《Zodiac Shit [book 3]》The Signs as Things Someone Has Yelled At People On the Highway
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"i would beep at you right now if i wasn't so nice. YOU'RE LUCKY I'M SO FUCKING NICE"
"you're not allowed to be this close to me without at least BUYING ME DINNER FIRST"
"WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DRIVE? SPONGEBOB????"
"you're a GOSH DARN MENACE"
"i really hope your boyfriend likes it when you ride his ass, BECAUSE I DON'T"
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR FORD FOCUS"
"you're making me EVEN MORE LATE TO WORK THAN I WAS ORIGINALLY"
"if i ever marry someone who drives like you i will DIVORCE THEM ON THE SPOT. RIGHT THERE ON THE HIGHWAY. WATCH ME."
*immortan joe voice* "MEDIOCRE!"
"HOW IS YOUR KID ON THE HONOR ROLL BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN READ THE SPEED LIMIT SIGN???"
"MEET ME IN THE PIT, BRENDA"
*high pitching scream as i change lanes*
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