《Never in a Million Years ✔️》11-You're insane
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Can I just say how much I hate waking up? Like I love life and shit but I love sleep a whole lot more.
"Come on" Beck grunts as he whips a pillow at me
"I better have coffee waiting for me downstairs" I huff
"Already got some" Em pops her head out of my bathroom
"When did you get here?" I ask sitting up
"Like fifteen minutes ago, mom is working today and it was too quiet at my house, I like the loudness of yours" she shrugs before going back into my bathroom
I get up and throw jean shorts along with a colorful striped semi-cropped t-shirt on before throwing my hair up in a messy bun. I almost never had my hair down because it was always messy and wavy no matter what I did. Before applying mascara I brush my teeth and within minutes I'm downstairs sipping on the amazingness that is coffee.
"y'all ready?" Caleb asks as him and Arya walk in like they normally do.
"Nope, Em's almost ready" I say taking a sip of my coffee
"Wow you actually look like a girl today" he smirks as he leans against the counter across from me
"Wow and you still look like a douchebag" I smile before flipping him off
"Ha she got your ass" Arya grins as she joins Colton at the table, they do their weird little handshake thing and start talking to eachother while Caleb and I just glare at eachother.
"Okay I'm ready, where are the twins?" Em asks as she asks, hopping down the stairs with Beck following
"Right here" Arrex smiles
"Okay ready to go?" Caleb asks breaking our stare down
"Yep" the all answer
On the way out we all grab out bags and pile into Calebs truck beflre speeding to school, because like usual, we were late.
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Caleb was being unusually annoying today. In first period he kept kicking my chair, at lunch we almost got into a food fight, and now I'm trying my best to not stab him with the pencil I'm currently holding.
"Caleb I swear to go I'm going to stab you"
"Princess, you won't stab me, cause then you'll get in trouble, and you hate being in trouble"
"why are you being so annoying today?! It's Wednesday, there is literally nothing special about today?"
"I know, that's why I've deemed this day as annoy my princess day" he smirks cockily at me.
"Fine, I'll just annoy you then" I shrug
He just smirks at me and copies my shrug
"Fine" he says
"You two are so stupid" Amy grins at Caleb "you especially" she smirks at him
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"Shut up Amy" he mumbles as he sits back in his seat and glares at her.
It was great, Amy wasn't nearly as timid and quiet around us as she used to be. I mean she was still quiet but that's just her, she definitely has gotten a lot more comfortable around us.
The final bell rings and all of us immediately make a run for the door,only I'm tugged back by someone behind me. Caleb.
"Not so fast princess" he grins and he throws an arm around my shoulders
"You're so annoying!" I huff in annoyance "can we go one day without you being an asshole?"
"You love me" he grins
"I'm stuck with you, doesn't mean I love you" I smirk at him as he gives me an expression of mock hurt
I just laugh lightly as he starts walking ahead of me. I take this advantage to yank him back by his backpack and make a run for the truck
"Beat you to the truck!" I yell as I run passed him, only for him to quickly follow and catch up.
"Princess you know my legs are way longer than yours right" he smirks once we reach his truck
"Shut up" I gasp for breath "I still kept up with you" I don't know why I did that, I hated running more than anything, Caleb practically ran for a living.
"Oh it's just you and me today, Arrex, Em and Wes have to work on a project for one of their classes and Tyler, Jordan, Ace and Beck left before last period" he says as we hop into his truck
"Hmm I'm thoroughly suprised you didn't go with them" I grin
"I have my reason" he smirks as he speeds out of the parking lot and drifts onto the main road
"Jesus fuck, must you drive like an ass?"
"Why? Does it make you nervous?" He questions as he speeds up
"Nope, lemme ride in the bed and I'll show you how nervous I am" I smirk,
Though I was slightly nervous, I was WAY too stubborn to give him the satisfaction of that.
"You're just gonna get pulled over one day"
"It's all good, I know the Dan well so it's fine" he shrugs simply. Dan was our towns sheriff, after Calebs third time getting arrested by him, we all started calling him 'The Dan'. We never got in serious trouble, the worst being fighting.
"I don't think that's a good thing" I nod making him laugh
"I've only been arrested like four times in the passed year, three for fighting, one for drinking" I looked at him with raised brows. Though I wasn't that suprised the more I thought about it. It was just typical Caleb.
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"Clearly they didn't catch you all the other times?" I scoff
"I'm good like that princess" he chuckles
"Yeah sure you are" I huff out in sarcasm making him pout
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"I'm bored" I say as Caleb and I scroll through the channels on TV
"I know what we could do" He smirks at me
"Ew Caleb!" I yell at him, smacking his leg
"Though I'm not opposed to the idea, I didn't mean it like that! Wow and you say I'm the dirty minded one here" he jokes
"Oh I'm sorry, you're just the one who sleeps around every weekend" I joke
"Nope" he shrugs his face not showing any signs of his bluff
"Really?" I scoff "from the moment I stepped foot in school, I heard all about 'Caleb Kazer,the bad boy player'" I say, mimicking the dumb girls at school who literally don't shut up about Caleb
"I haven't slept with anyone in like two weeks, sure I've made out with them, but thats all meaningless" he states simply
"Wow I didn't know you could keep in in your pants that long" I tease
"Shut up" he rolls his eyes before pushing my legs off his lap and standing up
"Hey you were my leg rest! Get back here peasant!" I yell after him as he walks into the kitchen
He just ignores me and continues his way. I just pout as I pull out my phone and start scrolling through Instagram.
A few minutes of scrolling I come upon a post of a dog that's being given up. It's a 145lbs Newfoundland named Tiny. He's brown and white spotted and is fifteen months old. Did I mention that he's also the biggest floof I've ever seen?
"CALEB COME HERE!" I yell and I jump of the couch "CALEB!"I yell again as he comes running into the living room
"What?! Are you okay?! What's wrong?!" I question rapidly with a look of distress on his face
"LOOK AT THIS DOG!" I say turning my phone over
"Oh my god you scared the shit out of me" he breathed as he takes my phone
"I want him!"
"Wow that's a big ass dog"
"But look at how fluffy" I plead
"Your dad will say no" he states simply
"But look at how cute!"
"Belle this a super high energy and notoriously stubborn kind of dog" Caleb tries to reason with me "You guys haven't had a dog since you were eleven"
"And I'm super high energy and notoriously stubborn kind of person!" I grin
"Not wrong there" he sighs
"I need you're help"
"Oh god" he says as he plops on the couch
"We need to devise a plan of obtainment where we can convince my father" I smile at him
"No" he states "he'll never go for it plus your dad scares me when he's mad."
"Please!" I plead as I sit down next to him
"No"
"Please"
"No"
"pleeeaaasssse!" I say dragging it out, using my puppy eyes that I KNOW for sure he can't say no to.
Since we were little,the two things that have always gotten to him:
1. Me ignoring him. He hated when I wasn't talking to him and would proceed to do anything to get me to talk to him
2. My puppy dog eyes. He could never say no to them. Never.
"I hate you" he sighs looking away from me
They literally work every time. It's great.
"Thank you!" I yell as I jump on him to hug him
"You're insane" he laughs as he hugs me back
"I KNOW" I grin
We were both laughing too much to even noticed that my brothers and Emma walked in
"Uh what are you guys doing?" Arrex questions as he stand in the doorway with his arms crossed and eyes narrowed.
Yeah this probably didn't look like the best situation to my brothers, I was currently laying on top of Caleb, Straddling him, with my arms around his neck while his were on my waist.
"We are getting a dog!" I say quickly as I climb off of Caleb and run over to my brother , ignoring the fact that I actually did that "and you four are going to help!" I gesture to all of them "look at how cute!" I show them the picture of the
The newfie and I get a series of 'awws' and oh no's from Em and my brothers
"How the hell did she rope you into that?" Beck questions Caleb
"Puppy eyes" he sighs as I smirk at him
"Works every time" I grin
"you're evil" Em chuckles giving me a fist bump. She knew the power of the puppy eyes.
"Okay so it's plan time. Operation obtain Tiny" I grin
"You're a child" Arrex laughs "but we are so going to get this dog" he agrees
He was just as much n animal lover as I was, so I knew I'd be able to convince him.
"Y'all in?" I ask the other three as Arrex and I stand side by side
"We don't really have a choice" Ace sighs
"Let's do this" I grin as we all start to devise our plan "Beck you down for twin plan?"
"Oh so fuckin down" he grins
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