《Zodiac Shit [book 3]》The Signs as Gordon Ramsay's Insults
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"One word. BULLSHIT."
"You should be embarrassed for literally breathing!"
"Honestly? Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me?"
"Madame... I'm really sorry but you've lost the plot."
"Drop the bravado and focus!"
"This is not loss of control. This is stupidity at its best."
"You are running yourself into the ground."
"Let me finish my sentence first!"
"Got a dog at home? Don't feed him that."
"WHAT is that?"
"You are making so many mistakes you've lost track of what's right and what's wrong."
"I feel like screaming because it's like you're in denial."
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Kingdom of Mallic
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