《Reverse Falls Dipcifica One-shots》Lovesick BLOOPERS!!
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Author-Chan:
Ok so like, Pacifica you stand in front of the gates, Dipper you will run towards emmmm....Latin?
Laspin:
It's Laspin.
Author-Chan:
Ok whatever. 3...2...1 ACTION!!!
Dipper:
I'm here
Laspin:
Finally! You always keep me waiting! We were supposed to walk together to school, but no! You were so slow that I had to walk by myself! And I had to wait outside the gates for you, Dipper!
Dipper:
Loo-
Pacifica:
YO U CANT TALK TO MY SENPAI LIKE THAT!! FITE ME BOI!!!! LETSSSS GO BISSSHHHHHHHH!!!!
Laspin:
What the legitimate fu-
Author-Chan:
CUT! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Pacifica:
I HAVE THE POWER OF FOOD AND ANIME BY MY SIDE!!
AND PEGGY!!!
Author-Chan:
ThE sChUyLeR sIsTeRs
Dipper:
Is this normal?
Author-Chan:
Whatever, let's go to scene emmm...idk let's just go to the part with info-Chan.
Pacifica:
Info-Chan is not here. She's busy trying to make out with one of the directors.
Info-Chan:
Ehhh? Noooooo......*puts director down*
Sum Director named Steve:
FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMM*crawls away*
Laspin:
Well, that just happened.
*Autumn and Alyss walk in*
Autumn and Alyss:
We came back from STARBUCKS!!!!
Laspin:
Did you get me a drink?
Alyss:
Yea. We got you a vanilla Frappuccino (is that how you spell it? I can't do stuff anymore)
Laspin:
Nice! Thanks!!
Autumn:
No problem.
Dipper:
Can I have water?
Pacifica:
Eh, I don't feel like drinking from Starbucks. I'm going to 85 degrees.
Info-Chan:
I'll go to.
Author-Chan:
No one is going anywhere!!!!
*throws a heavy water bottle at Pacifica.
Pacifica:
*catches water bottle like a bad ass*
Dipper:
*nosebleed*
THATS MEH GURRRRLLLLLL
Autumn, Alyss, and Laspin:
I thought I was.
*looks at each other and gives each other death stares*
Author-Chan:
*facepalm*
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