《Never in a Million Years ✔️》57- Owes me Twenty Bucks
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"Princess wake up" Caleb nudges me lightly
"What?" I grunt extremely unattractively, I was comfy in his arms and just had to wake me
"Well good morning to you too sunshine" he snorts sarcastically
I crack my eyes open with a grin to see him already looking down at me. Sometime throughout the night he lost his shirt, I definitely wasn't complaining though.
"Morning jackass" I say and he chuckles
"Morning princess" he laughs "I think your brothers are awake" he states just as another crash is heard from the kitchen
"They are but they know better than to come in here on a Saturday morning to wake me up" I grin as I pull myself up "Giving me a perfect opportunity to do this" I plant my lips on his, as I strattle his waist, his hands move almost instinctively to hold my thighs.
I completely forgot I didn't have any pants on, I don't think he did though.
"You are making this really hard for me" he says in between kisses
"I- OH" I say, my eyes going wide before he breaks out into a fit of quiet laughter
"You're fucking face" he laughs even more as I smack his chest
"You're a dick!" I whisper yell at him. We were both trying to keep quiet
"Yeah but I'm you're dick" he pulls me down into a hug so I was basically completely laying on top of him
"You have no idea how dirty that sounded" I grin and feel his chest vibrate as he chuckles
"For once in my life I did not mean for that comment to be dirty" I start to laugh at that, not believing him for a second, before picking my head up to give him a quick peck of the lips. That however turned into more as he held my face against his and depended the kiss, I seriously will never get used to this.
"Belle- OH MY HOLY FUCK"
And I've never gotten out of bed faster.
"Jordan get back here!" I yell as I run into the hall, fast enough to catch him before he runs downstairs. I pull him by his shirt back into my room as shut the door. Caleb was still lazily sprawled across my bed with a grin on his face.
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"Hi friend" he greets Jordan with a wave and a smile.
"You two-wh-when the fuck?! How-where-did you-" he starts to sputter and I stand in front of him
"Yes. Last night. He made the first move. In Tyler's kitchen. No we did not, he just slept over." I state, answering all of his unfinished questions "now shut the fuck up before my brothers hear!" I smack his arm before walking back over to my bed and plopping in front of Caleb.
"God it's about fucking time. I was getting tired of being you twos relationship therapist" he sighs loudly "Now bitch why didn't you tell me sooner!" Now it's his turn to whisper yell
"You were uh- a little busy with Lexi" I smirk at him just as Calebs' eyes go wide
"You actually made a move?" Caleb teases "It's about fucking time" he imitates Jordan's previous words
"Shut up" Jordan pouts, his cheeks going red
"Did you use protection?" I tease him even more
"Yes oh my god I will kill you." Jordan groans laughing across my bed "I hate both of you"
"No you don't" Co and I answer him
"So I'm guess your brothers have no idea?"
"Not at all and it's going to stay that way. At least for now it is" I tell him sternly
"Secrets safe with me" he acts as if he was zipping his lips "but I'd reccomend putting some pants on and going downstairs, your brothers are attempting to make breakfast"
"Oh god" I groan as I stand up to get some sweat pants. I should get down there before they burn the kitchen down.
"And I suggest you climbing down from the balcony and walk around to the front door" Jordan says turning to Caleb
"Yes dad" Caleb just rolls his eyes at our best friend before kissing my cheek quickly as he passes
"Hey! Wheres my kiss dickbag?" Jordan jokes as he pouts on my bed
"Oh sorry babe" Caleb grins as he starts walking over to our best friend before they both burst into a fit of laughter
"see you in a minute" Caleb jokes before walki back out my balcony door
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"God you guys are gross" Jordan snorts as he watches me watch Caleb climb down.
"I walked on you and Lexi about to fuck, you can see us kiss once in a while" I yell at Jordan from my closet before emerging with a pair of sweatpants on. "Let's go down"
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"Okay spill" Jordan says, plopping on my bed
After breakfast my brothers and Caleb left to go work off their hangovers, Jordan and I decided to go back to my room and relax with movies.
"Spill what?"
"What happened with you and Caleb dumbass?" He pushed
"Oh we had a little argument, he told me he was done trying to hide his feelings for me, he kissed me, we made out it Tyler's kitchen- I freaked out, went to tell you, saw you and Lexi about to fuck, got the fuck outta there, told my brothers I wasn't feeling good, they drove us home, I couldn't sleep and a little while later Co was on my balcony, I let him in, he kissed me again then I said we couldn't do it, he said we very well could do it we just shouldn't, he told me he's liked me since eighth grade I confessed how I kinda just ignored my feelings forever. He suggested telling my brothers, I shot that down cause I know them, he was being really optimistic about everything between us, I questioned when he became so optimistic and stated that I was the optimistic one in that relationship which he then questioned a relationship and asked if I'd answered his question before he even asked it, then he kissed me again and but then broke it off cause he rightfully felt awkward making out with me pant less, as his best friends and my older brothers slept in the rooms next door" I ramble all on one breath
"Shit that was long" he states as I take a deep breath "So you guys are together together?"
"Yeah" I cant help the smile that comes to my face "I guess we are"
"Belle where are the guys?" I hear Colton yell from the hallway, well really it was more like
groan
"Holy shit did he just hear all of that?" I whisper to Jordan who just shrugs
Without even knocking, Colton walks in and plops on my beanbag chair.
"When the hell did you get home?" I question, when we left, he had stayed at Ty's with his friends.
"I took an Uber, I was feeling sick as fuck"
"Dumbass, you could've called one of us to come get you" I scold my younger brother. He had two of us they could've picked him up, I'd only had a beer last night, and that was when I first got there, by the time we left, that was long out of my system.
"Yeah I know but when I got home almost everyone was passed out and you seemed a little...busy" he smirks at me as he says this last part "bout' fucking time"
"No-we weren't-I" I start to stutter much like Jordan had this morning
"Ew god I know you weren't doing that" Colton visibly cringes "I heard you faintly laughing when I came up, so I was gonna just check in and tell you I was home but when I cracked your door open I saw you two kiss"
"Colton Jensen Kalanski, I swear to fucking God, you tell anyone, and I will make your life hell. Got it?" I snap at him
"Hey, not my shit to tell" he puts his hands up defensively. When we were younger he would tell on me for anything, I'm glad we've progressed from that to this.
"Good" I grin
"So are you two together together?" He questions with a grin
"Yeah we are" I nod
"Fuck yeah! Ary owes me twenty bucks" he hops up, just as I shoot him a deadly glare he plops back down "Of course when she finds out that is" Colton corrects himself
I just sigh loudly before falling back on my bed. It has been less than 24 hours and one of my brothers already knows.
Great.
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