《Humor》Kangaroo Sleepovers
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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Did anybody get that?
I find it very funny!
Sincerely,
Isabella Duggan
P.S.
;)
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