《Heathers: The Musical - Lyric Book》Dead Girl Walking
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Performed by;
•Veronica Sawyer
•Jason Dean (JD)
VERONICA:
The demon queen of high school has decreed it:
She says Monday, 8 am, I will be deleted
They'll hunt me down in study hall,
Stuff and mount me on the wall;
Thirty hours to live -
how shall i spend them?
I don't have to stay and die like cattle;
I could change my name and ride up to Seattle
But I don't own a motorbike -
Wait...here's an option that I like:
Spend those thirty hours gettin'... freakay!
Yeah!
I need it hard,
I'm a dead girl walking!
I'm in your yard,
I'm a dead girl walking!
Before they punch my clock,
I'm snappin' off your window lock.
Got no time to knock
I'm a dead girl walking!
(VERONICA climbs through J.D.'s window)
J.D:
(spoken) Veronica? What're you doing in my room?
VERONICA:
(spoken) Shhhh.
Sorry, but I really had to wake you;
See, I decided I must ride you till I break you.
'Cause Heather says I gots to go;
You're my last meal on death row.
Shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities!
Come on!
Tonight I'm yours,
I'm a dead girl walking!
Get on all fours,
Kiss this dead girl walking!
Let's go, you know the drill;
I'm hot and pissed and on the pill.
Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking!
And you know, you know, you know
it's 'cause you're beautiful.
You say you're numb inside,
But I can't agree.
So the world's unfair,
Keep it locked out there...
In here it's beautiful.
Let's make this beautiful!
J.D:
That works for me -
(VERONICA kisses him hard. They make out.)
VERONICA:
Yeah! Full steam ahead!
Take this dead girl walking
J.D:
How'd you find my address?
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VERONICA:
Let's break the bed!
Rock this dead girl walking!
J.D:
I think you tore my mattress!
VERONICA:
No sleep tonight for you,
Better chug that Mountain Dew!
J.D:
Okay, okay.
VERONICA:
Get your ass in gear,
Make this whole town disappear!
J.D:
Okay, okay!
VERONICA:
Slap me! Pull my hair,
touch me there and there and there
But no more talking!
J.D:
Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!
Yeah, yeah!
VERONICA & J.D:
Love this dead girl...
J.D:
Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Wait, wait!
VERONICA:
Love this dead girl...
VERONICA & J.D:
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
J.D:
Ow!
VERONICA & J.D:
Yeah!!!
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