《Zodiac Shit [book 3]》The Signs as Things Cats Do
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licking their butt on your bed all night long
the dopey little noise they make when they're happy that goes "prrrr-OOP!!"
busting out into a high speed run for no reason??? where is the fire???
shitting *in front* of their litter box to let you know it's not up to code and they want it cleaned
chirping at birds in hopes of luring them to their deaths
rolling over for you to pet them and then attack when you do
puking literally everywhere
bringing your dead animals, because you know, happy birthday
hiding under things and then popping out and smacking you, giving you a heart attack
waking you up in the middle of the night by sitting on your face and suffocating you
"kneading" your leg constantly even though it HURTS
purposely tripping you in the middle of the night and then running off
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