《Freaky Friday (BonexScourge)》Kits
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Scourge walked into his alleyway, his long claws scraping against the cold and hard cement ground.
"Another day of killing and offerings. I wish something would change or at least make things more interesting."
Scourge slid under a dumpster and was getting ready to sleep till something or someone interrupted him.
"Scourge you there?" Bone asked.
"Yes i'm here, what do you want?"
"Well there are some cats protesting again, what do you want me to do?"
"Kill them! Now let me sleep!"
"Umm Scourge there is a lot of them, me and Brick aren't enough."
"Ugh! I'm coming! But after this, i'm going to sleep got that!"
"Calm down kitty, come on"
Scourge and Bone walked out of the alleyway and headed to an abandoned building where they saw cats yelling and chanting something.
"We all have equal rights! We all have equal rights! Gay or lesbian we all have equal rights!"
"Do they ever stop?"
"Sorry Scourge but nope"
"Ugh! Ok let's handle this nicely but if they refuse to leave we can start are killing spree"
"Yes Scourge"
"Ok shut up! We know you don't like the new rule but it's for my own safety! Oh and Bone's to I guess. So pack it up and go home!" Scourge yelled.
"We rather die than leave!" A cat yelled.
"Scourge should we attack?" Brick asked.
"I guess"
"Wait! Can the cat's that don't want to stay no more leave?" A cat asked.
"Sure but u got 3 seconds!"
More than half the cat's left leaving about 10 cats standing strong.
"Bone, Brick. Attack!" Scourge yelled.
Brick scratched a bunch of cats then leaving them to bleed out. Bone tackled and choked out the cats. Scourge jumped on the cat's and stabbed there eyes out to make it easier to kill them.
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"Brick clean up this mess!" Scourge ordered.
"What about me?" Bone asked.
"I don't know do whatever!"
"Ok"
Scourge walked away and headed to his dumpster. "For my own safety? Did I really say that in front of those protesters? They're all dead but Bone and Brick still heard me. I just need to sleep."
Scourge swept under his dumpster and let his eyes close fanding into a deep sleep.
...S.......e.
...sc....ge..
Scourge
SCOURGE!
"AHH!" Scourge yelped.
"Sorry Scourge but i'm here to give you the morning report!" Bone said.
"How do you manage to wake up so early!?"
"I don't know"
Scourge's head popped out from under the dumpster.
"Ok tell me the report," Scourge ordered.
"Fang took over the hunting group, no fights yet the pet building just threw away fresh dead fish...
Scourge was bored out of his mind and stared at a bus caring two legs to keep himself occupied until he realized Bone stopped talking.
"What did you say?"
"Bloodclan is getting worried that when you die there will be no one to take care of Bloodclan and there will be cat's who will try to take over Bloodclan"
"Why should I care what happens after I die?"
"Scourge....we will fall apart when you die...do you really want that?"
"...no....but what do you want me to do about that?"
"You have to find a mate or have kits that can take over when you die"
"So you want me to sleep around with random she-cat's?"
"I-i didn't mean that......well.....that or we can find some kind of kit related to you?"
"You mean by blood? I don't know Bone even if we find someone i'm not looking after the thing"
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"You can ask Brick"
"I guess...new job for you. Do you know my father Jake? He has been sleeping around so i'm sure we can find some kits"
"Yes Scourge"
Bone headed off to the nearby village of two-leg homes.
"Ok so find a she-cat who has had kits with Jake."
Bone jumped on a fence and peered down to see if any kits were there.
A Siamese cat walked out with 3 kits following.
Bone watched for a while before confronting the cat.
"Hello there!"
"Who are you?!"
"Answer my question first. Is Jake the father of those cats?" Bone said pointing to the 3 kits hiding behind there mother.
"Yes they are but why do you need to know that!" The cat hissed.
"I'm one of Scourge's cats and I have to take your kits sense there blood-related to Scourge"
"I've heard about you. I thought Bloodclan was just a myth but I guess not....you will not take my kits!"
"I'm authorized to do so. It doesn't matter what you want. If you don't give them to me i'll kill them and try a different house"
"Why does Scourge want them!"
"When he dies we need someone to look after Bloodclan but we need blood relation"
"Lilly, Midnight, and Rusty go inside!" The she-cat said.
"I will fight you if you don't get off my territory now!"
"Do you really want your kits to see you dead while a strong and handsome guy takes them away?"
"You seem full of your self!" The she-cat said getting into a lunge position.
"Honestly I would give them away. They can die or live. Give them to me and they live but if you don't.."
"Can I just have a couple of days with them? A good mother wants what's best for her kits and I want to prepare them for the separation."
"If you promise not to run away. But I think you wouldn't even try due to the Bloodclan cat's patrolling"
"Y-yes. I guess i'll see you in a few days?"
"You will" Bone said as he jumped on the fence and headed to a familiar alleyway.
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