《Zodiac Shit [book 3]》Signs as Cheesy Pickup Lines
Advertisement
"baby, if you were words on a page, you would be FINE print"
"i seem to have lost my number. can i have yours?"
"call me nemo cause i'm not afraid to touch the butt"
"if i was a cat, i'd spend all nine lives with you"
"damn! if sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"
"do you work at dick's? chase your sporting the goods"
"is your dad a baker? cause you have nice buns!"
"i was feeling a little off today, but you turned me on"
"are you from tennessee? cause you're the only ten i see"
"my doctor says i'm lacking vitamin u"
"if you were a booger i'd pick you first"
"what's on the menu? me-n-u"
horoscopingyourasshole//Instagram
Advertisement
- In Serial199 Chapters
Classless Ascension
[ Climb the Dimensional Tower and have any wish fulfilled by the gods themselves! ]
8 247 - In Serial59 Chapters
A Mailman as a Superhero
The world changed in less than an hour. Across the world people, animals and plants changed, evolved. Some say for the better. Others say for the worse. Some are waiting for the other shoe to drop. They will tell you "There's no such thing as a free lunch." For Rene Wilder it's just another day delivering the mail in the world's coldest capital.
8 271 - In Serial329 Chapters
Wolf Bloodline
King Einar, the astonishing king of the great and only continent, one day decided to choose a new heir to his kingdom, among his five and most precious sons. By giving each of them different duties, King Einar, did something unchangeable and unimaginable that day. With giving them an order, and not only a task or a quest to accomplish, but he also wanted his sons to accomplish their duty with maturity, with honor, with pride. But nothing, he wanted to do went in order, just because of his son. The eldest and most powerful brother "Yores", opposed this situation. He decided that it would be better, if the King gave them a seconds chance. But everything was chosen, and he found himself another solution to conquer his biggest rival. Lost, against anything that he wanted to win. So he made a deal with the most powerful lineage, "The Apocalypse Lineage", to take the throne. And by obtaining power, he started a rebellion. After Yores took the throne, he ruled people in such a manner for years. Damaged many relations and made himself the evilest person to ever be seen. But even his reign, came to an end. A wolf descendant, one of the strongest lineage's person challenged Yores. Jiro, the strongest person among bloodlines. He was so brave, so strong and so dauntless, he was someone who changed many things. The Battle of Jiro and Yores continued for three days exactly, and their battle, being heard all over the continent, changed the entire world. But the real story to be told, was only beginning....
8 315 - In Serial45 Chapters
The Realm
In this world the good guy doesn't beat the villain, in fact there isn't even good or bad. In this world there are only two beings, the all-encompassing darkness and a spark of flame that keeps to itself. ________________________________________ Hello there! Now some warnings; I am new to this, I don't have much experience so I'm trying to get some by writing this. So I don't stress myself out this will be a relatively short story but I don't know. Also this is sort of the beginning of my world, if this works out and I decide to write more I would love to keep it in this world. My grammar isn't perfect, if anything it's one of the things i struggle with. I don't have a release schedule, but I usualllt release as soon as i'm done with a chapter. Also I would really appreciate it if you can point out my mistakes, I can't learn if i don't know what i'm doing wrong.
8 147 - In Serial15 Chapters
Reversion
Set several years after the continent of Altan began being dominated by immortal visitors from another world who sought to live among them, Reversion follows Tristan, an Altan native, whose journey uncovers several secrets about the origin of his world as well as the identities of the immortal foreigners after he gains a special ability.
8 149 - In Serial50 Chapters
broken walls // taeny
My walls have been building up for years. Now my heart is now protected from anyone who dares to claim it. Many tried, but eventually gave up in the end. Obviously by this mystery on why I am like this I have gained popularity. I only keep a few friends, I hate history repeating so I do not do anything out of the ordinary. But once, I see you smile and hear you laugh while clapping, my walls have collapsed. Why?(NOT edited or revised)WARNING: There is a use of profanity in this story. If you do not like swearing or profanity, please find a more innocent story where you are more satisfied. (No dirty thoughts intended, for this story will have no smut)
8 132
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
