"Dear Taehyung,

Bitch, I'm broke. I need money! Okay, well I kinda just took twenty bucks from my mother. She owed me, it's fine.

So, is Hogust Dseok a thing? I've heard a lot of rumors lately, they are so cute together! They're the perfect match, they'd balance each other out great. The ship will sail, please let it sail!

Oh, I have tea. I saw pictures of you at a club ya naughty boy. I know your agency has a strict 'no drinking' policy. I won't tell, haha. Your secret is safe with me, love.

Sincerely,

Fanboy

PS: Sorry I haven't had much to say lately."