《you don't know how much i was a day (a title sponsored by AUTOCORRECT)》astoria....why did you keep this a secret from me?? 😭😭
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ok so i guess it's planned already....ASTORIA GREENGRASS IS NOW MY FIANCÉE!!! wanna see her ring? here ya go
ok now here's mine
so most of the ones that i saw online were a bit tacky, no offense, but they were tacky in my eyes. either they were too thin or too thick or too big or too small. i found two that i was happy with and let me tell you. ASTORIA, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, WAS A LOVING FIANCÉE AND SHE WAS HAPPY WITH HER RING!
anyway, you are all invited. here's a copy of the invitation. it "clearly" states everything you need to know: the date, the time, the place, EVERYTHING!! be there...or not idc
my intelligent friend, Cat / Caterina (idk where that nickname came from. if it bothers you....i sorry. ily) / CATHERINE is my maid of honor. welll my best woman bc i'm the groom in this relationship. (idk why but i'm always the dude) ANYWAY THE MAID OF HONOR IS DAPHNE OBVIOUSLY BUT IMA NEED SOME BRIDESMAIDS AND MY USHERS. is that what they're called? i'm not a dude so idk. like the boy version of bridesmaids....ahhh i found out. it's either usher or groomsmen. i'm calling y'all my groomsmen. you can be any gender just pick a side.
if you're not listed in either, then comment on which side you wanna be in, astoria's or mine. if i put you in one already and you wanna switch, lemme know too.
• Maid of Honor: Daphne Greengrass
• (insert names of Astoria's friends...all 7 of them i guess)
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• Hermione Granger
• Ginny Weasley
• Luna Lovegood
• Best Man (aka Women):
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• Draco Malfoy
• Harry Potter
• Ronald Weasley
• George Weasley
• Fred Weasley (that's right. his ghost is gone be at my wedding)
• Neville Longbottom
Dang the wedding party is looking good man.
like i said, lemme know. even if you a stranger i exchanged like two words with, idc. pick a side. lol pick my side. we got DRACO MALFOY hehe. and Harry. HELL MY SIDE GOT DRARRY MAN! it don't get better than that.
anyway....HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PICTURE UP THERE THAT I USED AS MY CHAPTER COVER? yeah i wanna know if y'all think that's true. bc if it is....as a drarry shipper, idc. but as a DRAPPLE SHIPPER, i do. so like. explain. MY QUEEN JK ROWLING PLEASE. EXPLAIN. ok that's all i wanted to say. bye bye now. next update will be if me and astoria got a kid. hehe now y'all know HOW CRAZY i am bc honestly y'all are crazy too and i love that.
alright. peace. bye. sayonara. chao. ciao. uhhh idk how else to say goodbye. lemme know some more words please.
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