《Helluva Harem》Freaks
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Alastor: Right! We all know the drill. Except for Y/n here, but he'll learn as we discuss.
Vox: What demon is he anyways? Bastard shows up, has a flirting match with Valentino, then just stays?
Y/n: I work with cameras, recording, and filming.
Valentino: [Taking your hand] Oh~ We can definitely have a beautiful partnership
Y/n: [Swiping your hand away] Or you can shut the fuck up before I make you.
Valentino: I mean... I do have all sorts of accessories~ The Ball gags are my favorite~
Angel Dust: Hey! Don't tread on my territory!
Velvet: Ohhhhh, Daddies little plaything is getting all defensive over his plaything! [Recording] Everyone is gonna love this!!!
Vox: DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO CALL VALENTINO DADDY!
Velvet: No, I just think it's fun!
Husker: I wish I was at the hotel right for fuck sake.
Angel Dust: I don't know, This is kinda fun. Minus the fact the HE'S here.
Alastor: Oh calm down Husker it isn't as bad this time, Y/n is being a people's person! And Of course Valentino is going to be here. These meetings are very 'Special'
Y/n: [Pointing to Valentino] Look, I don't want a partnership. I focus on mine, you focus on yours. Check check?
Valentino: Oh, we could've had something beautiful fisheyes.
Velvet: Fisheyes huh, I like it!
Vox: You like anything he comes up with Velvet.
Rosie: Can we just get into the matter at hand.
Alastor: Yes! Now rules are simple, we have a mysterious prize, arm limb yadda yadda yadda. Something about cheating, If you blah blah blah, you get Etc. Any questions, no? Good let's spin the bottle.
Y/n: But-
Rosie: The Eldritch are busy today so we'll split in three teams of two as usual, [Grabbing and spinning a bottle.]
[The bottle spun until landing on Vox. Vox then takes the bottle and spins it, landing on Valentino.]
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Valentino: Disappointing, I was hoping to be with fisheye here.
Y/n: Get to close and I'll gut you.
Valentino: Maybe I want that~
[Valentino spins the bottle and it lands Alastor. Alastor grabs the bottle and spins it lands on Rosie.]
Alastor: Rosie my darling, it will be a pleasure working with you!
Rosie: Likewise Alastor, been awhile since we partnered up in one of these things.
[Alastor and Rosie get up from the room, followed by Valentino and Vox. Velvet stays in her seat, you get up and sit next to her.]
Velvet: Hey Fisheyes, you have any idea what we're doing?
Y/n: All Im grasping at is that we're playing for something, no idea what for though.
Velvet: And that's the beauty of it, Once in awhile one of the big bosses like Lucifer or Mammon gives us an artifact or some sort of special prize. Only 1 team can get it though, and the game is completely randomized. This time we're playing disruption.
Y/n: Disruption?
Velvet: Beacons are set in certain locations meant for us, then we activate the beacons and defend them. All sorts of demons and mercs try to destroy our beacons. These Beacons can provide disadvantages or advantages. If we save a beacon with a advantage, we keep it, if it's destroyed, we lose it. However, if the beacon has a disadvantage, and if it gets destroyed, that disadvantage stays for the entire round, but if we defend it right, it only stays on for the duration of the beacon.
Y/n: And I'm assuming last to 'Die' wins?
Velvet: Bingo, and every 4 beacons is a round, we even get some smaller prizes like new weapons, first aid kits, water, and other survival supplies.
Y/n: You ever win one of these?
Velvet: Yup, I'm even gonna use one of my last prizes! Lucifer gave it to me. [Showing a belt of connect vials and bottles.] The way it works is pretty neat. I hold down certain fingers I get access to an array of chemicals and ingredients . Once I'm done I release my fingers I get all sorts of fucking potions.
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Y/n: Interesting... So when does our game exactly start?
Velvet: As soon as this bar closes, we have 3 hours to plan our main tactic, everything else is just improvised.
Y/n: Right right, how about we do 4 beacons at once?
Velvet: It would be viable but the risk is too great, what happens if 4 beacons are all disadvantages.
Y/n: You're right, but taking out 4 beacons at once swings are momentum towards, and if the others have access to how many points the other team has, then they'll try to speed up, making them sloppy.
Velvet: You're right, you can only fail 3 rounds before your out for the count. The risk is still too high.
Y/n: You wanna just say fuck it and improvise?
Velvet: Eh, sure why not. It's not like the prize is anything cool this time.
Angel Dust: This sounds fun and All but what exactly are me and Husker supposed to do?
Velvet: There's a poker table bar on the 2nd floor
Husker & Angel Dust: Perfect!
[Husker leaves the room immediately, Angel Dust gives you a kiss on the cheek, You held his hand tightly but with care. He just smiles before leaving.]
Y/n: Y'know I ordered food and it still hasn't came.
Velvet: Don't bother, you'll never get it. This place only sells snacks and booze. They just have menu's here just to fuck with people.
[You and Velvet talked the for a good while, Not about the game, just more about each other. Surprisingly Velvet barely used her phone. She was just more interested on your line of work considering that Alastor liked you. She explained how Alastor hates most new age technology but you were the exception.]
[Time ran thin, and all you could really think about is how to beat everyone else. Waiting by the front door you just stood there quietly, but Velvet pats you on the back, reassuring you.]
Velvet: C'mon fisheyes, don't get cold feet now. Get ready for the onslaught.
Y/n: What's the record?
Velvet: eight rounds, the Eldritch have the record.
Y/n: I'll keep that in mind.
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