Italics - Louis Tomlinson

"I'm saying this for the last time that it was a fucking misunderstanding. Tell that to whoever calls you next."

"It's you!"

"Yeah, I'm not doing the frickle-frackle thing with you. I'm just a tad bit happy that someone who isn't related to the situation has called me."

"You, out of all people, don't need to know that."

"Don't ever try rhyming again."

"..."

"I may or may not have accidentally pulled down the popular guy's pants at school today in the middle of the hallway."

"..."

"..."

"Stop laughing! This is not funny. I'm actually at a 'live or die' situation here."

"I'll spare you with the details. But let's just say he was wearing mickey mouse boxers and now he hates me and he has sworn to make my life a living hell along with his bitchy girlfriend. I'm totally ruined."

"...uh..."

"Sorry, I'm not a princess. Why do I feel like you're smirking right now and that your ego just got as big as Asia?"

"Don't even go there."

"And you said it. But no thanks. I'm perfectly fine on my own. Besides, you're still a stranger. You don't even know my name."

"..."

#beep beep beep#

# to be continued #