Darkest Hero

Q and A segment.

Q: uh, why is blue waffles bad?

A:... NOPE. Somebody else. I just nope that situation and didn't think things through. Just DO NOT GOOGLE IT.

Q: oh God is that fazbear?! How the hell did nezu even?!

A: yes and because he is the principal of corse.

Q: Okay, who raided the Pizzaria?!

A: Nezu. How? He is the principal. Why? Who knows.

Q: Did Nezu seriously pay them in hats?

A: only on poker night.

Q: did the monomoron seriously copy the living shadow kid's quirk in a bright room?

A: yes. He be stupid.

Q: Is the spark going to play a big role?

A: somewhat, its more a side thing than anything at the moment

Chapter 31: The Press

Kyoka looked about nervously as she stood in the corner of the room. Her classmates were usually ones to keep to themselves and she knew Izuku had a few of the girls dating him and eachother, Charlie and Vaggie weren't exactly subtle about it at all. Yaoyoruzo had been in and out of their room a lot recently too. Mina was Mina and went wherever she pleased, even when Kyoka wanted to be left alone annoyingly. Girl had little regard for personal space. Seeing the assistant teacher of their class and Ibara act like fan girls was a bit odd but given the situation Kyoka could only go along with it.

"So... the supernatural is real and you're all what, angels?" Kyoka asked somewhat nervously, after all she knew the whole "be not afraid." Shit given how often it was memed in the 2160s thanks to a comedy movie. Miss Azazel was obviously an angel given her halo was clearly visible, Charlie too probably given her calling God her grandfather. The whole demonic looking thing must just mean she is fallen right?

Nezu just cackled loudly as he fell to his knees and started pounding his fist on the flood before rolling under the bed. Looking under Vaggie was surprised to see no sign of the principal.

"Uh... not exactly." Izuku muttered as he messed up his own hair and not wanting to try and see what Nezu was upto. "Only Azazel-sensei is an angel among us."

"Sus." Kira snorted softly but was ignored.

"I'm a cambion, my mum is some big shot down in hell." Mina shrugged. "Dont know who she is only that dad won her heart and if it wasn't for Michael she's be living up here with us."

"I know my brother is strict but imagine the chaos that would happen if humans knew we are real?" Azazel shuddered. "I still have flashbacks to how busy we were in the 1600s with the church being a major pain in the ass."

"I'm not even sure If I am sane anymore." Momo sighed softly as as aimed a flat glare at her hazard tape wrapped suitcase she had taken to carrying with her. "The things that killed my parents made sure they got me in the end. Now I'm one of those fucks and I can't do anything about it."

"Its not your fault Yaomomo." Izuku offered gently as he patted her shoulder softly. "You had no clue what that shit would do and you're still the same smart woman we met months ago and not a raving maniac like the cult of leviathan."

"Uh context?" Kyoka asked nervously.

"Cenobites are basically a group who worship the old one Leviathan." Izuku explained. "There are a few ways to become one. Extreme suffering and ritual torture, being born one, being cursed or suffering enough it catches the attention of Leviathan and upon your death you become a cenobite or as Momo did, you open a lament configuration." Izuku finished with a shaky breath as he wiped the tears from his eyes. "I'm not sure how I became one either the curse or the suffering in life did it for me, I was q-quirkless and people are cruel."

"What? Who hurt the cinnamon roll?! I WILL MAKE THEM PAY!" Mina demanded in anger.

"No need for violence." God placated the angry pink cambion. "Their punishment is set in due time."

"I'm human." Tokoyami stated then jabbed a thumb at his sister. "She is technically one too even though her quirk makes her my shadow."

"Birbs for da win!" Kira sang off key before turning to look at Azazel. "Know any good beeschurger places?"

"No sorry but I know a good Waffle place." Azazel apologised with a nervous smile.

"There is a good Cafe in Hosu that makes them, although I would recommend a napkin." God supplied with a slight chuckle.

"One of the few things dad can cook." Charlie hummed to herself.

"He invented them you know, he tried to make a normal cheeseburger and that was the result." God admitted with a slight chuckle.

"...you know I'm not surprised." Vaggie admitted with a deadpanned look aimed at nobody in particular. "He managed to burn cereal using milk for crying out loud."

"Charlie. I am really worried about how you grew up." Izuku admitted with a concerned tone.

"Meh, mum handled most of it." Charlie admitted with a grin asshewaved off the concerns. "Dad was terrified he would screw up raising me and was always overprotective."

" ... Uh anyway back on track, I'm a moth demon." Vaggie explained with a soft smirk. "Met Charls after I died and went to hell."

"We talk not of what sorrows ail her for we fear the spear of angels." Tokoyami shuddered.

"Damn fucking straight." Vaggie snorted in amusement. "We met Izuku a few months before the entrance exams when he committed suicide. Tokoyami somehow ended up in hell without dying and that's how we met him."

"REVELRY IN THE DARK!" Kira cackled dramatically as she threw her head back in laughter.

"Loona is a Hellhound." Charlie supplied with a chipper tone. "Since we have to share Izu-kun with her thanks to the stupidity of Killjoy we get to see her more often. Octavia will probably be pissed though."

"Who's octavia?" Izuku asked in confusion.

"She's one of the other royals down in hell." Charlie explained. "She's an owl demon who has a thing for Loona but boy is she blind to it. One year she had shown up in a shirt with a love heart surrounding their picture together from the year before and Loona throught they were just friends. !"

"How can someone be that dense?" Izuku asked.

"Really? Pot meet kettle." Vaggie deadpanned at Izuku and it was now that Kyoka took note of how Momo and Mina were stealing glances at the green haired teen when he wasn't looking.

"And I am the principal!" Nezu called as he dove out from under the dresser.

"How in caine's name did you do that?" Ibara asked the small being.

"Fuck you that's how!" Nezu cackled before he turned to Kyoka. "Miss shiozyka here is a cannibal demon, I've got connections in the underworld to get her locust meat to mix in with her pork supply."

"Bite me and I shave your head." Mina deadpanned at the vine haired former nun.

"Whoa whoa whoa, cannibalism?!" Kyoka gagged in disgust.

"Only the wild ones." Ibara tried to defend herself.

"Basically the equivilant to eating a monkey for a human." Charlie supplied. "The wild ones are bad news, they usually tend to attract the slayer and that is ."

"PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN YOU BASTARDS!"

Collectively the room blinked in shock at the sound of Bakugo's voice before rushing to see what was happening asides Nezu who dove back into the vents and God who merely vanished without a trace. Thundering down the stairs the group came to a halt at the amusing sight of the blonde bomber bundled up in a sheet being held up by Ochako in a parody of Simba being held by Rafiki. Off to the side a smirking Aizawa was filming the entire event on his cellphone camera. Goose was purring contently on Aizawa's lap, curled up into a small ball of fluff, a half eaten ruler sticking out of his mouth.

"PUT ME FUCKING DOWN!" Bakugo snarled as he thrashed about.

"Nope." Ochako smirked, popping the P. "Youre supposed to be in the general studies dorm now the hero dorms remember?"

"FUCK YOU BITCH! IM THE ONLY FUCKER HERE WITH HERO POTENTIAL NOW LET ME DOWN SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Bakugo shouted in anger, trashing more than before.

"Does he think we are stupid?" Mei deadpanned.

"Do you think he even thinks?" Todoroki rebutted.

"Good point." Mei shrugged before tossing the remote, nailing the blonde in the head and knocking him out.

"Sweet, you're two for two." Hitoshi yawned drawing attention to the purple haired teen who was bundled up in a dark blue sleeping bag.

"We sure he isn't related to Aizawa sensei?" Mina whispered loudly.

"Pretty sure he's a secret love child." Todoroki replied bluntly.

"Okay, fun's over. Get him to the general studies dorms and ask Hizashi to lock him in his room would you Uraraka?" Aizawa asked as he finished recording the scene and made a mental note to give Todoroki extra homework for his annoying suggestion. "The rest of you get to bed or you're expelled."

[The next morning]

Izuku could only sweatdrop as he made his way to the main campus from the dorms, his girlfriends, Tokoyami, Mina, Momo and Kyoka by his sides and behind him. Just beyond the gates he could see a crowd of reporters harassing the students who lived off campus as they tried to get to school. One reporter didn't take no for an answer and tried to follow in a trio of older students, one blonde buff teen with a simple face, a skinny black haired teen and a busty girl with blue spiralling hair, into the school grounds. A loud Claxton sounded as a foot thick cement barrier sprung up separating the media from the school but a collective wince of phantom pain went through all males present. The skinny dark haired teen was hit between the legs as the barrier shot up leaving the agony filled teen teetering atop the 10 foot tall barrier as they sat rigidly still from the pain.

A ear splitting scream of pain filled the air before they bonelessly slumped forwards and landed inside the school campus, his two friends rushing over to help him.

"Such cruel pain." Tokoyami shuddered fearfully. "Life is but a dark mistress."

"I don't even have the same equipment and that just hurts to look at." Charlie winced in sympathy.

"Come on, before Aizawa makes us do that as endurance training or something." Mina shuddered fearfully.

"Oh shit." Vaggie called as she started to deviate from the path the others were on. "You guys hurry, I can't have my boyfriend's equipment getting crushed by that slavedriver of a teacher and I have to get to my own classes so I'll see you all at lunch!"

"Seeya Vaggie!" Charlie waved energetically.

"See you later Vaggie!" Izuku called with a grin.

"Why can't he look at me like that?" Momo sighed softly to herself, unheard by anyone but Kyoka, not knowing that Mina was having the same dilemma.

"Okay, move it along, move along!" Loona shouted at the laundering students as the trio tried to get to the nurse's office. A bandage was wrapped around her left palm and her uniform was a mess but otherwise she was in one piece asides her messed up fur.

"Wonder what happened to her?" Charlie asked softly.

"Late night plus the media probably." Izuku shrugged as they continued on their way. Passing a barricaded door labled Storage 5 which had claw marks along the edges, a single black and red eye dancing with static peaking out at them through the keyhole went unnoticed as they passed.

Arriving at the class they noticed Iida growling at the graphiti that had changed from the day before. Now it read pnqop jk kja xehh eo dana.

"Weird." Mina snorted to herself as they entered the classroom where Kendo and Reiko were looking through a notebook and trying to decifer something in another book they had open on the desk next to them.

"Alright everyone be seated Sensei will be here soon!" Iida ordered as he made chopping motions with his hands.

"You're the only one still standing Iida." Izuku pointed out to the now flustered teen who stiffly walked to his own desk and sat down moments before Aizawa walked into the room.

"Good you're learning." Aizawa snorted as he lazily looked around the room. "Today we'll be making what is probably one of the most important choices as career heroes. Sadly I sucked at this and have been deemed untrustworthy in the matter by the principal so here is your teacher for the session, wake me and you're all expelled."

With a that said and a final glare at the room aizawa slipped into a sleeping bag and fell over with a loud thud before rolling under his desk to sleep just as Midnight saunted into the room.

"Hello my adorable heroes in training!" She cooed with a large smirk and slap of her whip across the ground which earned an annoyed grunt from Aizawa. "Today we're picking your hero names!"

End.

Pairing for Kyoka?

Thoughts?

Ideas?

Anybody want to attempt the graphiti's code again? Hint, its not the same code as last time.