"Dear Taehyung,

So, there's this girl and she is so beautiful. She's simply stunning.

Before you go and get confused about my sexuality, I'm an asexual panromantic. Quite the mouth full, but it's a part of what I am. I'm going to be honest here, bare with me.

If a potato could talk and had a nice personality, I would date it.

Anyway, back to this girl. She has short ruby red hair with a touch of pink to it in the sunlight with eyes that can make me melt. Her smile is boxy and reminds me of you every time I see it, except she has dimples. Sweet, sweet dimples! She reminds me so much of you.

Tae, I like her a lot. I wish I could tell her how I feel, but she just sees me as a friend. I'll keep you updated, I'll write to you soon.

Sincerely,

Fanboy"