《SOLAR INSTAFAMOUS !》003 | spam
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Lepas beberapa lamanya abad aku merajuk kena kecam netizen, akhirnya aku dapat 'move on'! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Korang gembira tak? Mesti korang rindu aku kan? Tak yah cakap pun aku dah tahu.
Macam mana aku boleh ceria pulak? Sebenarnya aku kasihan ngan korang ni, mesti dah kemaruk sangat tunggu aku come back balik. Sebab itulah aku dah tak merajuk dah. Terkenangkan korang.
Taklah, aku tipu je. Kau orang jangan perasan.
Atas faktor dorongan dan sokongan abang-abang aku yang perangai semua cam haram itulah aku menibeh boleh move on!
Diorang siap bagi pesanan kat aku wehhh...
Kau ada? Hahaha, silakan jelly sekain.
-Halia bubuh kicap Jali
-Bubur
-Taufan
-Blaze Amiruddin binti Jali
. -Ais
-Duri
- Solar
Oleh disebabkan aku main IG balik, aku takkan ubah tittle cerita ni. Elok-elok nama cerita 'Solar Instafamous', takkanlah aku nak tukar jadi 'Solar budak hingusan yang susah nak move on'? Kan? Kan?
Jadi, jom kita buka dan log in balik.
Sebelum kita buka, aku nak bagi teka-teki. Apa beza kau ngan dadah?
HAHAHAHAH takde beza, dua-dua buat saya ketagih haa cia.
Oi, kantoi usha aku lagi eh. Cepat gi follow sekarang. Sampai bila lagi aku nak pesan ni?
@solarswaggestguy_
Mana BMW?
( Lupa aku nak kata yang lepas aku kemaruk sakit hati hari tu, aku tak log in-log in lagi dah. )
And then... terpampanglah skrin Instagram dan aku dapat notifications lagi. Mulanya aku teragak-agak nak buka, tapi dengan ucapan Basmallah, akhirnya aku yang berani ni buka jugak noti tu.
Ahhh!
Eh apa tu? Aku pandang bawah, ada suster ngesot tengah pegang kaki aku. Mata kami berlaga sebelum dari mata turun ke hati. Lepas tu aku pandang instagram balik.
mr.icecute Hai Solar. Lama kau tak buka akaun ni lagi.
mr.icecute hai oiii
mr.icecute asemakom Solarr oii
mr.icecute Silent treatment is killing
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mr.icecute oii aku ckp ngan ko ni. Apesal ko tak balas ehhg ke aku cakap ngan seluar aku
mr.icecute wei aku ni tgh main game ML ni. Kau nk main ke???
mr.icecute Klau tanak main ML, kita main Among Us nk
mr.icecute Hashtag[email protected]
mr.icecute Wei aku jadi Impostorr weh. Bestnyeee
mr.icecute Tadikan, Hali fikir yang Topan tu impostor, last last dia caya aku, aku khianat dia weh. Lawak giloo XD
akugedikhaha @mr.icecute hye senpai~! notice me plis~
mr.icecute @akugedikhaha pegi mampus
mr.icecute Weeee apesal ko tak bls eh aku srm kau guna psu bunga nnti ko nakmr.
icecute Oiiiuumr.
icecute UWU
mr.icecute bilo lagi ko ta palau aku lagii soll
Wah, ini kerja Ais rupanya.
Aku mati-mati ingatkan ada peminat yang rindu aku pergi komen banyak-banyak tapi rupanya babun ngesot inilah pergi komen banyak-banyak. Buta ke tak tu sampai tak nampak ada butang 'direct message'?
Fake hope emang.
Rasa macam baru makan ayam goreng yang dah celup air longkang ja. Sedihnya tak terkata.
Entah ngesot mana yang datangnya hantu, gagak berkicauan bagaikan pantai memukul ombak, diakhiri dengan jari aku buka akaun instagram milik si Ais yang tak berapa hensem ni. Yalah, kan aku hensem lagi.
@mr.icecute
Post 1 Followers 15.2 m Following 8
I'm Cute~
Aku suka spam
komen kat post
korang tapi janganlah
memandai palau aku.
Nanti aku report pejabat
mufti agama.
Hmmm... aku takde tenaga lagi nak jerit macam kak Ponti. Kak ponti pun tak nak mengaku kalau aku tuduh dia melalak mengaum macam itik pulang dengan ayam.
But...seriously? Hanya satu je post? Apa mendelah yang dia hebat sangat sampaikan followers lebih banyak dari si halia tu? Ya Allah... jambu aku.
Kalau bab tidur, aku tak rasa tu kemahiran. Senang kata, tu kelemahan.
Jadi... aku checklah kat bio dia. Mane tau dia letak jampi ke sampaikan orang banyak sangat follow dia.
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Wait.. suka spam? Spam tu apa-
Tibee... sekali lagi kaki aku ditarik hantu ngesot yang berselubung bawah meja.
@akutaktausiapani Ni pendapat aku je.. spam ialah mesej atau komen atau post ke apa benda tu semua yang dibuat secara berulang-ulang.(Betul ke camni eh maksudnya?)
Eh aku tak tanya kau pun. Tapi it's okay, thanks for the information.
Aku tau english aku crack, tak yah gelak. Cringe tau aku tengok.
Jadi... kerja si Ais ni spam komen kat post orang? Sebab tulah banyak sangat yang dia komen kat aku punya post.
Tagune punya Ais. Punah harapan aku bila tengok rupanya kau yang memenuhi noti aku. Takpelah. Sabar je aku ngan kau. Kalau tak dah lama aku kahwinkan kau dengan hantu ngesot bawah meja ni.
Soo kalau kita spam bebanyak cam si Ais ni, followers aku akan mencanak naik ke? Hmm... nak try?
Aku tak tau nak tekan akaun mana untuk spam, jadi aku tekan jelah mana-mana followers si Ais ni. Followers dia bapak banyak.
@quotakunakmampus
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
solarswaggestguy_ hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
Alhamdulillah... selesai dah aku main copy & paste semua ayat ni. Takdelah buang masa aku salin semula ayat haaaa... inilah kegunaan otak yang dikurniakan Allah. Kalau korang mesti korang pergi taip semula ayat yang sama.
Itulah kamu, ada otak tak nak pakai.
Esoknya lagi...
quotakunakmampus Oii taguna! Kenapa kau pegi spam komen kat post aku? Kau tau tak, kau dah langgar akta tamadun Quot pluto sedunia? Kalau disabit kesalahan, kau dikenakan hukuman block mandotari dan bayar 20 sen setiap satu saat.
Empangan air mata aku hampir je pecah. Tapi sebab dah ada orang tanya, aku reply jelah komen dia tu.
quotakunakmampus Oii taguna! Kenapa kau pegi spam komen kat post aku? Kau tau tak, kau dah langgar akta tamadun Quot pluto sedunia? Kalau disabit kesalahan, kau dikenakan hukuman block mandotari dan bayar 20 sen setiap satu saat.
solarswaggestguy_ @quotakunakmampus hai anda disana! Saya Solar Asyhadi Musa, orang paling femes didunia!
Okay dah bai. Aku dah selesaikan tugas aku. Nak tidur jelah memandangkan dah pagi ni. Esok baru aku check maklum balas seorang manusia bernama 'Quot'.
Rancangan ketiga... entah?
Tapi itulah. Walaupun gagal, aku kena berusaha lebih lagi. Bak kata pepatah, kalau kau gagal hari ini tak semestinya kau berjaya esok. Mana tahu kau gagal lagi haa cia.
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