Performed by;

•The Heathers (Chandler, McNamara and Duke)

H. CHANDLER:

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You've come so far,

Why now are you pulling on my dick?

I'd normally slap your face off,

And everyone here could watch.

But I'm feeling nice.

Here's some advice.

Listen up, biotch!

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

I like!

H. CHANDLER:

Lookin' hot

Buying stuff they cannot

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

I like!

H. CHANDLER:

Drinkin' hard

Maxin' Dad's credit card

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

I like!

H. CHANDLER:

Skippin' gym

Scaring her

Screwing him

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

I like!

H. CHANDLER:

Killer clothes

HEATHERS:

Kickin' nerds in the nose!

H. CHANDLER:

If you lack the balls

You can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

Woah!

H. CHANDLER:

Or you could come smoke

Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsha with the quarterback

HEATHERS:

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

It's time for you to prove

You're not a loser anymore

Then step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:

Guys fall

H. DUKE:

At your feet

Pay the check

H. MCNAMARA:

Help you cheat

HEATHERS:

All you

H. DUKE:

Have to do

H. CHANDLER:

Say goodbye to Shamoo

HEATHERS:

That freak's

H. MCNAMARA:

Not your friend

I can tell in the end

HEATHERS:

If she

H. MCNAMARA:

Had your shot

HEATHERS:

She would leave you to rot

H. MCNAMARA:

'Course if you don't care

Fine! Go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on

HEATHERS:

Woah!

H. MCNAMARA:

Or forget the creep

H. DUKE:

And get in my jeep

H. CHANDLER:

Let's go tear up someone's lawn

HEATHERS:

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

You just gotta prove

You're not a pussy anymore

Then step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER:

You can join the team

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

Or you can bitch and moan

H. CHANDLER:

You can live the dream

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

Or you can die alone

H. CHANDLER:

You can fly with eagles

HEATHERS:

Or if you prefer

H. CHANDLER:

Keep on testing me

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

And end up like her!

MARTHA:

Veronica, look!

Ram invited me to his homecoming party.

This proves he's been thinking about me.

VERONICA:

Color me stoked.

MARTHA:

I'm so happy!

HEATHERS:

Woah!

H. DUKE:

Honey, whachu waiting fo—

H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove

Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You're not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store

HEATHERS:

It's my candy store

It's my candy

It's my candy store

It's my candy

It's my candy store