《{Smut Warning} Big Fun {Kurt Kelly X Ram Sweeney}》Just in-denial homos being in-denial.
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When Kurt and Ram had finished watching Sex Education, Kurt got up to go get some popcorn. When he had returned, Ram had changed it to a horrible Netflix horror movie. Kurt chuckled, then taking his seat beside Ram and setting the bowl down on the coffee table.
He watched the screen, then making jokes about the character's face, which made Ram laugh as well. Turns out, it wasn't actually all that bad, and had Kurt kind of scared. Ram gave him a smile, and all was well again. After that, they got out the controllers for the gaming system, and they proceeded to play Minecraft. Ram reached for the popcorn bowl, trying to take a bite of his food, before Kurt killed his minecraft character.
He protested, all while Kurt continued to laugh. Ram couldn't help but want to capture that expression on a camera, and put it up on his wall. He pushed that thought back, because that's gay. Eventually, they got bored of that, and it caused Ram to start thinking. Wow. Ram? Thinking?
"Dude... What if we kissed?"
The question caught Kurt off guard, and caused him to immediately spit out his drink, then after the initial shock of that, he looked down to his drink, and bursting out into laughter, using the back of his hand to hide his smile. "Where did that come from?!" The male asked, still laughing. Ram blushed in embarrassment at the fact that Kurt was laughing at his idea, failing to notice that Kurt's face was also engulfed in flames.
Kind of hard to not notice that. But Ram Sweeney is the densest fuck you will ever stumble across. "Well- I was just wondering- Not to sound gay or anything-" Ram stumbled on his words to find a convincing lie.
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"That is one of the gayest things you could possibly say- Oh my god!" Kurt continued laughing to hide the fact that he was a blushing mess. "I could say gayer..." And with that, Ram Sweeney pinned Kurt to the couch, smirking, as Kurt's blush made its way to the tips of his ears, and down the back of his neck.
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