Ram POV

"He....Hello?"

Martha - RAM!!!

HeatherC - Ram?

HeatherM - Ram!

HeatherD - Ram.

I looked around and I saw that I was stuck in a Heather Martha sandwich. Maybe take out the Heather Duke, Martha, and Heather Chandler of that. Heather McNamara is the only one of them who isn't obsessed with me or is not an asshole.

Ram - Guys! What are you doing here?!

HeatherC - We should be asking you....do you even know where you are?

Ram - Umm, a cloud?

HeatherD - You're in heaven idiot!

Ram - Heaven.....

It hit me like a bullet to the neck.

I was drunk, dancing around the bar. I saw Veronica and I was going to tell her a joke, when I felt something stab into me. I didn't have to think, I knew it was a knife, and I knew that I was going to die. The only thing I could do was look at my husband and tell him how much I love him.

Ram - I...I want Kurt?! Where is he?!

HeatherM - He's down on earth Ram. You better hurry, he really needs your ghost right now.

Ram - Why?

HeatherM - He....he's going to do

My eyes widened and I jumped through the gates of heaven and down to earth. I floated around our town and tried to see Kurt, where would he do it. What would he do?! Why would he do it?!

I saw figure standing on top of the old mill bridge. If they fell off, they would hit solid concrete, they could definitely not live through it. I sprinted to the bridge and floated up to the top. I saw the boy sit on the edge and look down at his final resting place.

Kurt - I'm going to see my kindergarten boyfriend.

It was definitely Kurt.

Ram - KURT STOP!!!! PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN!!!

Kurt - WH....Ram?!

Tears came to Kurts eyes as he put his hands to his face. He cried and I wrapped him in my arms. He didn't know how to hug aback since I was a ghost, but I think all he needed to do was hear me and see me, and he would be okay.

Kurt - You're gone, but you're here!

Ram - I'm never going to leave you Kurt. I want you to live the longest you can. The chance of you actually being a human being is 400 billion to 1! If it's those odds, then you must have a reason to live! We all do! Even if I'm not actually here, I want you to stay on earth, for the two of us. Okay?

Kurt - Okay....I love you Ram.

Ram - I love you too Kurt.

Ram - How about we go home and watch Voltron!

Kurt - I NEED KLANCE IN MY LUNGS!!!!

Ram - I NEED MY BABY PIDGE!!!!

Kurt Ram - WHEE WHEE WHEE WHEE

Veronica POV

Veronica - WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT??!!!

JD - Veronica I just wanna.....

Veronica - No, you've killed three people in your life and you'll probably kill more! You're no better than your stupid ass father!

JD - I've only ever killed Heather Ch....

Veronica - Chandler....and McNamara! Oh, and how about Ram?!

JD - How do you fucking know.

HeatherC - Hey Jesse James!

JD - HEATHER WHAT THE FUCK?!!

HeatherC - You think that I was going to let you get away with killing my best friend and your brother in law?!

JD - Fuck you!

HeatherC - Grow up!

Veronica - Just get out of here JD. Kurt and Ram are in the other room watching some anime.

JD - Then I see someone's a ghost.

Veronica - I don't need you taking another innocent life! You really think you're rebel?! You're fucking psychotic!!

JD - You say tomato, I say tomATOE! All of those deaths were an accident!

HeatherC - Bull shit!

JD - Okay...most of them. I promise that I didn't mean it! Please, I'm no harm to anyone! You just gotta keep me away from knifes! What can I say?! I'm clumsy! Hahahahaha!!! ITS FUNNY VERONICA LAUGH!!!

Veronica - Get out of my house.

I pushed JD out of the door and shut it in his face before he could come back in. Kurt and Ram rushed out from the other room with shocked faces.

Kurt - Is he gone?!

Veronica - Yes.

Ram - Thank God!

Kurt - I don't need to die right now.

HeatherM - We all didn't need too.

Ram - So what do you wanna do?

HeatherC - I say we go tear up someone's lawn!

Veronica - I could go with that.

HeatherD - CAN I JOIN??!!

HeatherC - N.....

HeatherM - Sure!

HeatherC - ...Fine!

Ram - You guys go! I'll stay here with Kurt. We don't know where JD is and what he plans to do. It's to much of a risk to have him go out there, with being alive and all.

Veronica - Good idea Ram.

Kurt - But, Veronica. What about you?! You are still alive!

Veronica - Please, JD isn't going to shoot me. Just stay here with Ram okay? I'll be with the Heathers.

Kurt POV

The door closed and I looked back up at Ram. He smiled and grabbed my hip and led me into the back bed room.

Kurt - Back bedroom? Ram, you're a ghost! As much as I want to, we're not gonna be able to do the dirty.

Ram - What?! No, I just want to watch Yuri On Ice!

Kurt - OH THE GAY ICE SKATING SHOW!!!

JD POV

JD - Shell be back JD! You gotta show her that you actually love her! Show her that you would actually kill someone on purpose for her! Ha! I'll show her what killing someone on purpose looks like.

I got up form my chair and grabbed a gun from the many that I keep hidden in my drawers. I can't give them to my father. Knowing him, he'd kill the whole world including himself. What a god damn idiot.

I grabbed a piece of paper and a red marker. I smiled down at the paper as it showed a class picture form high school. I didn't know where most of the people in the picture were, or who they even were. So I just crossed their faces off with a pencil.

Only three characters remained without a red x over their face.

Martha Dunnstock had a red x.

Heather Chandler had a red x.

Heather McNamara had a red x.

Heather Duke had a red x.

Ram Sweeney had a recent, still wet, red x.

And soon

Kurt Kelly would have one too.

Veronica POV

HeatherC - YOU'RE THROWING THE GOD DAMN TOLIET PAPER WRONG HEATHER!!!

HeatherD - Suck a dick! I don't care!

HeatherC - You're are the worst person in the world! I swear! I wish I would've never let you be a Heather!

HeatherD - Atleast I AM a Heather.

Veronica - What are you guys talking about?!

HeatherM - What do you mean?

HeatherC - I am HEATHER!!! Heather Chandler! Captain of the Heathers!

HeatherD - There's only two Heathers here! One Veronica, and one

"Heath"