《you don't know how much i was a day (a title sponsored by AUTOCORRECT)》✨ it's my birthday! 🤩🎉
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say hello to my zepeto
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
yayyyyy! getting closer to DEATH!
just kidding, IM GETTING OLDER THO!
✦ ── on my birthday, i like to look back on
the year, since my birthday is at the end. this
year was one heck of a ride. i'm not ashamed to
say that i didn't think i was gonna reach this
year's birthday. sure, it's sad, but it helped me
grow and find people who i could trust my life
with. they're people who could bring to your
spirits up even when you think they can't. i
know a lot of us feel alone but trust me. you
can and WILL find people. pls remember! my
dms are always open for you guys! ── ✦
「✿」 what you're about to read was originally a "who's presley's favorite and why?" list; but i decided to share it because these people do NOT have enough recognition. i genuinely want to thank you. each and every one of you on the list helped save my life, in big and small ways. you're the reason i enjoy waking up. you're the reason why i smile. i laugh. i sing. i dance. the inspiration to my stories. some might say "but they're just your online friends" yes but they helped in so many different ways that my loved ones irl could not. (hint hint: my alphabet mafia questions) ⊶⊷⊶⊷✶
↞↠ tho, if you're from my rl, then hi, hello. yes you are loved by me of course you are but this isn't about you heh. ↞↠
without further ado:
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❀⊱ don't be discouraged by your number. you're all immaculate how can i compare. it's just a matter of experiences ⊰❀
1 ~
reason: wyn has been there for me since the beginning babes. i met them when i was a wee lil questioning baby (not implying i'm not that anymore. i still am. just with a different name) my first laugh on this app could have definitely been caused by them. done a bunch to help me and my indecisive/decisive arse. you're still here wyndles. and i'm happy you are. how could you possibly deal with me? i am probably the most annoying child you know. our friendship started with a small decision that i will forever be proud i made. 10/10 one of the best ones i made and if i was sent back in time i would always choose to be your friend. i have no regrets. love youuuu
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ps. wyn, your message is half in third person bc you're special. everyone needs to meet you asap. you've saved me hundreds more times and i'm lowkey crying rn bc i probably couldn't handle anything without you. you're the best, babes. presley and wyndy. the iconic slytherin-hufflepuff friendship. the best one i could ever wish for.
~☆・:.,;*
2 ~
reason: you're one of my cherished friends. you might have been 1st if not for the lack of contact we had since your break from wattpad. i cried when you were gone. i missed you so much. you couldn't see but you helped my depression IMMENSELY. you must be wondering why on earth are you in second place? well....you are the reason why i chose to believe that people online can be my great friends once again. you found me just when i left a place of toxicity. (also you played emmeline vance in hogwarts official and that's why i joined it) anyway, thank you. i love youu
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3 ~
reason: hey kid, i love you. when i first met you, you were biting my ankle during an rp lol. then i brought you into iou and that's when our friendship started. sometimes you piss me off yes, but damn do you make my day. thanks for being in my life kait. idk what id do without you. you're such a beautiful light that brings goodness into my days. i wish i had your energy. i know i come off as one who doesn't like you very well but trust me. i love you so much you don't even know the half of it.
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4 ~
reason: BESTFRIEND! you were tied with kait but you lost the contest hehe. you make me laugh every time i don't want to, whether you know it or not. you let me talk your ear off. thank you for being such a great friend. i wish i could come visit you. you're so close yet so far, it kills me. i love you. you're my bitch, my ride or die, my fellow whore. i'd help you commit a crime and you would help me. (heh. did i say that? nah man- i'm good. no dont put me on the fbi blacklist i was legally kidding) you have my back i have yours. thanks for keeping me around. your fried loves youuuu (yes i spelled it like that on purpose leave me alone T^T)
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5 ~
reason: you're the nonsensical friend i never knew i needed. before, i was afraid to be weird and speak absolute gibberish. my friends irl were pretty "normal" but you. you let me be me and i'm so so thankful. thank you siri. you brighten my day. you're not online often and that's what makes our time together extra special. thank you for the amazing months. I HOPE OUR FRIENDSHIP GROWS STRONGER! love youuuuu
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the next five people were really hard to place. i just listed their names tbh. they're mostly tied for the most part but putting them all in 6th place kinda bothers me lol
6 ~
reason: to be quite honest with you dami, you just make me smile. you've grown to be one of the people i look forward to talking to on discord. you're really nice and i also have no idea how our friendship started! care to share with your forgetful friend? thank you for letting me be the person i am. you're one of the people who i would trust my life with too. our friendship hasn't been that long but damn dami already 6th-10th place T~T. tell me your ways to be a likable person. ALSO WHAT THE HECK? YOU DREW STH FOR jdjsjjjsjsne feels very much loved
you get scorbus bc idk who else to give you
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7~
reason: my favorite filipinx, HI! omigod i can't even describe this friendship of ours. you're literally the sweetest person i've ever met. you're like my little siblings omigodric. i wish we were siblings. i would have so much fun with youuuu screams in only child except i have half siblings except they live half an earth away i love talking to you omigod. IVE SAID OMIGOD TOO MUCH BUT THATS OKAY. anyway, it feels like it's been a long while huh? guess what- ITS BEEN ONLY A MONTH LEX! so thank you. your heart keeps me alive.
ps. your brother and i need to meet asap. hiii i like your username lmaooo jdkskdjjejf CanISlytherin1025
also you get jily bc yesssss jegulus is mine. BUT ISNT IT CUTE? LOOK AT IT. MY HEART
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reason: ZINNYYYY ZIN ZIN ZINTI! i don't even need to tell you how much i love you girl. you're so amazing i can't- has it only been a few weeks since i met you? OMIGOD- i cant. i love talking to you so much and jfc you make me laugh like there's no tomorrow. you're an amazing friend and i'm so grateful for you. thank you zinny. i love youuuu. don't ever forget me i still have to become a famous filmmaker so you can see forgets dudes name. you're gonna have to remind me.
heh you get a deamus art bc idk your favorite hp ship if you even have one
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reason: HI GIRL! WE TALK LIKE ONCE A MONTH BUT REMEMBER THAT TIME WHERE IT WAS MORE THAN THAT? i'm sugar high now lol. i miss talking to you OMIGOD. you're literally so nice and ugh so funny. how dare you. ugh. you're one of my first online friends here toooo. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP WITH MY BOOKS TOO! side note, she does not help me with the maihua book that's why it's so shitty. ANYWAY ILY LET TALK MOREEE
...IDK WHAT SHIP IT IS BUT ITS JAMES SIRIUS AS A GAE BOI AND IM HERE FOR IT
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10 ~
reason: i cant even express my love for you, valerie. it's really hard, tbh. all i know is that you is my sushi and i'm your ricotta. you're one heck of a girl. one who has confidence and low self esteem. you're such a great founder and an even more INCREDIBLY TALENTED PERSON. thanks for being my friend. PREZZIE LOVES YOU OKAY? i love you val.
val i assigned you a ship. let's pretend this is lorose (lorcan scamander and rose weasley) okay? just for the sake of it.
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a lot of my followers are my friends.
so you guys might be looking for your name and i'm sorry it's not there. i didn't have enough time to make the list longer. also i ran out of ships. but ALSO you might be looking for a certain girl's name and it's not there. there's a big reason as to why. because she's not my favorite person. she is my person.
i love you zel.
thank you for being there for me.
i love you with my entire being.
our relationship may not be the smoothest but that's okay. we get through it. you're my one and only. the loml.
i wish you were here, my love.
☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:⠀ *⋆.*:・゚ .: ⋆*・゚: .⋆
『••✎••』those are my final words as a fifteen year old. i wrote those last night. my final night. lol i sound dead. time to start my life as a 16 year old. thank you, all of you, for being the best. take care. pst. ima post everyones online presents for me. hehe thanks you guys
•*¨*•.¸¸♪ xoxo prisloi ✧
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