[A/N Hey everyone! I'm so so so sorry it took me this long to update! I decided that I wasn't going to give up on it, and shall continue to update it. Well, try and at least update it more often. But seriously, leave me a comment if you like it. Comments are what will keep this story updating. Thanks. ThatFandomGirl out~]

Both Bruce and Natasha eyes widen when they saw the Merc with a Mouth. 'Oh please, kill me now.' Bruce groan in his mind.

'Can I smash him?' Hulk just didn't like Deadpool.

"No one likes me. But you know what? I don't care. There are a thousand fangirls in a different universe that squeel everytime they see me." Deadpool grinned, which shouldn't be seen through his mask, but then again, Deadpool never did follow the rules.

"Why, oh why, are you here, Wade?" Natasha asked him sternly, folding hers arms. "I highly Fury is that desperate to hire you for this." Bruce said to Deadpool.

"No, but I learned that everyone is hiding out here, so I zoomed right over." Deadpool threw an arm over their shoulders, holding them close. "Common! I know you guys love me!"

They both immediately pushed Deadpool away and glared at him. "We don't love you, Wade. Not, at, all." Natasha told him.

The Merc gasped, putting a han over his chest, cluching it. "Dreams, broken. Heart, shattered. Can't. Go. On!" And collapsed onto the floor.

'Is it wrong to hope he wasn't joking?'

'This is Deadpool. His whole life is a joke to him' Bruce reminded Hulk. "Have you at least heard from anyone? Parker? Murdock? Any X-Men member both active and former?" Bruce asked him.

"Petey? Yeah, I saved his spidery skin earlier. Told him I'd check here out first and see if it was a trap. I told him to go be a TMNT." Deadpool jumped to his feet, arms going across his chest. "Oh wait... I should go get him now, shouldn't I?"

"With Doom killing off mutants, solders, heroes, and gods, then yes bring him here where it's safe." the russian told the Merc.

"Right Russian killer." He saluted, then sped off, giggling the whole way.

'I really don't like him.' Hulk huffed.

'Trust me, you're not the only one here.' Bruce told the Hulk.

"Well, that was something." Natasha said to the doctor.

"Tell me about it." Bruce groaned slightly.

Logan poked his head around the corner. "Do I smell Deadpool?"

"Yes you did. He gone now to get Peter and a few other that are out there somewhere." Bruce told him, leaning against the table.

"We're going to let that nutjob stay here?" Logan scoffed. "He's not a team member, he rather blow them up."

"He invited himself on the team, neither I or Natasha let him join." Bruce told the mutant.

"Whatever screws are loose in that guys head, he better tighten them fast." Logan grumbled, and left, but not before tossing Bruce a cell phone. "From your boyfriend."

Bruce quickly caught the cell phone and looked at it. "Well, that was sweet of him." Natasha said, smirking a little.

"He already got a few numbers on it for you. The Avengers, Hanks, how he found mine out is beyond me." The gruff man said, before heading off who-knows-where.

Bruce nodded a little as Logan left and looks down at his phone, turning it on to look through it.

A text message pinged. An unknown number. [Hey Bruce, Peter wants to know how you're doing, and me just saying not dead isn't a good enough answer. Also, I have Ghostrider and Cage with me. See you soon! ;-* DP]

Bruce roll his eyes and texted back. [That's good. Bring them here as fast as you can, please] Bruce texted back. "He has Deadpool's number too? That's scary." Natasha said.

[Fine. And tell Natasha that I have your number, not the other way around. Also, I love breaking the fourth wall. Hello ladies.]

(A/N yes, Deadpool is talking to me. I'll let you know what I say back, seeing as he doesn't like to listen.)

[Just get the others and your ass over here!] Bruce texted the Merc back. "After Doom is done, I'm blocking him." he said to the redhead.

[Yes Green Keeper. And blocking me won't help.] 'Killing him would work. We may even get a medal.' Hulk mentioned, hoping Bruce wouldn't get annoyed that he just threatened to murder someone.

'The only one we're killing here is Victor von Doom. Wade may be a royal pain but at least he's helping us here.' Bruce told the Hulk.

'Fine. Can I at least throw him off of something?' Hulk bargened.

'When you get the chance, yes.' Bruce told him and placed his cell phone away.

Hulk laughed, very very happy right now.