.

Anyway, to my dear Wattpad readers: I've unpublished all the chapters on Wattpad, but you can still read it FOR FREE on you-know-where. I'm not gonna write it down in case E A S T T A L E . C O M tries to steal it from there too. Links in my bio!

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Hey, y'all, it doesn't seem like easttale is doing anything besides automatically reposting chapters, so I would just like to let you know the last chapter is going up tomorrow (23/10) on my Patreon. Yes, the last chapter! Time flies. You can read the whole thing on Patreon for free. You don't even need to become my patron to be able to read it, but I would appreciate it if you could leave a like and a comment when you've read it. (It feeds my little goblin brain.)

I was also wondering if you guys would like me to publish the book on Inkitt? You might like the interface better or maybe you already have an account there or whatever your reasons are—let me know if you'd prefer that over Patreon. I'll make it happen!

And one last note: I'm still doing live readings in the Literary Lounge, and I'm going to start from the beginning again for everyone who missed it the first time around, including all of the bonus chapters. These readings are always on Sunday at 10PM in Central European Time, so if you're available then and you'd like to listen in, please join the server!

I'll put all of the links to the stuff I mentioned in the comments here —>