Darkest Hero

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Q and A time I geuss.

Q: isnt it Charlie MORNINGSTAR now?

A: yes it is but as i do NOT want to go back and edit 33 chapters worth of writing it will remain Magne for this story.

Q: is Ash Williams going to be showing up

A: the boomstick weilder cometh slowly.

Q: how much to see Killjoy have her ass kicked?

A: free of charge.

Q: explanation: differences between Izu-bean and cenobites?

A: izuku: kind, wants redemption, wants to help people, cinnamon bun, technically cannibal for eating cinnamon bun.

Cenobites: do not for the most part want redemption, happy to torture themselves and others. Most are assholes, some are litteral assholes, unsure if cannibalistic.

Q: who will die?!

A: the mini perv, Izuku, Ibara, Vaggie and a few others already have.

Q: is bakugo stupid or a glutton for pain?

A: prideful and arrogant.

Chapter 33: The Press

""An automated announcement called as students began to panic.

"Run for it!" A general studies student cried as they rushed the main doors to the cafeteria triggering a stampede of students. It was with an annoyed grunt Izuku found himself pressed against the glass allowing him to see the press surging onto the school grounds just as Uraraka was slammed into him by a larger 2nd year student who looked like he was made of trees.

"I am groot!" They called back as they tried to shove their way out the small doors.

"Hey relax everybody! Its just the press!" Izuku called only to get slammed over by a panicked student.

"DID SOMEBODY FALL?!" Someone shouted leading to more hysterical panicking amoung the students as they tried to cram through the doors.

"This is like purge day." Charlie eeped as she was knocked around like a pinball.

"Uraraka! I need you to make me float!" Izuku called as he rolled aside to avoid being stepped on before standing back up. Looking around he quickly noticed a firmilular head of black hair with pail scar covered skin. "Momo! We need a megaphone here!"

"Got it!" She called back as Ochako made Izuku float above the crowds. A technicolour flash barely went noticed admists the commotion before Momo threw the megaphone to Izuku.

"I got to get to the front, so I'll have to time this just right." Izuku muttered to himself as he aimed one hand behind him while facing the exit. A sudden short but powerful blast of fire sent him rocketing to the front of the crowd where he slammed into the wall above the door with a grunt of discomfort that usually comes with breaking your nose on a wall. ""

"Hey, he's right!" A bubbly blue haired girl with a spiral hair style called out, it was the same one who was hounded before her friend got hit by the barrier in the most painful place. "Hello reporter people!"

"Come on hun, leave the vultures alone." A tall young woman with spiked light brown hair offered a hand to the bluette. "Can't have them spoil such a pure girl as yourself with their wickedness."

"Okie dokies." The Blue haired girl grinned brightly as her friend lead them out with the rest of the chastised students.

"Uh green bean, you okay up there?" Mina asked as she wondered over with Ibara and Jirou.

"I may be stuck." Izuku gave a nervous chuckle as he hugged at the wall.

"Alright let me help." Momo smiled as she produced a basic wooden ladder and placed it next to Izuku letting him climb down.

"Thanks Momo." Izuku grinned with his eyes closed from the swelling. Yeah broken noses tend to lead to that annoyingly.

"N-no problem." Momo stuttered with a blush.

"No fair." Mina groaned softly.

"Uh, could somebody lead me out please? I kinda can't see right now sorry." Izuku bowed by to an empty wall.

"Ill do it!" Momo and Mina instantly volunteered.

"I've got him." Iida stated as he placed a hand on Izuku's shoulder. "It is my responsibility to lead him to the evacuation zone while you two get to safety."

"Its just the press." Izuku sweatdropped while Iida basically frog marched him out the doors and down the hallway with the rest of the class following.

"This can't get any worse." Shinso sighed tiredly as he absently wiped some burger sauce from his shirt, having been sent flying when he was eating his lunch.

"!" Someone screamed right before an explosion rattled the windows and the screaming started once more.

"I had to open my damned mouth." The purple haired insomniac groaned.

"Was that kaachan?!" Izuku yelped as he instinctively ducked down.

"Whoa." Vaggie uttered as she looked out the windows. "The pomeranian just attacked the press."

"And here comes sensei." Ibara uttered as Vlad King body tackled the blonde to the ground before he could attack again, eraser head and Power Loader right behind him.

"Oh damn." Jirou gasped as the smoke cleared revealing the extent of the damage Bakugo unleashed upon the press. Three were unconscious and bleeding, one who looked to be made of rocks was covered in cracks, six had been sent flying and one was outright missing a chunk of their torso. It was at this moment the press went absolutely wild, some barking a barrage of questions and demands, some running in fear while screaming and a very small few tried to help their fellow reporters.

"Such villainous behaviour, as expected as a drop-out of class 1A!" A blonde kid in a suit laughed uproariously at the scene.

"Dude, people died." Mina deadpanned.

"Which just proves why 1A is the inferior class! Come Ibara you should not hang around such trash and should be with me! The perfect hero and boyfriend material." The blonde laughed.

"Shut up Monomoron." Ibara huffed before slapping the blonde with her vines making him yelp in pain. "You aren't even a fraction of the hero or boyfriend Izu-sama is."

"They've clearly tainted your mind my dear, you were a saintly nun when we went to school and now you don't even wear your cross thingies." Monoma scoffed dismissively while trying to ignore the pain in his cheek.

"It was just a rebellious phase." Ibara scoffed before a burly sasquatch looking teen dragged Monoma away despite his protests.

"Rebellious?" Iida asked curiously. "I can hardly see a nun as being a result of rebellious nature?"

"My parents are Satanists." Ibara gave a nervous shrug, trying to avoid Charlie's gaze as she said this.

"Well that explains a few things." Vaggie muttered. Mostly how Ibara was hellbound despite by all accounts being a saint before her trip according to Tsu, who had also been to school with her.

"While I do not support such ideology I cannot judge others on what they choose to believe in despite my morals disagreeing on the provision that nobody is harmed." Iida sighed.

"Why haven't you all evacuated yet?" A skeletal blonde asked as they jogged down the hallway.

"Oh hi Yagi San." Charlie grinned cheerfully. "Did you get that teaching position?"

"Yup. I teach the 3rd years general studies now." Yagi grinned before his eyes fell on Izuku and he sweatdropped. "Uh, should I call recovery girl?"

"I'm good for now, the press should get seen to first." Izuku waved him off, while facing the completely wrong direction.

"Sure..." the man sweatdropped. "Now go on, I'm sure your teachers are wondering where you all are."

"Yes sensei!" Iida bowed before continuing to frog march Izuku towards the exit as the rest of the class followed.

"Iida slow down!" Izuku yelped nervously.

When they were outside of even Kyoka's hearing range Yagi gave a sigh of relief before continuing his jog to Nezu's office where he had been called to moments after the alarm sounded. It just happened it was quicker to cut through the cafeteria than to take the other route from where he was at the time. Upon reaching the office he heard piano music as he knocked on the door.

With a creak the door swung open revealing Nezu sitting at a small piano board while singing. "...little weird, Gonna get a little wild. I ain't from 'round here, I'm from another dimension.

It's gonna get a little weird, Gonna have a good time! I ain't from 'round here, I'm from another woo-hoo!"

"Uh sir?" Yagi coughed nervously.

"Oh, Yagi, come in, close the door, I lost track of time and heard this song somewhere ages ago, persistent little earworm isn't it?" Nezu cackled, breaking off from playing his song and singing.

"Uh right." The man coughed as he shut the door behind himself.

Nezu grinned widely as he held out his hand. "Now, about your problem, I believe I finally have a deal for you 8th."

End.

Thoughts.

Ideas?

Who should Jirou be paired with?

Anybody recognise the song and what references have been added?