Italics - Louis Tomlinson

"WHOEVER THIS IS, YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO CALL ME! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF- OH GOD! YOU CAN'T ACT LIKE PERRY THE PLATYPUS JUST BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS PERRY! COME RIGHT HERE!"

"It's you again? How can you misdial your friend's number? That is serio- NO JULIE! SIT! DON'T RUN AROUND!"

"There's nothing cute about hyper-active dogs that can't calm their tits down every time they come across an object! I need to seriously consider this job!"

"I'm hanging up! Julie peed on a person. FUCK THIS DOG!

#beep beep beep#

# to be continued #