《Humor》Mad Cow Disease
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A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order.
"I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak," says the husband.
"But sir, what about the mad cow?" asks the waiter.
"Oh," says the husband, "she'll order for herself."
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HAHA!!! Get it? Sorry it took so long to upload!
I'm going to upload again because I'm in a good mood. (Dance moms TONIGHT)
Happy late birthday Harry Styles!
Sincerely,
Isabella Duggan
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