Darkest Hero

So, 30 chapters now and some people are out for my Blood for it not being at the USJ yet, frankly the USJ incident will be really soon so please stop asking. I will clarify a few things since some people have asked what species things are so here we go.

Izuku, Momo, Eri, Toga: Cenobite

Nezu: ???

Charlie, Vaggie, Ibara: Demons

Loona: hellhound.

Azazel: Angel

Mina: cambion

Inko: God/great old one

Q and A area

Q: Kyoka is Charlie's cousin?!

A: no.

Q: Was that a reference to Supernatural?

A: yes there was a lot. Death preferring Pizza, their appearance, Sam and Dean, Gabriel pretending to be Loki and finally how Kyoka's new wings are manifested.

Q: Sam and Dean gonna try to exorcise them?

A: probably, they did try to exorcise angels a few times because I am 90% sure between them they share 1 braincell not used for hunting and I'm pretty sure Dean has it most of the time.

Q: Kyoka is an angel?!

A: technically no.

Q: Can Mei knocking out Bakugo become a regular gag?

A: sure I geuss.

Q: Is the spark Jirou got All For One or one for all?

A: no it isn't. It is as stated a spark of divinity that the biblical God lost during the assassination that sparked ww1.

Chapter 30: Grandpa

Kyoka awoke with a pained groan, a dry mouth, vertigo and a weight on her back. Bleerily she cracked her eyes open and glared flatly at a plain white roof, her view was limited to just beyond the bed due to pale teal colored plastic curtains which surrounded her. To her left was a simple hospital night stand with a box of chocolates, a few get well cards and even a brand new toilet seat. She couldn't help but roll her eyes at that one, Kendo, who she was across the hall from, happened to like the Harry Potter series so of corse she would send a toilet seat like the iconic pranksters from the books.

Looking around further she caught sight of a medical chart that was hanging from a clip on the wall. Her name, age and other details were on it along with a notice for dangerous appendages being present on her. She rolled her eyes at that with a soft snort. Sure her earjacks could potentially take out an eye or burst an eardrum but the reach on them was really short, only just past arm length for her. She jolted slightly at the sound of clacking heals on vinyl tiles suddenly was audible before the sound of curtains being closed was heard and more footsteps, this time stopping right infront of her bed.

The curtains were pulled back revealing a very exhausted looking recovery girl who had a cup of coffee in her hands. The elderly hero blinked once, twice before she just shrugged and walked closer to the bed.

"How are you feeling dear?" Recovery girl asked with a soft smile as she checked over the chart, ticking off some things on the second page and writing a few things down aswell.

"Tired, dizzy and I need a drink." Kyoka admitted as recovery girl nodded. "Is Ochako and Midoriya alright?"

"They're both fine, Miss Uraraka only had mild bruising to her arm and some shrapnel in one finger, Midoriya was fine once his ribs were fixed." Recovery girl replied before putting the chart back on the wall and turning to walk back only to hit a grey wing that wasn't there a second before. "Stop flaring your essence would you?" She grunted as she felt around the wing and slowly edged around it, unable to see the apendage in question.

"What the hell." Kyoka gaped in shock, flinching whenever she felt recovery girl touching the wing, it just felt wrong somehow.

"I believe I can be of assistance here." A posh voice chortled from her right. Snapping her head around in fright at the sudden sound when she didn't hear them approaching was startling for Kyoka. Standing there in his usual atire was the principal along with....how the hell is Morgan Freeman still alive?!

"Okay, how is he still alive? Didn't he die in like 2310?" Kyoka asked as she pointed at the elderly man. The film industry hadn't really released how it had happened but the elderly actor had been kept on ice and revived for his movies upon his requests until a power outage saw him die under a falling toll gate.

"Rest assured I am not actually Morgan Freeman, we may look and sound alike but we are certainly not the same Miss Jirou." The elderly man replied.

"He is however my grandfather." Nezu cackled much to Kyoka's confusion. "I know we look nothing alike, but honestly the bigger leap is from my father to myself, real screwball that threw at the family tree let me tell you."

"So... the wings?" Kyoka asked uncertainly.

"Of corse, I personally don't have wings in a style such as yours but I did teach my first 20 kids how to fly with them so it certainly should work with you too." The man gave a gentle smile as a pen and notebook appeared to his left floating in the air. Soon the sound of pen on paper filled Kyoka's ears as she stared in shock at the sight before her. Two quirks was impossible yet she just saw it with her own two eyes, Creation like Yaoyoruzo and a telekinesis type like Reiko. "We'll start simple, what exactly do you know about the supernatural?"

"What like yokai and stuff?" Kyoka asked with a raised eyebrow wondering where this was going.

"For a starting point yes." The principal chuckled to himself as he pulled out a phone and quickly typed out a message before putting the phone away. "We'll discuss this back at the dorms, is she cleared to leave?"

"Yeah she's good. Here have some gummy bears." Recovery girl nodded softly before giving Kyoka a handful of the lollies. "Make sure no strenuous exorcise for the rest of the day and I suggest you cut slits in your shirts, you're lucky a girl in 3C has wings and was willing to give you a shirt to wear that wouldn't rip like the last one."

"Wait. So the class...." kyoka trailed of with a bright blush as she pulled the sheet upto her face with a bright blush.

"Rest assured they saw nothing. Hatsume was able to cover you rather quickly with her outer jacket and once the class realised what happened they didn't look." Nezu stated with a chipper grin and a polite nod of his head. "Lets hurry now time is dead and reality has no meaning but Recovery Girl is in charge of the staff coffee supply and I'd rather not piss her off but staying longer than needed."

"Perhaps if you stopped trying to pay staff with with novelty hats on poker night." Recovery girl huffed in agitation.

"Scram it!" The principal cackled dramatically as he sprinted out of the room leaving the older man to shake his head bemused.

"Come along now, my grandson my be mad but he does try." The man nodded as he pulled a cup out of nowhere which he handed to Kyoka as she got off the bed. "If worse comes to worse contact this number, they've dealt with him before."

Kyoka raised an eyebrow at the scrap of paper she was given, the number was American. .

"Alright you two, hop out now, I still have to deal with another patient who decided it was a good idea to copy a quirk that turned his body into a living shadow in a bright room without protection." Recovery girl huffed in the direction of the closed curtains at the other end of the infirmary. "Went through six packs of burn cream already."

[At the dorms.]

Izuku sat rigidly on his bed as he nervously drummed his fingers across his knees. Charlie and Ibara were sprawled out on the bed behind them, Charlie was watching a video of a kitten playing with a pompom and Ibara was defiling a bible by replacing half the words with ass in near transparent ink, it was a loophole they had discovered to allow her to continue to read the book without pain. Momo was at the desk looking through a school book with Mina by her side barely paying attention. Tokoyami and dark shadow were playing paper scissors rock with Vaggie who was doing so half heartedly and Loona was leaning against the wall growling at Azazel who was looking between the door and the hellhound nervously.

The door was suddenly booted open making them all jump as the cackling principal sprinted in and dove under the bed. A few moments later he dropped down from the ceiling vent.

"Y'ello." He chirped cheekily from his spot in the middle of the room. "The rest of the class is occupied watching Lion king with Aizawa."

"So far still not the weirdest thing one of my employers has done." Loona stated with a slightly raised eyebrow.

"Seriously, what was weirder than that?" Mina asked.

Loona shrugged. "It involved a jar and a pon-"

"NO!" Everyone shouted in disgust and fear, cutting off what was about to be said. Nobody wanted to know where that was going even through many did. Only Nezu and Izuku remained quiet as he had no clue what was going on while Nezu just cackled to himself. Even Azazel looked sick.

"I don't get it." Izuku deadpanned.

"I'll do one better, Blue waffle." The principal cackled.

"WHAT THE FUCK RODENT?!" Loona demanded while Momo and Mina gagged in disgust. Vaggie threw up in the trashcan and Charlie looked like someone killed a kitten infront of her.

"Ew." Azazel gagged.

"Special place urk... rodent. Special pl-urk." Vaggie threatened between heaving.

"I do believe I asked you to be considerate to them." The voice of Morgan freeman filled the room.

"FATHER!" Azazel squealed with joy as she tackled the older man into a hug which he gently returned.

"Grandpa?!" Charlie gasped, her jaw dropped and her eyes wide.

"Now, I don't believe we've ever met in person young miss Magne." The man chuckled gently. "You would think Lucy would tell me he had a daughter."

"Whoa whoa whoa, he's the jerk in charge of heaven?" Vaggie asked as she summoned her spear and got between Charlie and the man. Izuku merely pailed more than usual while Ibara looked starstruck and was squealing like a fangirl.

"What?!" Kyoka shrieked from behind the man.

"Oh, my apologies, let's sit down and I'll explain." The man smiled calmly, looking down at Azazel with a bemused look, he continued. "Azazel, that means I need you to let me move please."

"Question, what exactly do I do in this situation?" Kira asked as she raised a whispy hand. "Like, do we beg to not get smited or we cool?"

"You are 'cool' as you put it." The man chuckled as he finally got into the room, sitting on the end of the bed as Izuku scooted back nervously. "So, as was stated I am the biblical God."

"Prove it." Loona deadpanned with a twitching eye.

"If you are asking the one with the rock so heavy I can't lift it that just results in a black hole." God deadpanned, annoyed at the question he was almost always asked. Atleast the American in the early 2000s had better questions like the fingers one.

"True true." Nezu cackled. "Really scared the shit out of Nyarlathotep when their nap was interrupted."

"Ignoring that." Tokoyami shuddered.

"HA! I TOLD YOU IT WAS A OLD ONE!" Dark shadow cackled as she pointed at Charlie.

"Regardless I am merely here to help smooth any tensions between you and Kyoka here given she attained minor divinity for herself." The being smiled softly as he nodded to the shocked Kyoka.

"What?" The punk rocker asked in shock.

"Oh nothing major like being in control of an entire system or religion, infact without worshippers gods often just retain domain over what they were good at in life, little more than a demigod at best. My first son for instance was a brilliant carpenter, all thumbs with anything else though." God chuckled to himself.

"True, ever seen him try to sail a boat?" Nezu cackled. "Mind you he was a pretty good actor, chuck something or other when he was living in America, always forget his name."

"So, Kyoka's thing would be music or something?" Ibara asked with a raised hand like she was in preschool.

"Precisely young shiozyka." God nodded making the vine haired demon squeal with joy at being recognised by a deity she had worshipped.

"So uh, I do have a question uh..." Charlie gulped nervously.

"You can call me grandpa if you like Charlie." God nodded.

"Am...am I doing good trying to redeem people using the hotel?" She asked nervously.

"If they truely want to make amends with what they had done then yes, as long as I have my say they are welcome through the gates." God smiled with a nod.

"Not if Cherub has a say." Azazel frowned.

"What? What do the Romans have to do with this?" God asked curiously.

"You've been out of the loop father." Nezu shook his head. "CHERUB was set up in your absence and frankly the bar to get into heaven has been getting steadily higher, hell has well over two hundred dozen worlds where as heaven only has three. The admittance into heaven is only two per year on average now."

"That will bare some looking into then." God frowned as he leant forwards, his hands clasped under his chin with his elbows resting on his legs.

"So uh, is this all real or a joke?" Kyoka asked.

"The universe is a hologram." Nezu waved her off. "Whats real is what your brain says is real everything else is ducks teeth."

"Hmm, sadly until I find where the spark went to I can't re-enter heaven to sort out the mess." God admitted. "I originally thought that Kyoka had gained it but upon seeing her its clear the spark had merely granted her a new life and left. Tricky little thing honestly, left it for six seconds once and it made the dinosaurs."

"Well I'm out." Loona stated as she walked out of the room. "Call me after 6am when my shift is over and shit makes more sense rodent."

"Have fun with security, oh and ignore the bear shaped training robot in storage room 5, it likes to play up at night." Nezu waved loona off. The hellhound huffed and flipped the rodent off as she kicked the door shut behind her.

End.

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