Eri hummed happily to herself as she waddled down the hallway of the 1A dorms, a bulging backpack on her shoulders as she made her way to her brother's room. The sound of her shoes squeaked slightly as she slunk along. The sound of a clearing throat made the short girl jump and fright before trying to turn around only to topple over. Laying at the end of the hallway was Aizawa in his usual yellow sleeping bag.

"What are you doing?" The hobo hero stated bluntly.

"Oniichan is in his room with his friends and I want to help decorate it!" Eri pouted with a small frown. "I was going to give them cute things."

"Tell you what." Aizawa sighed. "I'll help just to make sure you don't destroy everything."

"Yay! Sleepy man is so nice!" Eri cheered from her spot laying on her back.

"Get up." Aizawa sighed.

"I'm stuck." Eri smiled proudly.

"Problem children...all Midoriyas are problem children." Aizawa sobbed softly as the sounds of Toga cackling filled his ears.

[In the kitchen]

"BOW BEFORE MY MAGNIFICENCE!" the blonde cackled loudly as she crouched down on all fours atop the fridge. "I DEMAND RULERS AND TUNA!"

"What the fuck mei?" Shinsou deadpanned at the mad inventor. At her feet was a ruined device which caused this mess. Sitting on the floor next to her Shoto was trying to fix the device.

"So the mental link to understand animals completely backfired. I don't see much of a issue and I can fix it." Mei in Shoto's body shrugged.

"Half the class is in the wrong bodies." The currently pink haired teen sighed. "And hurry, your eyes are giving me a headache."

"" Bakugo in Goose's body shouted at his own body which was slapping itself.

"No! You'll feel this in the morning bastard!" Ochako's voice rebutted from the blonde's body. "Maybe I'll stay up late too!"

"" Bakugo shouted in anger, his fur standing up on end.

"Not gonna lie, me likey." Sero's voice announced from thin air.

"To my room!" Toru, currently in Sero's body declared with a large grin as they bolted to the dorm rooms.

"Can I stab shit? Or get mochi, why do I want moch? Can we get mochi and stab shit?" Toga, currenlty in Ochako's body asked having floated up to the roof and not knowing how to get down. Across from her also stuck floating against the ceiling was Kyoka who had managed to escape the blast only for a hug happy Toga to send them both floating upwards.

"Hey! Stop taking photos!" Shinso shouted at his body which was currently occupied by Shoto.

"What? You're hot." Shoto replied bluntly having taken several photos down his shirt.

"Atleast have decency." Shinso sighed as he slouched forwards.

"You know what? This is fine." Inko who was currently occupying Miss Joke's body smiled while preparing some food at the table. The love heart shaped box of chocolates Miss Joke brought with her sitting off to the side.

"The fuck am I seeing?!" Miss joke who was in Inko's body shrieked as she waved her hand Infront of her face.

"You're seeing how the universe is to a god my dear, enjoying it?" Inko smiled.

"This shit is trippier than the time I got high on lunchables in college." The clown hero uttered in shock, still waving her hand before her face. "Why is the cat a ball of tentacles and mouths?"

"Don't worry about it dear, goose is mostly harmless." Inko chuckled softly as she continued to cut up pork for dinner.

"WHERE IS MY RULERS AND TUNA?! I DEMAND PATS!" Goose who was in Toga's body demanded.

"Shut it!" Shinso shouted as he ditched a random item from the bench at the cat in a girl's body, the item in question? A cucumber.

"!!!!!" Goose shrieked in fright, falling off the fridge in the process before sprinting under the table to hide. ""

"Well that's just rude." Toga pouted as she crossed her arms.

"I didn't even know that would work." Shinso blinked in confusion.

"Yeah yeah yeah." Mei waved him off. "Almost done then I need my eyes back to make more delicate parts of babies."

"She never learns does she?" Inko chuckled.

"Nope." Miss joke stated absently before her eyes went wide. "Holy shit I can taste purple!"

"Done!" Mei chirped before a shockwave of magenta light rocked the room. Shoto blinked in confusion as to why he was holding some weird gizmo.

"I'll take that." Mei smiled happily now back in her own body.

"" Bakugo shrieked in pain, clutching at his jaw. ""

"Nice." Kyoka smirked at her girlfriend.

"I try." Ochako grinned back.

"OH FUCK IT'S BIG I-IT OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!" Sero shouted in falsetto from the dorms.

"I'll... I'll just pretend we didn't hear that." Shinso uttered looking a bit ill at what he just heard.

"Damn she must be good." Mei grinned. "Wonder if I can make a baby to replicate that. It'd sell like hotcakes!"

"Mei no." Shinso sighed.

"Mei !" the pink haired girl rebutted with a manic grin.

"Urk." Miss joke groaned before making a dash for the trash can before vomiting.

"Guess the trip is over." Inko hummed to herself, now back in her propper body. "It was rather novel being mortal with no idea of what reality is really like again."

"Stabby!" Toga cried out before a thump was heard under the table quickly followed by her yelp.

"No stabbing my legs dear, you'll stain my good shoes." Inko replied patiently.

"Okay." Toga groaned as she crawled out from under the table. "I'm gonna see what izu baby is up to."

"Have fun and don't use protection!" Inko called at the retreating girl. This prompted those present to look at her in shock. "What? I want more grandbabies and I sure as shit know Angelique won't be giving me some anytime soon."

"I wish my parents were like that." Miss Joke grinned slyly. "Oh just imagine a mini aizawa and mini me running around."

"Not happening joke!" Aizawa shouted from the dorms above.

"We still on for our date?!" Miss joke called.

"" Aizawa shouted in shock.

"Great see you tomorrow night!" Miss Joke called happily.

"Sensei has got to stop falling for that." Kyoka sighed with a shake of her head.

"Heh the same way the old hag scored dad." Bakugo scoffed.

"Oh my gosh I forgot to tell mit-chan!" Inko panicked with wide eyes, quickly finishing chopping a carrot which she tossed in a pot. "Todoroki you're in charge of dinner! I have to go see your mum!"

"" Bakugo shouted as he quickly sat in the spot Inko vacated. "Idiot can't even cut spring onions properly!"

[Elsewhere]

Masura Bakugo shuddered briefly, his head scanning around for a open window in confusion from his spot on the couch.

"You ok hun?" Mitsuki asked in concern.

"I don't know, I just got a feeling of impending doom like the kind Midoriya used to cause when I screwed up." The brown haired man blinked in confusion.

"Oh Inko's such a sweetheart, she probably ended up in heaven otherwise Izuku would of told us when we visited." Mitsuki waved it off. "...unlike our brat, if we died he'd probably dance on our graves and drink my good scotch."

"Yes dear." Masura sighed with a sweatdrop.

Shoved off in a draw in the spare room's desk a single letter, it's writing etched in gold, forgotten for weeks began to twitch, it's letters rearranging themselves. The words changed from "we have such sights to show you" to the new phrase "Folly of god forgotten, a demon soul is devoured."