《cRaCkHeAdS | BNHA Chatfic》◇Bakugo's Birthday ◇
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As soon as you woke up, you unlocked your phone and loaded the messaging app.
You:
HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN' BIRTHDAY KATSUKI
Deku:
Kacchan's annoyed at us already
Danky:
Mina's gift to him was a "coupon" for 10 free punches to MY face.
Explodo:
...
thanks dumbass
Tape-Man:
Hajsbvska
HE SAID THANKS
Kiri:
HES LEARNING
IM SO PROUD OF YOU BRO
You:
You're so welcome, special bitch boi
Explodo:
The fuck did you just call me?
You:
How many of y'all are free to do a video chat in like 10 minutes?
Deku:
Technically, all of us.
Don't know how many of us will join tho.
You:
gOoD
We're celebrating blasty hoe's birthday like a (long distance) family, dAmMIT
Danky:
yES
I have a 420 movie we can watch
Y/N I'll face the camera toward the TV
Tape-Man:
The hell did you buy, now?
Danky:
The entire Evil Bong series....
You:
Ya had me at 420.
Danky:
Blaze it.
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