《Cartoon Theories》Snow White addicted to Cocaine, the Dwarfs are the side effects
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Now it's time to talk about Disney's "most innocent" Princess. We all know Snow White, the fairest in all the land, almost murdered by the Huntsman, put to sleep by a poison apple then awoken by true loves kiss (awwwww).
And we can't forget about the 7 lovable dwarfs: Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, Happy, Grumpy, Dopey, and Doc.
But little did we know that Snow White (another name for Cocaine, mind you) is actually addicted to Coke and the 7 dwarfs are the side effects!
Happy is the effect of the drug putting the user in a euphoric state of mind. This is what makes the user addicted to the drug most of the time.
Sneezy is pretty simple. I coke user is always seen rubbing their nose and even sneezing. Also a very clever way of hiding you using it. Putting it on your finger and "whipping your nose".
Sleepy... So the drug keeps the user awake and hype. The user Can want to sleep all they want but can't as a result of the drug. That's a good explanation 👍
Bashful - When withdrawing from Cocaine, it will put you in a state of depression. Isolating ones self, not wanting to be around most anyone. Quite sad actually.
Dopey is the silliness of the user. Like on Breaking Bad when Badger starts to do the River Dance, scuffing up Jesse's floor, and sharing crazy ideas with Skinny Pete, along with a number of other silly things.
Grumpy is of course the Anger in the user. (Another Breaking Bad example). Ever notice how mad and upset Tuco Salamanca gets on the show? Heck, he killed one of his own men because of him talking back to Walt. He evens goes off on his Uncle.
Doc would be off course a Doctor as using Cocaine can damage your nose. (Throwing my own little theory in with this one). When Snow White gets poisoned by the apple and falls asleep, she actually overdoses. And at the end of the movie when Prince Ferdinand (yep. Ferdinand) shows up, he represents the Doctor and brings her back.
I don't know about you guys but this sounds pretty legit to me!
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