Performed by;

•Veronica Sawyer

•Jason Dean (JD)

VERONICA:

The demon queen of high school has decreed it:

She says Monday, 8 am, I will be deleted

They'll hunt me down in study hall,

Stuff and mount me on the wall;

Thirty hours to live -

how shall i spend them?

I don't have to stay and die like cattle;

I could change my name and ride up to Seattle

But I don't own a motorbike -

Wait...here's an option that I like:

Spend those thirty hours gettin'... freakay!

Yeah!

I need it hard,

I'm a dead girl walking!

I'm in your yard,

I'm a dead girl walking!

Before they punch my clock,

I'm snappin' off your window lock.

Got no time to knock

I'm a dead girl walking!

(VERONICA climbs through J.D.'s window)

J.D:

(spoken) Veronica? What're you doing in my room?

VERONICA:

(spoken) Shhhh.

Sorry, but I really had to wake you;

See, I decided I must ride you till I break you.

'Cause Heather says I gots to go;

You're my last meal on death row.

Shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities!

Come on!

Tonight I'm yours,

I'm a dead girl walking!

Get on all fours,

Kiss this dead girl walking!

Let's go, you know the drill;

I'm hot and pissed and on the pill.

Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking!

And you know, you know, you know

it's 'cause you're beautiful.

You say you're numb inside,

But I can't agree.

So the world's unfair,

Keep it locked out there...

In here it's beautiful.

Let's make this beautiful!

J.D:

That works for me -

(VERONICA kisses him hard. They make out.)

VERONICA:

Yeah! Full steam ahead!

Take this dead girl walking

J.D:

How'd you find my address?

VERONICA:

Let's break the bed!

Rock this dead girl walking!

J.D:

I think you tore my mattress!

VERONICA:

No sleep tonight for you,

Better chug that Mountain Dew!

J.D:

Okay, okay.

VERONICA:

Get your ass in gear,

Make this whole town disappear!

J.D:

Okay, okay!

VERONICA:

Slap me! Pull my hair,

touch me there and there and there

But no more talking!

J.D:

Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!

Yeah, yeah!

VERONICA & J.D:

Love this dead girl...

J.D:

Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Wait, wait!

VERONICA:

Love this dead girl...

VERONICA & J.D:

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

J.D:

Ow!

VERONICA & J.D:

Yeah!!!