《Humor》Clearly Cheating
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died from a fatal overdose (she got drunk when she found out)
At the funeral, the man stands up and walks to front while singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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