italics ~ elliot

monday may 14th 7:22 am est

elliot: it was no problem

elliot: and if you died i'd probably maybe be sad idk

elliot: you're welcome

elliot: anyway guess what!

elliot: we both know i would kill that poor fish by accident

elliot: luckily for the fish, no

elliot: i have an interview today!

elliot: it's just to be an assistant, but i get paid!

elliot: so i get to look down upon the unpaid interns

elliot: might even spit on one of them idk yet still deciding

elliot: duly noted, i will factor that into my decision

elliot: anyway i have to go practice my sucking up face

elliot: because at this point the person interviewing me might think i'm constipated

elliot: thanks c

elliot: sir yes sir