《you don't know how much i was a day (a title sponsored by AUTOCORRECT)》IM NOT DEAD!
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yes hi! i mean many of you know i'm not dead but i saw some ppl who didn't follow me add this to some reading list and i'm like ....well this book is for funnies : ) bc yk. have you seen the titles? i love 'em. ANYWHO! around a month ago i posted that thing up there. it got such good feedback that i cried. thankfully nobody from irl has seen it (or if they did, they hadn't outed me yet) ANYWAY IM NOT GONNA EXPLAIN FURTHER. YALL GET IT I CHANGED MY NAME BC OF MY GENDER IDENTIFICATION. (btw i told my mum prism is an online name...she kept questioning why my emails and texts always say prism on it)
TODAYS CHAPTER IS ABOUT THIS! 👇
i found this very entertaining to read actually. anyway, damn the other half of me is mean. i usually don't let them out. they stay in my head most of my life. i only use them for school and to be mean to bullies or ppl like that. anyway....
SO YEAH I DID THAT LOOK
IT GIVES ME GREAT JOY ACTUALLY. if you're wondering why i chose scamander instead of potter or weasley or whatever, it's bc LORC SCAMANDER IS ME. I PLAY HIM IN LIKE FIVE ROLEPLAYS. SO IT MAKES SENSE TO ME. besides, i'll get married to rose weasley later...(bc i'm lorc i get to marry her. BITE ME)
-time skip to after i took the house test, wand test and patronus test-
*debby ryan* well i guess i'm an outcast in the fam too hehe. SNAKE THROUGH AND THROUGH (even tho it was about to give me ravenclaw and gryffindor *hiss*)
ahem....i'm so proud of myself teehee
-time skip to after my patronus test-
it's different everytime and ngl that makes me happy (sad tho bc i used to have a dolphin but i lost the pass to that acc and the email attached to it lol. 12yo me is so irresponsible)
and then i did my wand test ahead of time
it's different this time which was surprising to me bc it's usually the same
AND THATS THE END OF MY LIL STORY. THANKS FOR READING AND BYE BYE YALL
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