Darkest Hero

Hello and welcome to yet another chapter of darkest Hero, I honestly haven't expected this series to go this long, normally I burn out or write into a corner by chapter 16 or so at the latest, not sure how long this will go before burn out occurs but I hope to atleast get to the MLA section or later before this occurs.

there is now also a TV tropes page for this series, little inaccurate in some parts (Mina and Kirishima are not half siblings just close friends being one of them) but otherwise it's good, not too sure which chapters it covers upto latest I think is right before they arrive in pentagram city but thanks to whoever made the overview of this series!

Onto the Q and A, Pull the lever kronk!...

WRONG LEVERRRRRRRR!!!!

Why do we even have that lever?

Q: did Shigi get brained or is he just stupid?

A: yes.

Q: did Monomo seriously just try that again? Didn't he learn from last time?

A: Nope, he didn't learn not to antagonise 1A in cannon and he surely won't learn here.

Q: can we give Monoma a chainsaw to the balls?

A: no, maybe Mineta can receive this but no the monomoron will get a different PUNishment. It'll be a Hell of a revenge by a rather IMPishly raised individual.

Q: how the fuck Bakugo get launched but everyone else stepped out?

A: Bakugo isn't liked, even by portals.

Q: is Uraraka's family believers in Shinto religion? Is that why they're strict on her dating options?

A: No it isn't shinto but religion is the reason for their older views of dating.

Chapter 46: Class meeting

As the students made their way to the 1A dorms it quickly became apparent that there was distrust against them from certain members of 1B, notably a certain copy quirk barer who was trying to not so subtly imply that 1A were all Satan worshippers who were trying to further corrupt Ibara. Said vine haired demoness was seriously considering just tying his idiot ass to a flag pole in just his underwear given she seriously didn't want to know how he tasted.

"Finally!" Mina groaned loudly as they made their way into the 1A common room. "I haven't had TV in 24 hours!"

"Seriously? That's what you're worried about right now?" Ochako asked curiously.

"Fuck off pink bitch!" Bakugo snapped as he shoved past her and trudged up the stairs.

"" Ochako and Mina snapped at the same time.

"Clearly they must be the three demons in this class if they are so crude and violent!" Monoma declared loudly. Shinso facepalmed at this while Kendo had the sudden urge to karate chop the loud idiot across the back of his head for some reason.

"First off, fuck you." Mina huffed. "Secondly I'm a Cambion you half whit."

"Shots fired! Shots fired!" Kirishima cackled loudly, slapping his knees as he did so.

"Hahaha!" Sero wheezed as he tried not to fall over, Toru having to grab his shirt to stop him toppling over.

"Can't we just get along? Surely there's no need to fight between our classes? We're all here to be heroes after all!" Charlie grinned as she tried to keep the peace.

"She must be an angel to be that cheerful shroom." A brunette girl with mushroom shaped hair stated bluntly.

"That's what I though Kero." Tsu chuckled lightly, bemused glance at Charlie was all the frog girl needed to confirm the blonde wasn't quite sure how to react to that.

"So, I'll just say it." Jirou sighed loudly. "My class knows already but I'm a minor goddess, admittedly no more powerful than a demigod though."

"Don't sell yourself short babe!" Ochako blushed as she tried to support the girl.

"Yeah, you're gonna be the best when it comes to music!" Kira called. "Then you can buy me all the beesechurgers!"

"No. I refuse to allow you such a horrid mockery of food." Tokoyami huffed at dark shadow. Reiko merely grinned softly at her boyfriend and girlfriend's bickering as she stayed behind them, no need to make herself the center of attention after all.

"So, just gonna point out, 1; I don't give a fuck about species." Setsuna grinned in amusement.

"Language! This is a school setting and such vulgar language is unacceptable!" Iida shouted, his arms waving in a chopping motion.

"2; I say I ship it." Setsuna grinned with a faint blush and nose bleed as she gave a thumbs up at ochako and Jirou.

"Tokage I approve, come to my office later for shipping notes!" Nezu's voice cackled over the intercom.

"Meshugeneh rat." Ochako huffed as she glared up at the speakers.

"Rat Satan has spoken." Tetsutetsu chuckled to himself.

"Okay one, no." Charlie pouted. "Two, that is highly offensive."

It was at this time that the resident hellhound made her way down the stairs and into the common area, bags under her eyes and looking like she didn't sleep.

"Green, Princess hi. Too tired." Loona yawned before collapsing face first into the couch where she passed out snoring softly.

"How long was she even up for?" Momo asked in concern as she used her quirk to make the hellhound a blanket to keep her warm.

"Since you all left for the USJ." Ibara admitted. "If you excuse me, since I no longer have a need to hide it I'm going to grab a snack."

"Brush your teeth afterwards!" Vaggie called from the kitchen of the dorms next to the common area. "I don't want to hear you whining about a tooth ache again because you had chitin between your teeth!"

"I will!" Ibara shot back as she made her ways up the stairs.

"So uh hi, I'm Charlie Magne, princess of hell." Charlie smiled politely. "My goal is to redeem and rehabilitate sinners so hell isn't as crowded."

"Back! Back foul demon!" Monomo shouted as he grabbed and ripped a small shinto pendant from a necklace which had been hanging from the neck of Awase.

"The symbols of worship thing doesn't work you know." Ochako stated with a raised eyebrow, her fingers tracing something under her clothes.

"Yeah, that is just a myth." Charlie smiled apologetically as she poked the pendant. "Even a holy Cross will at most feel like plunging you hand into a fresh bowl of soup in terms of heat."

"Just what the fuck is going on now Monoma?" Vlad king groaned as he walked in on the scene before him, aizawa having ran off to hide from Miss Joke. Inko, Eri and Toga were visible behind the blood themed hero and Eri was already looking around the room in awe and wonder, her eyes sparkling with joy.

"She's the anti-christ!" Monoma shouted, jabbing a finger in Charlie's direction.

"Am not." Charlie pouted. "That was long before I was born, caine it was long before humans even had quirks."

"Wait, so the apocalypse already occured?" Shishida asked as he adjusted his glasses.

"What? No." Charlie frowned softly. "He ended up getting into acting, went by the name Danny DeVito, he runs a comedy club down in hell now."

"Well. I'm going to hell." Setsuna deadpanned as her head detached and did a 360. "Atleast I can do the head spin easily enough."

"First off, I think I've only seen one person in hell do that and she is a right... Not nice person." Izuku pointed out, censoring himself Infront of Eri.

"He's not wrong. I doubt many like Killjoy." Vaggie huffed with a roll of her eyes. "Hey, Charles, can I have some help? Pancakes are almost done."

"Coming!" Charlie called as she rushed into the kitchen to help get all the food.

"Oniichan, what's that?" Eri asked as she pointed at a cat clock hanging from the wall. "Can I have it for cute club?"

"It's a clock and no sorry, it belongs to our homeroom teacher." Izuku explained patiently. The small girl nodded in understanding.

"So precious." Tetsutetsu uttered softly. "Not manly to cry!"

"Sure." Momo gave a strained smile as Charlie and Vaggie carried in a large tray covered in pancakes. "Do we even need that many?"

"Nezu planned ahead." Vaggie shrugged. "Both 1A and 1B have no classes until Tuesday and I have nothing either."

It was at this moment goose wondered into the room, took one look at the pancakes and jumped. 1A who was use to the cat's antics barely reacted when several long tongues shot out of its mouth to steal half a dozen pancakes before it even hit the floor. 1B and Vlad however looked horrified.

"Fluffy kitty!" Eri squealed with joy as she briskly walked over to goose and sat down next to him. "So fluff." She awed as she patted the cat.

"Good to see goose is making Eri happy." Inko smiled softly as she pushed past the stunned Vlad.

"How did it even do that?" Toga asked in confusion.

"Goose has a quirk." Izuku explained. "He not only has the tongues but he seems to store anything he has eaten for future coughing up if needed."

"Much cute vagina!" A blonde girl with horns cooed. This caused everyone to do a spit take and make Iida faint in shock. Thankfully Eri wasn't paying attention to what was said, being too focused on the cat before her.

"Pony the correct word is Kitty or cat." Vlad groaned. "Stop listening to Monoma for advice."

"Ah, what I say then?" Pony asked in confusion.

"." Inko stated simply in English. Pony's face erupted into a bright red blush as she covered her face in embarrassment. "It's quite ok. I did have similar problems myself learning English given my first language rock and male genetalia were interchangeable depending on context."

"Gah! Mum!" Izuku shouted in shock, his skull erupting into a raging inferno from embarrassment.

"Can we stop this and just eat already?" Mina asked aloud. "I've been stopping myself from just eating it all and you guys take forever!"

"Meh sure. Why not." Setsuna grinned as her arms detached and started bringing over disposable plates.

"If anything I'm kind of shocked Mina still has any room." Toru admitted. "I mean the food at Charlie's hotel was more than enough for me."

"Some people are just naturally hungry." Momo shrugged as she took a plate and went to the pile of pancakes that had been sat on the table. "One upside to my quirk is I can eat a lot and not get fat."

"Fuck you." Toga pouted as she looked down at her figure, while not fat she was a little more padded than she would of liked to be.

"It's alright dear, while you can loose weight easier as a cenobite than as a human you still look beautiful regardless." Inko explained as she patted Toga on the shoulder. "The only reason butterball is as large as he is would be the fact he eats a whole pig each day."

"Jealous." Kirishima groaned, imagining being able to eat a lot and never get fat, he would honestly just use it as an excuse to eat as many spicy pork ramen as he could get ahold of.

"You want some?" Momo asked as she turned to face Vlad and Inko.

"No I'm quite alright." Inko waved her off with a smile. "I should probably go speak with Nezu soon anyway. Would you all be willing to keep an eye on Eri?"

"Uh sure mum." Izuku replied as he watched Eri proceed to hug goose. The cat purred loudly and spat out a yoyo of all things. "Goose seems to like her."

"Oh please goose is a big softy." Inko chuckled as goose rolled onto his back.

"When he isn't coughing up tires and destroying shelves." Kendo stated bluntly.

"True." Inko chuckled. "Okay I'm off, Eri behave for you brother, Toga ask before stabbing anything."

"Fine." Toga sighed with a pout as Inko left the dorms.

"You know what? I refuse to sit with bastard demons!" Monomo spat.

"Hey! My parents are happily married!" Charlie spat.

"Oniichan, what does bastard mean?" Eri asked looking confused.

The eyes of those present went wide as they turned and glared at the blonde who used such words Infront of Eri.

"He is so dead." Toru snorted dismissively.

"Oh jeez." Vlad groaned as he pinched his nose. "Monomo go back to your room and stay there until lunch. You've got detention for the next week."

"What?! Why? They're just 1A trash and some blonde bitch." Monomo scoffed as he gestured dismissively at Eri.

"You can leave or I can get shabby!" Toga growled as she pulled a knife from her arm and pointed it at Monomo.

"Just go! You're on very thin ice and I am sorely tempted to expel your ass!" Vlad roared as he grabbed the blonde and shoved him out of the room.

"What does bastard mean?" Eri asked in confusion again.

"It's a very bad word sweety and nobody has the right to call you that. Ok?" Mina asked softly as she crouched down next to Eri. The small girl nodded looking upset that somebody would be rude to her.

"Can we agree the moron needs to be taught a lesson?" Ibara whispered to her remaining class mates. "Like tying him to the flag pole and leaving him there in his underwear?"

"Seconded but please not in his underwear." Yui shuddered in disgust. "I heard him bragging that he only changes them once a week."

"Gross, so not manly!" Tetsutetsu gagged at the mere thought of it.

"Just keep it bellow being excessively cruel and I'll turn a blind eye. Consider this extra credit training too." Vlad remarked.

"Yes sensei!" 1B replied, most of them having large grins, not many of them liked Monomo, especially since he seemed to find joy in tormenting other classes and teaching Pony how to swear.

"But is that not harrassment?" Iida asked.

"He is always asking for 2nd year training since he is apparently so superior so we're giving it to him." Vlad explained with an eye roll. "Every week 1 person is chosen as a target and for that week they are fair game for pranks of the non cruel variety, it's designed to improve situational awareness and critical thinking, if he wants to brag, this is his price."

"I see." Iida blinked with a thoughtful expression on his face.

"Hey, can we get involved?" Mina asked. "He insulted Eri and a lot of us too."

"Sure, if anything it should humble him." Vlad chuckled softly.

[Elsewhere]

Shigiraki, dressed in a oversized grey hoodie walked through the less busy sections of the city streets as he made his way to a home Depo store, after all he did need a can of black spray paint to cover any cameras. He paused briefly and looked behind him, he was certain someone was behind him but nobody was there. With a shrug, he continued on his way.

Hiding around the corner a black hooded figure pressed against the wall, their arms bending at angles not normally seen for standard arm structure. Pinned to their black hoodie was a name badge reading "Norm Al Man."

"Glumbor didn't sign up for this." A raspy voice came from the middle of the hoodie.

"Shush, we're supposed to be human." The face spoke, a small hand making a shushing motion over their lips.

"Sorry." The raspy voice replied.

End.

Thoughts?

Ideas?

Who shall be subjected to the song?

Which song shall it be?

Anybody want to take a stab at what religion Uraraka is, somebody asked if she was shinto after all.