《you don't know how much i was a day (a title sponsored by AUTOCORRECT)》caterina strikes again
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i was tagged by Catherine (but for some reason i can't explain i call her Caterina)
alrighty folks let's get to it.
1) nickname: AJ, Apple Juice, Alex, Alexis, Al, Annoying B**ch (lmao i gave myself that one), i have so many i have NO IDEA ANYMORE. i think my name was french fries for this little potato group i was in. funny.
2) eye color: a gorgeous shade of chocolate brown. yeah. ima say it's gorgeous bc brown eyed ppl get bullied for having boring eye color. biss come fight me it ain't boring.
3) hair color: brown hair so dark it's black
4) one fact about me is that i don't like pickles. like i MIGHT eat it, but idk.
5) favorite color: tie between draco eye color, harry's eye color, and blue
6) favorite place: my bed. so comfy man. the world is too much work, ima just stay in bed and read drarry fanfics.
7) favorite celebrity: uhh i don't have one bc well i have MULTIPLE. let's just name Sssniperwolf aka Lia from Youtube bc i just watched one of her videos.
8) favorite animal: ferret. IM KIDDING. i want a ferret but i prefer the very intelligent dolphins. imagine swimming w them?
9) favorite song: right now i might say a tie between Pretty Girl (Cheat Codes X CADE Remix) by Maggie Lindemann and 2002 by Anne-Marie. don't ask me why i like it. i just do alright?
10) favorite book: UHHH I CANT DECIDE BRUH. LETS SAY HARRY POTTER.
TAGGEROOSSSS (if you were already tagged oh well i'm sorry)
UGH IM TOO LAZY TO ADD MORE PEOPLE. IF YA WANNA DO IT, DO IT IDC
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