《Darkest Hero》Sports festival part 1
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Izuku yawned tiredly as he one more made his way down to the common room for breakfast, Charlie, having stayed up late catching up on paperwork was half asleep and clinging to Momo's back like a koala. Ibara for once hadn't already rushed off and had joined everyone for breakfast while Vaggie was sitting in the corner sipping at a mug of black coffee topped with shaved chocolate.
Bakugo and Mina were the only two not present for breakfast that morning. Bakugo because he got up crazy early to use the gym before it got busy and Mina was because she had left the night before with Kirishima to meet up with their parents. Naturally however Iida was still pressuring everybody to eat quickly so they could get to class early.
"Do you think he knows what time it is?" Ochako yawned softly as she made her toast for the morning.
"Doubt it." Shoji uttered softly.
"We have less than fourty two minutes now before class starts we must hurry at once!" The teen ordered with robotic hand motions.
"Next chance I get I'm swapping his coffee with decaf." Vaggie growled as she flatly glared at the teen in question.
"He doesn't drink it." Izuku replied. "All I've seen him drink is Orange Juice and water."
"Fine, we'll add coffee to his juice." Vaggie growled.
"Please be respectful." Ibara chimed in as she pulled a plate of a red meat that was oozing an orange liquid from the fridge.
"That is clearly spoiled meat and as such should be disposed of!" Iida snapped at Ibara.
"No." The girl all but growled back. "It's not normal meat and locust happens to taste better than pork or human."
"B-bu and WHAT?!" Iida shrieked in horror.
"When I first got back I wasn't in my right mind and ate some murderer." Ibara explained. "Let me tell you, human meat is disgusting, like imagine bacon left to age in sweat for a week."
"How can you call yourself a hero?!" Iida shot back.
"Please let's not argue." Charlie spoke up softly while still eyeing the drink Momo was making for her. "Unwilling summoning has a negative impact of demon impulse control and psyche, it's why so many old stories tell of demons going on rampages."
"Still, gross that she'd eat someone." Sero chimed in.
"Unless it was to swallow sausage." Toru giggled.
"THAT IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE!" Iida shouted, you could practically see the steam shooting out of his ears as he did his usual arm chopping motions.
"Here, I hope you like it. It's my first time after all." Momo smiled politely as she handed Charlie the cup of hot chocolate, both girls somehow unaware of the innuendo.
"It's okay, practice makes perfect." Charlie grinned before taking a sip and gagging.
"It's alright if you don't like it." Momo quickly uttered before muttering to herself "I knew I shouldn't of added six cups of nutmeg."
"Momo, darling?" Charlie gave a pained smile. "You're from cooking."
"That is... Understandable." Momo chuckled nervously as she sat down at the table with a blush.
"Onii-chan, can I come with you today?" Eri's voice rang from the stairs as everyone turned to see the still half asleep girl rubbing her eye as she wondered into the room, Inko behind him with a grumbling Toga slung over her shoulder.
"U-um sorry Eri. I don't think my teacher would say yes." Izuku explained with a slight stutter.
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"Okay." Eri uttered as she plopped down at the table and yawned softly.
"You and miss grumpy here sit down, I'll make you some cereal." Inko smiled as she deposited Toga into the chair revealing the girl was awake but not exactly happy about it.
"You didn't even let me share the bed." Toga pouted sadly at Izuku and Charlie. "Just because I'm not first doesn't mean I don't deserve snuggles too."
"You had SEX?!" Iida screamed in horror.
"Oniichan?" Eri asked uncertainly making everyone freeze in horror, especially poor Iida who looked to be on the verge of a heart attack. Inko however merely continued to sort out the small girl's breakfast. "Did you and charlie san have adult naked wrestling?"
"No!" Both Izuku and Charlie squeaked in shock, both also blushing heavily from the idea too.
"Okay." Eri shrugged as she kicked her legs back and forth. "I saw Mr Chrono and Overhaul naked wrestle once and they got mad at me but when I saw okaasan and Mr Alister wrestle they were laughing."
"Oh dear." Inko squeaked, her face bright red. "Eri dear that is for grown ups only sweety and you forget about that until you're 18, ok?
"Okay but I want a apple!" Eri declared while drooling at the thought of one of her favourite foods.
"Its a deal." Inko chuckled nervously as the Nomu wondered into the room.
Those who had the misfortune of fighting it tensed in nervous anticipation for the creature to strike only to be dumbstruck as it sat down on the floor next to Eri, its head resting on the table next to her.
"And an apple for Mr Squishy too!" Eri smiled brightly.
"O-of course." Inko chuckled lightly. "Let's let them continue getting ready shall we sweety? Then we have writing lessons today."
"Yay! Book time!" Eri called excitedly. The Nomu not knowing any better raised its own arms and let out a droll groan.
"Yay... Books." Toga groaned sarcastically, slamming her head into the table.
[Later, 1A homeroom]
"So, who do you think will be our teacher today?" Ochako asked aloud as she took her seat by the back of the class.
"Maybe present Mic?" Jirou responded as she gave her girlfriend a smile.
"Doesn't he teach 1C though?" Sero replied in thought.
"Yeah, he teaches general studies!" Toru spoke up.
"Maybe it's all Might?" Shoto asked softly.
"Nah, he wasn't really a good teach, more a supervisor than anything." Mei shrugged it off as she tinkered with a small device she had fished out of her pocket.
"Don't blow us up." Shinso deadpanned at the pink haired maniac.
"That's his job." Mina scoffed absently as she jabbed her thumb at Bakugo who was already seated and growling at everyone.
"" Bakugo screamed at Mei, his hands crackling with explosions.
"" Ochako shouted back.
"Three for three!" Mei sang smugly before ditching a small chunk of metal from her pocket at the blonde, knocking him out.
"Hatsume, keep this up and you'll get extra credit in rescue." A firmiliar voice droned.
"Aizawa sensei, you should be resting!" Iida shouted in worry, his hand chopping the air. Indeed the teacher was covered from his armpits to his belt in bandages giving the impression of a tube top.
"I'm fine Iida." Aizawa replied bluntly.
"Uh, why did hitting Bakugo count towards rescue Kero?" Tsuyu asked as she held a finger to her mouth.
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"She was saving him from his own stupidity." Aizawa smirked earning a few chuckles from those in the back of the class.
"Even still you took a pounding from Mr Squishy sensei." Charlie spoke up in concern. "Surely recovery girl ordered you to rest."
"And I'm well enough to walk so I'm well enough to teach." Aizawa replied. "We were able to review the tapes from the mirror of the USJ in hell thanks in part to Midoriya's mother, for the most part you all did good considering the circumstances. That said, it's not yet over."
Those words seemed to have one of two effects on the class. The first being to panic and look about the room frantically for any sign of villains or cenobites, particularly from Tsuyu who's prey based instincts from her frog quirk put her mind into a hyper alert state of worry. The second reaction was to become aggressively defensive as shown by Momo who's quirk produced a number of blades and spiked weaponry from her arms, each piece dropping to the floor either side of her with a heavy thud each.
"You've got the sports festival coming up and you have to pick your class president." Aizawa finished with an eat shit grin.
"THATS JUST NORMAL CLASS ACTIVITIES!" Everyone shouted at the tired teacher right as Azazel walked into the room making said angel jump in fright.
"Eep!" Azazel squeaked as she fumbled with a stack of papers.
"To save time arguing you're voting and no voting for yourselves." Aizawa droned as he climbed into his sleeping bag.
"Everyone please put your vote on the paper and hand them to me for counting when you're done." Azazel smiled shakily as she started to walk around handing everyone a piece of paper each.
"Someone wake Bakugo." Aizawa ordered bluntly, now safely contained within his sleeping bag.
"Not it!" Most of the class called as one.
"Not-... Damnit." Mina groaned as she stood up and walked over to Bakugo. "Yaoyorozu, can I have a plastic cup?"
"Uh, sure?" Momo replied as she created and handed a cup to Mina. "Why though?"
"You'll see." Mina chuckled as a liquid poured from her hand into the cup.
"That better not be acid Ashido." Aizawa growled.
"Nope, just salt water." Mina grinned evilly.
"Carry on." Aizawa yawned as he rolled back over.
"Ruler and string please." The pink skinned demon grinned mischievously. Reiko smiled softly as she handed the pinkette a ruler and with a sigh Momo made her a spool of string. Soon the entire class was laughing softly as Mina had managed to Ballance the cup above bakugo's head using the ruler and had attached the string at one end to the ruler and at the other to the door.
One slam of the door later and an enraged shout from a now drenched Bakugo and the class was ready to start their vote. Of course it was other rather quickly and tallied up by Iida since Azazel was writing out some forms and Aizawa was as per usual, napping in his sleeping bag.
"With a total of 4 votes, Yaoyorozu is our vice president and at 6 votes Midoriya is the class president." Iida announced formally, internally crying over the fact he hadn't received more than 1 vote.
"WHO VOTED FOR THOSE SHITTY EXTRAS?!" Bakugo screamed as he slammed his palms into the desk.
"BAKUGO! Quiet or you have detention." Aizawa growled as he stood up. "Iida back to your seat please."
"Of course sensei!" Iida shouted with a bow before stiffly walking back to his seat.
"Now that is out of the way you all have three weeks before the sports festival, I want you all to use your time wisely. Should you preform badly enough at the festival not only will you not have as good of a selection for internships but you may even find yourselves out of the hero program. Do I make myself clear?" Aizawa called.
"Yes sensei!" Most of the class called back in fear. Nobody wanted to loose out on their spot for heroics.
"Alright, you have economics next with Ms Joke, don't bother me until 5th period brats or you won't have the sports festival to worry about." Aizawa threatened before retreating back to his sleeping bag just as the bell rang.
The class quickly gathered their stuff and went to leave the classroom only to find their way blocked by students from various classes.
"Uh is something wrong?" Ochako asked softly.
"MOVE IT EXTRAS!" Bakugo shouted as he shoved his way through the group.
"My word! Such rudeness as to be expected from 1A!" Neito laughed aloud, a smug grin on his face as he posed much like a professional singer.
"Sorry about him." Ibara smiled politely before wrapping the idiot up in vines and dragging him off.
"Why did I feel the need to slap him upside the head?" Kendo asked nobody in particular.
"I felt it to honestly." A silver haired teen stated. "Anyway I'm Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu from 1B if you remember! You guys are so manly! Us from 1B are declaring war on your class!"
"Ah jeeze." Charlie sighed. "We're not here to fight."
"And why not? The blonde guys were pretty arrogant, it seems like everyone in the hero classes are like that." A short girl with white hair and shark fins grinned revealing sharp teeth.
"Shush." A tall blonde girl interrupted the shorter one. "I'm sorry about Gura-san she's overly excitable but alas us from 1C general studies declare war upon you aswell!"
"Watson! I wanted to say it!" The short shark like girl whined with a pout.
"Hey don't forget about 1D!" A kid with a watermelon for a head called.
"Or 1E!" A girl with cat ears shouted aswell.
"Yeah you hero's better watch out cus we're coming for your spots!" Gura declared with a large grin and hand on her hips.
"That's enough being dramatic." Watson chidded the small girl, picking her up by the scruff of her shirt. "We have history with Kayama sensei next and I don't want to be late."
"Yeah cus you stare at her opai." The short girl declared boldly. Watson merely blushed and with a burst of lightning as rushing down the hall with the shrieking girl in her grip.
"The whole school is out to get us." Izuku gulped loudly, his shoulder shaking with worry.
"Tch." Shoto risked as he walked out, nudging people aside as he went. Internally however he made himself a vow. 'I'll win this festival without my father's quirk and I won't let anybody stop me.'
End.
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