"WHAAAAA!!" I sounded like Mario falling at the time, but just didn't care enough. "(y/n)!" I looked up and met Khun's blue eyes. "hey! I think we're gonna die!!!" Hockney pointed below, and there was a big fish eel thing lunging at us. "fuck!"

~~~***~~~

"oh my God I'm alive." I dusted a slimey saliva off my purple checkered skirt. "gross..." I held up the white sticky liquid...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"(y/n)!"

"Khun!"

"(y/n)!"

"Khun!"

"turtles!!!!"

"Rak!"

Wait.

"R-Rak!!!" the big alligator rushed over to us, Hockney backs up little by little, pulling his paper and pencil out. "turtles! You came!"

"Rak! You're not dead!" I pointed at his face. "what happened?!" Khun asked. "huh? There was a tremendous flash and I woke up here."

Does that mean there is another entrance to this place or something?

"but where is black turtle!?" ugh, my ears feels like they're going to bleed. "he was with us before, but we got separated. I have no idea where he is." Khun shoves his left hand into his pocket while the other circles around my waist. "but anyways, I'm glad to be able to meet you again alligator."

The crocodile shouted 'I miss you!' probably directed towards Bam and not us though. "alright than! Let's get out of this beast right now!" Rak throws mad shocker up the ceiling. Or... The fishes stomach.

I don't know anatomy.

A loud grumbling noise echoed behind us as we looked back and saw green acid flowing through and aiming at us. "oh shit that thing is dangerous!" I informed.

It's not even touching me but I feel like I'm already burnt alive.

"run!!"

We got spewed out the things mouth and landed on water. I sighed contently, the water feels nice.

"goddamn it!" Khun cursed at Rak. "hey man! I almost died because of you!"

Rak replied with a huff.

As I hovered above the water, I saw Hockney lifting his drawing up to avoid it getting ruined.

I relate to this man in so many levels it's unreal.

"I really thought I was going to succeed this time!" Rak complained.

It was shot with a spear yet it didn't even break its skin. Or meat I guess since he shot em from the inside.

Still though, What the fuck?

"warriors, warriors!" a giant turtle swims it's way to us, a girl standing above him. Or her.

"I'm a wondering minstrel who's going to guide you, warriors! You can call me Mi-eum!"

Wig snatched, who is this biss.

We were splashed with water because the eel looking thing decided to descent to the bottom of the ocean.

I rode the waves back to land while the others rode the turtle.

I flung myself up as we reached shore.

"well done, Goliath." Mi-eum throws a berry of some type of food into the turtles mouth.

That caught Hockney's attention as he raised his hand to wave goodbye. "thank you for bringing us here, Goliath. Have a safe journey back to sea."

The turtle jumps up to stand on both his back legs, stomping away.

I felt Hockney deflate a bit.

I never noticed how fit Hockney actually is. I noticed how cute his face is but damn son. Look at those muscles.

Why is everyone so hot?

Why is everyone handsome?

I have a boyfriend yes.

Khun is the most amazing person I'll ever meet, yes.

But that doesn't make everyone less hotter!!

Speaking of Khun.

My eyes ogled him as he released a few top buttons on his shirt.

His abs are showing his abs are showing his ABS ARE SHOWING-

"So, are you saying that this is all 'fake'?" I snapped my gaze at the streaming sunlight, cast between the trees as we entered a forest area. "yes except you guys who just got here."

"ah, and be careful," she warned, "you might run into your 'sworn enemy'."

What that is, is basically a certain data that gets summoned and they're called our sworn enemy. They're supposedly hard to defeat.

I helped Khun climb up a piece of boulder as we advance up the Rocky mountain. Khun complained here and there, but does he not care that I'm here pulling him up from time to time??

I could have just floated myself up bro??

"hang in there, we'll be there soon." she announced. "that's what you said earlier. Or did I imagine it?"

"you're getting delusional, Khun."

"shut it, (y/n)."

~~~***~~~

This place has such an RPG vibe. Along with the stages and stuff.

"I'm surprised that your good or evil gauge hasn't been filled up with evil yet." I teased as we strolled down the steps. "damn it. How do you have so much more stamina Than me..." he mumbled. Khun's shoulders slumped forward, his breathing Heavy.

After a while, we reached the few last steps and was presented with a wide view of a town.

"we're here!" the person pointed at a peaceful town.

"it's way bigger than what I imagined," Khun commented with wide eyes.

We walked through the cobblestone bridge outside the town entrance in peaceful silence.

That is of course until Boro and Sachi appeared, shouting like crazy.

They seemed pleasantly surprised by seeing Rak.

I was laughing along, and some bitch started singing. "our great~ heroes~"

"Khun can I cut his tongue off-"

"no."

They formed into a formation and a woman with long hair, a flower crown with red flowers and red ass lips stepped in through the middle.

"you've finally arrived." she greeted. "I heard from Mi-eum that you were on the way."

"We welcome you all," she said after a long speech, which continued with a long speech.

"I don't trust her Khun." I pulled Khun closer to me. He stumbled a bit. "if she tries to make a move on you, I can promise you her head won't be in its place tomorrow."

"Who are you?" Khun asked. "I'm the leader of this village. My name is Dee."

The worst name ever.

"will you help us bring peace to this village?" she asked dramatically in a sing-song tone. "sure, we'll help you." I gasped offended at Khun. "you've fallen for her nonexistent beauty!"

"(y/n) you're embarrassing me."

~~~***~~~

Khun left the store earlier on.

I'm sure he's waiting for me outside but... "do I really have to wear this?" I twirled around in front of the mirror. "yes! It looks good on you! Trust me!"

Ugh...

I was forced to wear a white (f/c) colored dress. It's sleeveless but the main problem is the fact that it's skirt barely reaches my thighs, and the only thing keeping it from being exposed it the pair of stockings I have on.

Not to mention this dress is tight. Flexible, but tight.

Oh well... The dude is giving it to me for free after all. "fine, I'll use it. With the condition that I wear this." I pulled a cloak from one of the shelves and hanged it around my neck.

The cloaks length only reached to my chest and there was a small ribbon in the middle. "fine, fine. Have a nice day!" they pushed me out of the store.

Time to face the world with my exposed thighs! Haha... I'm kidding they're covered with stockings.

The skirt of course also had their zigzag markings on the rim and waist belt.

But boy, did I get a lot of stares.

"(y/n), what took you so-" I see Khun's eyes slowly moved towards my slick ass thighs that, once again I'll repeat, only has thin stockings to cover.

"will you be able to fight wearing...that..." Khun looked away with all his strength to not look at them thick thighs.

"I'll manage."

Anyways, Boro scanned the paper and light flashed over the mountains.

We made our way there to find the green lizard creatures wondering around carefully.

OH and...

"KHAAAKAHAAAAKHAAAA!"

They're really noisy.

"Oh shut up already!" I threw a needle at them. It went zig-zag in the air, hitting a bullseye on all their so-called heads and killing them instantly.

~~~***~~~

Damn Khun and his recklessness.

Was it really necessary to summon a cranky octopus?

The lighthouse barrier broke.

"do you think if we cut it up, we'll be able to make sushi?"

"not now (y/n)!"

The giant octopus squirts out more black ink at Rak. Double hit.

"damn... You only protected yourself and your turtle girlfriend..."

"oh, let's get this over with!"

The honking really annoys me.

I tried to use my instant kill skills but that didn't work. So let's do another one.

I grabbed my needle and climbed up high onto the highest chimney. It got agitated for some reason and rushed over to me.

I jumped up to evade as it zoomed below me.

Is it just me or does it seem to be faster...?

Either way, I strengthen my needle with shinsu and threw it at the octopus-like thing.

It penetrated its head like a skewer and it falls down from the sudden clash.

It made more honking noises as I squeezed it tightly with a watery rope.

Tighter

And tighter

Until it's honking became more silent.

"you're too rotten to be made to sushi." -stab- went my needle towards its large head.

His round head burst apart as my long needle enters it.

Everyone looked at me bewildered. "what? Just because I tend to lay low doesn't mean I'm weak."

"That's not why we're- nevermind."

Anyways, because of that, the evil gauge was gone and a door suddenly appeared in the sky. "big breeder!" Dee exclaimed excitedly.

A tall, mustache man floats through the wooden gates. "it's been a while, my jesters."

~~~***~~~

I thought you might wanna know this, but (y/n) was originally supposed to be with Bam in the quarantine area, but I ended up putting her with Khun again because there isn't much that she can do there.

Oh, I'll be making a Bam x reader book due to a request. I got two weeks off from school because there's 69 people who got the corona virus where I'm living. The government forced every school off.

Speaking of corona Virus, I'm sure you've heard this a lot of times already, but keep yourself safe, open public doors with your elbow, wash your hands regularly.

I also heard exercising helps, so try exercising at home.

Drink a lot of water and eat or drink vitamins, and if you're sick (not by the virus specifically. And if you are, I hope you'll get better soon) wear a mask.

Finally, CORONA VIRUS DOESN'T SPREAD THROUGH AIR!!!

To anyone who git hit or if anyone in their lives got hit by the corona virus, I hope you get better soon. I'll be praying for all of you. Stay safe out there you guys.

To the people out there who lost their loved ones because of the virus, I'm so sorry and I'll be praying for their spirits.