《Pun Clan Group Chat Warrior Cats》Pun Clan but not funny
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[Pun Clan]
Blind boi: OHHH WE GOT THE TEAAAA
Simp: DONT DO IT JAY JAY
Dyinblaze: do tell
Simp: NO SJADHDHKADHAKJD
Blind boi: Mothwing had the guts too confess too leafpool in front of all the med cats
Kestrelmight: Its true!
Kestrelmight: none of us were angry and starclan allowed it only because they said it was cute and leafpool would suffer with knowing she never had kits with mothwing
Simp: NOT TRUE
Blind boi: you fell into the moonpool when mothwing asked you
Simp: Yes but-
Best dad: Sounds like somebody is flustered
Fire alone will save the clans or something: I need too do something rq
The whole squad was laughing when I exiled tigerclaw: Is it what i think
Dyinblaze: yes do it firestar
[Fire alone will save the clan or something added mothwing too the group chat]
Mothwing: WHAT DO YOU NEED FIRESTAR
Simp: laksdjdjasldjsakldjaslkdask
[Simp went offline]
Mothwing: who is that
Best dad: Leafpool
Mothwing: SLSLDFKJLSJFKDSLF WHAT SHES FLUSTERED I MUST FIND HER
[Fire alone will save the clans or something changed their name too Fire alone will make Mothpool sail]
Fire alone will make Mothpool sail: Go too her Mothwing ;)
Mothwing: I will jslakkaldjsaljdsalkdj
[best dad changed Mothwings name too The best gf too leafpool]
The best gf too leafpool: LSAJAKLDJ
[The best GF too leafpool went offline]
Fire alone will make Mothpool sail: who wants too spy
Best dad: me
The whole sqaud was laughing when i exiled tigerclaw: me
Blind boi: me
Dyinblaze: me
Kestrelmight: me
Clan Founder: hell yeah
[Everybody else went offline]
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